A new survey released says that at least 25% of Russians have sex while driving. The numbers would be higher here in the US, but Bill Clinton has already declared that getting head is not sex

Seriously though...this brought to my mind the question how often do you get "busy" in some fashion while driving and what do you do?

Nothing like some good "highway head" every once in a while as far as I am concerned.

Any stories...or pix to share?

I've had sex while driving plenty of times!








Oh wait, you meant with a another person.

Well, it seems to me that this has been a subject on another thread once before. And, at the time I supported "carjobs", much to the dismay of Diane. She pretty much blasted me for supporting something that she felt was dangerous to children or other drivers who may end up as the victims of a blowjob induced traffic accident. I still think there's nothin g wrong with it (as long as the driver hasn'r been drinking) and I do it whenever the situation presents itself. It's something that promotes pleasent memories. And let's face it... memories are generally all any of us are ever going to end up with.

Oh shit Gnappy you crack me up .....

how many members are there, like 16,000? well, you were bound to find one gnappy

I think it was Benjamin Franklin who said, "If you can make one person laugh on an internet message board, you have succeeded."

being sucked off by you Lynette could be nothing less than memorable.

HE said that???

I gotta say that most of these surveys are bullshit! I mean guys eloborate on their sexual adventures as a rule, it is in our genetic make up. Guys magazines like Maxim or whatever they are called in the states always reveal survey statistics and you just know that its mostly bullshit. Most guys did not lose their virginity to the hot mom down the road but they'll put it in a survey!

Besides.... you can use statistic to prove anything. Fourthteen percent of people knnow that

fourthteen?

An intentional mistake... it was a simpsons reference

oh...i just thought it was yet another example of your mentally feeble state

Do I hear the Pot calling me black???

unless you're ddd35

and spotted

ddd35 is not a virgin?

ask your future wife

Just did that. She said if she has to call the police on you one more time, she's just going to poke your eyes out right through those binoculars

damn foiled again

Good save on my behalf.... I owe you a beer

In case you missed the point of Bobaloo's post and Bondi's subsequent reply, DISSING someone's S/O in any manner is extremely Bad Form.


Get a clue, Dude

it is? but bondi's fiancee said he had a sense of humor... at least i think that's what she said... i mean, her mouth was full so it's kind of hard to tell

Yeah. I try to avoid crossing the S/O burn line, but sometimes ya just gotta.

welp , since I didnt refer to you or your wife , and they didnt refer to your virginity I would think you would get the clue , DUDE as you say

I agree with evade (I feel so dirty) But i can not remember when i dissed someones S/O... I just think there is a line.

Call me any name under the sun but dont mention my fiancee



Well from what she told me her mouth was far from full

And that's saying something, cuz from what I remember her mouth is TINY!!!

She just said that to make you feel more like a man

So sorry , I didnt realize you were so emotional , damn just when i thought I had this place figured out ..

I wouldn't call it emotional... I just dig having my fiancee mentioned her in that sort of fashion.

Gladly prove me wrong but I dont think I have ever dissed anyone's S/O here

that's not true... you make fun of gnappy and bob all the time... and they're practically each others' s/o's...

I'm WAY more significant than him!

wait....nevermind,

I dont have time to go back through your 6k + posts to look , so I will just have to take your word for it...

I'll gladly prove you wrong if there's money or beer involved

They are exceptions to the rule!



I'll send you a can of Billy beer if you can prove me wrong...

That or just take the satisfaction that you will be making people happy

*gasp* Billy Beer!
I'm glad you thought so highly of the magical man from happy land.

http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/index.php...ndpost&p=101623

Now where's my burito! I mean where's my beer!

Well done Gnappy. I knew you'd find one

well thank you Gnappy , I appreciate you coming to the aid ,I might even buy ya a mich ultra .....

I take it back then.

please dont tell me you want keystone lite , or something like that

what's all this lite talk.
although I don't mind some yankee beer (MGD is good), I tried Mich Ultra once, it had zero taste..swill to me... I am saying that only a swine would drink this beer.

Gimme a Kokanee please

well its a good thing I drink busch then ,,, the only canadian beer ive drank was called like red or something , I had it when I was in toronto on business ... it was that or budweiser , and thats horse piss ....

probably rickard's red, not bad stuff. budwesier in canada is different than US. It is brewed in Canada and tastes a lil different. Not a big fan of it anymore but I used to drink it exclusivley

oops

[quote=ddd35,Sep 15 2006, 04:15 PM]well its a good thing  I drink  busch then ,,,  the only canadian beer ive drank was called like red or something , I had it when I was in  toronto on business ... it was that or budweiser , and thats horse piss .... 

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Rickards honey brown is pretty good, haven't tried red but I'm with ya on the kokanee Gnappy!

[quote=natalie,Sep 15 2006, 04:38 PM]
[quote=ddd35,Sep 15 2006, 04:15 PM]well its a good thing  I drink  busch then ,,,  the only canadian beer ive drank was called like red or something , I had it when I was in  toronto on business ... it was that or budweiser , and thats horse piss .... 

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Rickards honey brown is pretty good, haven't tried red but I'm with ya on the kokanee Gnappy!

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I've never had kokanee... I wonder if I can get it anywhere around here.

If not, think you can bring some over, Nat??

[quote=natalie,Sep 15 2006, 04:38 PM]
[quote=ddd35,Sep 15 2006, 04:15 PM]well its a good thing  I drink  busch then ,,,  the only canadian beer ive drank was called like red or something , I had it when I was in  toronto on business ... it was that or budweiser , and thats horse piss .... 

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Rickards honey brown is pretty good, haven't tried red but I'm with ya on the kokanee Gnappy!

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I think we tried both actually but I dont recall the kokanee being offered ...

Despite what my 411 implies it doesn't always come served between my tits. lol

Shit FOiled again

Ah, another one of my alltime favs!!!

That's okay! as long as you'd be there.

As bad as it sounds, enough alcohol and you'd get me anywhere. lol

prepare for a special delivery

I could bring some...oh wait, I get it.