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Hey guys. Long time lurker, just decided to join. Thanks to the ladies for being brave enough to post pics of themselves on here. Much respect from me for that. anyways, my name is Ryan and I am a typical guy. I love sports, trucks and well, boobs! Be seeing you around!

Welcome to the House of Melons. There are some fine looking women here , so sit back and enjoy the show. There isn't much expected of the guys except to be polite and to throw in a good Simpson's quote every now and then.

" Hello and welcome to the Springfield Police Department Resc-U Fone. If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one. To choose from a list of felonies, press two. If you're being murdered or calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line."

Welcome to a dream, with so sexy and hot woman

:)

Welcome to RMM!
Don't believe them.....men are expected to show in the Members Only forum under the cocks of RMM thread :P



Just saying :thumbup:

foxy lady :2thumbsup:

Hey sorry it took me so long to welcome ya!




WELCOME RYAN! :flashboobs:

Welcome to the House of Melons. There are some fine looking women here , so sit back and enjoy the show. There isn't much expected of the guys except to be polite and to throw in a good Simpson's quote every now and then.

" Hello and welcome to the Springfield Police Department Resc-U Fone. If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one. To choose from a list of felonies, press two. If you're being murdered or calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line."

Well this guy and his 411 really took off. I saw googlebot looking at a topic called I'm Demon and I thought, WTF is demon?! So I checked it out and I saw closeup's simpsons quote. I knew he was capable of humour, albeit stolen humour, but half of my stuff is stolen from Steve Allen. That's a hilarious segment:

Hello, and welcome to the Springfield Police Department Resc-u-
Fone[tm]. If you know the name of the felony being committed,
press one. To choose from a list of felonies, press two. If you
are being murdered or calling from a rotary phone, please stay on
the line.
Bart: [growls, punches some numbers]
Voice: You have selected regicide. If you know the name of the king or
queen being murdered, press one.

Well this guy and his 411 really took off. I saw googlebot looking at a topic called I'm Demon and I thought, WTF is demon?! So I checked it out and I saw closeup's simpsons quote. I knew he was capable of humour, albeit stolen humour, but half of my stuff is stolen from Steve Allen. That's a hilarious segment:

Hello, and welcome to the Springfield Police Department Resc-u-
       Fone[tm].  If you know the name of the felony being committed,
       press one.  To choose from a list of felonies, press two.  If you
       are being murdered or calling from a rotary phone, please stay on
       the line.
Bart: [growls, punches some numbers]
Voice: You have selected regicide.  If you know the name of the king or
       queen being murdered, press one.

great scene. Too funny. I also like the time when wiggum answers the phone at the station during the lottery drawing and he doesn't want to talk... and he says, Oh, no, you've got the wrong number. This is 9-1-2.

great scene.  Too funny.  I also like the time when wiggum answers the phone at the station during the lottery drawing and he doesn't want to talk... and he says, Oh, no, you've got the wrong number.  This is 9-1-2.

hahaha, too classic.
ya know in the 4th season there IS a hidden Conan O'Brien commentary on the monorail episode(his fav episode and he wrote it). I must have took it out when I burned the original to lower the compression rate, cuz I can't access it now. I'd like to check it out cuz even on the regular commentary they are all commenting on how crazy Conan was when he worked there. Plus it's a great episode, or so says Mr. Snrub.

That is all®

hahaha, too classic.
ya know in the 4th season there IS a hidden Conan O'Brien commentary on the monorail episode(his fav episode and he wrote it). I must have took it out when I burned the original to lower the compression rate, cuz I can't access it now. I'd like to check it out cuz even on the regular commentary they are all commenting on how crazy Conan was when he worked there. Plus it's a great episode, or so says Mr. Snrub.

That is all®

haha. Mr. Snrub. I love that!!! You know, I've been slacking on my Simpsons watching. I finished 3 but didn't get around to watching 4 yet. I just finished a book I was into so I think I'll crack open the cellophane on season 4 sometime this week. :thumbup:

Can't wait to see the conan. and season 4 has some great eps in it. I think half the shit we refer to here is from 3, 4, and 5, but mostly 4

haha.  Mr. Snrub.  I love that!!!  You know, I've been slacking on my Simpsons watching.  I finished 3 but didn't get around to watching 4 yet.  I just finished a book I was into so I think I'll crack open the cellophane on season 4 sometime this week. :thumbup:

Can't wait to see the conan.  and season 4 has some great eps in it.  I think half the shit we refer to here is from 3, 4, and 5, but mostly 4

I think you are correct, in my case it's because I've watched these episodes most but these are also considered some of the best seasons cuz the characters were all firmly developed and they weren't struggling to find new show ideas that hadn't already been done in 17 years.
I have 1,4, 5 and 6 now. I haven't watched them in chronological order though. I just pop in a dvd and start watching, always with the commentaries on.

