Hi all,

Well i am helping out the C Man by putting together a FAQ list that will help new members have their questions answered quickly and easily and avoid the same questions being asked every 5 weeks. If anyone has any suggestions I have made this thread to feild them all and I will then compile a list and send it to Comedyman to use as he sees fit.

I will start proceedings off;

Q. Why haven't all my uploaded pictures appeared on the rating page?

A. The Freak has many pictures to go through and even in best case circumstances the process will take a few days from uploading to seeing your pics on the main page. Also if you have submitted multiple pics John will distribute them out so 1 or 2 appear every day and we are not over loaded with too many pics of the same woman on one day

Q. Why are my pics rated so low? Don't you people like small/large/fake/natural etc breasts on this site?

A. The rating aspect of RMM is open to EVERYONE on the internet. Voters do not have to be members here so scores should be taken lightly. One should take more notice of comments left with each picture as only members can comment and it will be a much more factual guage of how people see your breasts

Q. What is the difference between profile pictures and melon pictures and how do I upload both?

A. There is no black and white way to upload either picture. Basically John will decide what category a picture falls under. usually pictures with no nudity or that feature body parts apart from breasts will be profile pictures while any picture containing breasts falls under the other category

I thought it said "possible fags"

Actually Bondi on this one you can decide, when you upload your pictures you have a choice to tick melon pics or profile pics.Usually any you pic for profile will go there but if you submit a melon pic with no nips showing he might stick it in your profile anyway.

Ha ha thats excatly what I thought it said

now what are YOU doing here eh?

oooh this is a good idea, and I've got lots of good stuff to add...as soon as I think of it.
Actually most of the important stuff is covered. maybe throw in something about searching for topics before starting a new thread. I can make it sound more official n stuff if no one else steps in between now and tomorrow.

But it's Miller time for me.
Later.

I concur

Yeah i typed it in CAPS but it automatically changed it to lower case.... I see you were the first to post in the thread but?

Me too!! But I'm only here because I thought we would be "outting" Bob. And no its not because I want a piece before anyone starts that rumour!

keep them coming .. once We all have a good list Ill add them to the main board messege section . Good stuff so far.

I wanted to see if you fags came out of the closet yet

sure, and evade checks out "the cocks of rmm" for the witty dialogue

Uh huh hahaha... He finds it informative and witty!

Q. What should I do before starting my own topic thread?

A. First of all make sure you are posting it in the right area. Do not put sex type threads in "Shoot the Breeze" etc. Once you have located the most fitting category for your thread take a few short minutes to browse that category for an already existing thread. If one does exist simply add your opinion/story to that thread and DO NOT create another duplicate thread. If you can't see another thread like it, start posting!

Why am I getting my ass reamed by everyone around here for making a post.


Most likely you are making a post that has already been posted, to avoid the flames from the regular posters use the search feature at the top of the forums and see if the topic has been posted before, but be prepared cause most likely you will get shit from the regs around here anyway.





Why are people making fun of my posts or making fun of me??



Either 1) you are a idiot and you are being treated as such

or

2) We are just messing around with you which is the norm around here, we like to joke around and make fun of eachother all in good fun, so if you can't handle it try Disney.com.

HAHA there is an exception sometimes when posting at the same time you don't realize you just made the same post.

Touche.... although yours was far more blunt, mine a bit more professional? haha

I do like the second one you posted though!

Everyone, should you think you have a good FAQ to post can we start them with a Q. question, followed by an A. answer

It'll make it easier to spot among the other dribble (mostly mine) in the thread!

Cheers

Well I figured I would post mine in my typical manner and you would tweak it for your write up. Yours for sure look far more professional good job.

cause yer lame?

My aren't your two comments to each other peaceful and polite, its like Osama has surrendered and says he loves the the infidal's. Like Bush has told N. Korea its okay to have a few nukes just be careful and don't hurt yourselves!

truest line ever...I didn't know you had it in you

Q. Why does this website keep losing my name and password?

A. Who the fuck knows!


Q. Is Closeup the same guy as Closeup2 thru Closeup8?

A. Probably.

closeup3 and closeup7 were pretty cool but the rest weren't too bright

You should see me in person, I have no tolerance for stupid people and I am sure to let them know

All your names are still here if it wasn't your post wouldn't be here and your other names would not be click able.