I think you are correct, in my case it's because I've watched these episodes most but these are also considered some of the best seasons cuz the characters were all firmly developed and they weren't struggling to find new show ideas that hadn't already been done in 17 years.
I have 1,4, 5 and 6 now. I haven't watched them in chronological order though. I just pop in a dvd and start watching, always with the commentaries on.

Three is great!!! I hope you're able to get that one soon. You probably can recite the script better than I can, so I watch the ep, then rewatch it with the commentary. Takes me a while to get through a season, but I figure I can appreciate them properly that way. I don't think the menus are very user friendly, cuz I missed some special features every freaking season. when I'm done I go through to make sure I saw it all. I always find something I missed. I top out at 4. I need to get season five-8 and get with the now, man. I'd like to buy them though. I am a shameless thief of all things digital, but when it comes to music or movies or shows where I'd like to support the artists, I'll buy it when I can. at 30-50 usd per season, you can appreciate why i'm the proud owner only of seasons 1-4

Three is great!!!  I hope you're able to get that one soon.  You probably can recite the script better than I can, so I watch the ep, then rewatch it with the commentary.  Takes me a while to get through a season, but I figure I can appreciate them properly that way.  I don't think the menus are very user friendly, cuz I missed some special features every freaking season.  when I'm done I go through to make sure I saw it all.  I always find something I missed.  I top out at 4.  I need to get season five-8 and get with the now, man.  I'd like to buy them though.  I am a shameless thief of all things digital, but when it comes to music or movies or shows where I'd like to support the artists, I'll buy it when I can.  at 30-50 usd per season, you can appreciate why i'm the proud owner only of seasons 1-4

I just watch with commentaries and subtitles on so I can follow along pretty good.
I do buy music and dvds when I can but when I'm broke I take the easy routewhich is most of the time. Plus if they wanted me to actually buy them, they wouldn't have made beer so expensive!

I just watch with commentaries and subtitles on so I can follow along pretty good.
I do buy music and dvds when I can but when I'm broke I take the easy routewhich is most of the time. Plus if they wanted me to actually buy them, they wouldn't have made beer so expensive!

I know what you mean. Between food, clothes, and my franklin mint collectible doll addiction, I can barely afford to spend five hours a night at the bar.

I know what you mean.  Between food, clothes, and my franklin mint collectible doll addiction, I can barely afford to spend five hours a night at the bar.

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No offense, but that was so fucking funny that it had to be a Homer quote, and it was. :P

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No offense, but that was so fucking funny that it had to be a Homer quote, and it was. :P

Oh, I can be quite funny when I plagiarize

Oh, I can be quite funny when I plagiarize

I haven't said anything original since 1997. :unsure:

I haven't said anything original since 1997. :unsure:

You's guy's gotta get out more that is all I can say!
:nahnah:

Well this guy and his 411 really took off. I saw googlebot looking at a topic called I'm Demon and I thought, WTF is demon?! So I checked it out and I saw closeup's simpsons quote. I knew he was capable of humour, albeit stolen humour, but half of my stuff is stolen from Steve Allen.

Spotted...

If this is anyone but Steve Allen... you're stealing my bit!

Bob, Gnappy... some great Simpsons banter here :thumbup:

Hi Ryan and welcome !

Spotted...

If this is anyone but Steve Allen... you're stealing my bit!

Bob, Gnappy... some great Simpsons banter here :thumbup:

impressive
and :lol:

impressive
and  :lol:

Krusty: Ohh, Ohh... me rikey berry much! Oh im sorry... I hope I didn't offend you, I need this sooo bad

Gabbo: Bad enough to hit yourself over the head with your phone?

Krusty: Oh yeah.

BANG, BANG, BANG

Krusty: Ooh, I think I drew blood

Bart: Somebody ought to ruin Gabbo's career the way he ruined Krusty's.
Lisa: Two wrongs don't make a right, Bart.
Bart: Yes they do.
Lisa: No they don't.
Bart: Yes they do!
Lisa: No they don't!
Bart: Yes they do!!
Lisa: Daaaad!
Homer: Two wrongs make a right, Lisa.

Bart:   Somebody ought to ruin Gabbo's career the way he ruined Krusty's.
Lisa:   Two wrongs don't make a right, Bart.
Bart:   Yes they do.
Lisa:   No they don't.
Bart:   Yes they do!
Lisa:   No they don't!
Bart:   Yes they do!!
Lisa:   Daaaad!
Homer:  Two wrongs make a right, Lisa.

We have officially fucked this guys thread :P :lol:

We have officially fucked this guys thread :P  :lol:

That makes it what, 164 threads and counting :thumbup:

That makes it what, 164 threads and counting  :thumbup:

I'd say that would be pretty accurate... although Im pretty sure we have ruined a few more today