I would throw this problem into user incompetency since no one else seems to be having trouble with simply logging in

why i NEVER!

Oh dont lie you know you have.

nope, I've never touched myself

you have me to do that for you!!!!!!!!!!

are you avalible around 9:30 tonight?

I believe it

I'd like to say there have been some healthy suggestions and additions over night..... but I'd be lying

Q. How do I add a picture into a post?

A. First you need to browse to the picture and click add attachment, then you need to select add into post

Its an obvious one, but took me a couple of attempts to spot the add into post bit, or maybe im just retarded

A little from cloumn A and a little from column B

I never met 5,6, & 7...Next thing I know, 8 was here. Must be I was




Maybe Cutie has something there...

What part of what I wrote don't you understand? I can't log in as Closeup or I would. Just because the posts are still here dosn't mean anything. I lost over 100 PM's, can't get my avatar back because it's gone from the website it was taken from. And the fact that nobody else is having a problem is meaningless, some have had different problems that I didn't have. Put on your dunce cap and go sit in the corner for an hour.
And let Evade join you there.

Calm down there don't want to go raising your bloodpressure. You said you were deleted from this site I said you werent. I run this same brand of forum and if you were deleted your old names would not be clickable.

I pointed that out. You talk about a dunce cap yet you keep needing to make new accounts and your old accounts are still here I think that would fit under ironic, I will have to ask boo.

Hey-Oh!



Fortunately, they were all from closeup3 and 7

Well since I have contributed to this thread exactly nothing, I will do one.

Q: I see people have pictures for their signatures at the end of their posts. How do I get a picture there too?

A: Since there isn't an option to just add a photo file in the signature menu, you have to hotlink the picture from somewhere else. Since hotlinking is not permitted from outside sites, you have to post the pic somewhere here and link from it accordingly. There is a thread located in the Site Help and Information section that is made just for hotlinking pics or click here.
Post your pic there and then right click on it and select "properties". When the box pops up highlight the URL address of the pic and "copy" it. Then go to your control panel click on edit signature settings and in the box, put [img*] paste the URL you copied here[/img*] (but remove the * when you do it).
Click on Update Signature and you should be in business!

Gnappy... good contribution!!!

And for the rest of you... Can you feel the love???

Always

I ran out of cheese for your wine so I will be generous enough to give you this

Gotta say BAM! on that one

here's your old av back if you still want to use it:

Thanks Gnappy. And Cutie Pie-I don't remember saying you could leave your corner, it must be the dunce cap that's keeping what I'm saying from penetrating your thick skull. Obviously, my previous posts are still here. I'll say this one one time then I give up-I can't log on as Closeup because this website won't allow it. It gives me an error message of about 100 letters and symbols that makes absolutlely no sense. So I changed my name and password and email address so I can log on again.Since there is no way to log on as Closeup, there is no access to my old PM's. I don't know how else to explain it with words, maybe you'd understand it better if I used pictures or And by the way, my mother says I can bring anyone to the basement as long as they leave before 9pm. So there

I had that same problem when I deleted my cookies at home and then had to relogin and I hadn't done that in so long I forgot my pasword and kept getting just a bunch of symbols. Then I tried a different password(the correct one) and it worked. Not saying this is your problem, but if you use a lot of different passwords, maybe it's a different one

I've always used the same one-Bart. I had a Maine Coon cat for 12 years named after Bart Simpson, so it's an easy one for me to remember. I do think it has someting to do with having cookies deleted. I run a anti pop-up program called Stopzilla, maybe the program erased me. At this point, I'm just going to keep starting over everytime it happens. I've starting backing up my PM's, just in case. Speaking of HotJ,(Another thread, for those of you keepping score) I don't have a single picture of her left and I used to have them all. Such is life.

Oh, they're out there, IF you know where to look!