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johnfreak
post Jan 5 2007, 12:02 AM
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This one is a true story:
(IMG:http://www.ratemymelons.com/finger-vibrator.gif)

this thing is freaking awesome, think I've bought enough toys to be able to open a section here with sex toy reviews with links to buy them (or don't buy them cause some suck).

That little vibrator shaped like a tongue that goes on your finger looked kinda cheap and crappy when I bought it, but holy fuck the thing is powerful, gave it as a christmas gift with a few others and my girl won't leave it alone, says it's by far the best thing since the jackrabbit.

If you love RMM, buy one from that link, you won't be sorry girls, (or guys buying for GF/Wives).
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bondiguy
post Jan 5 2007, 12:22 AM
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QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 5 2007, 12:02 AM)
This one is a true story:
(IMG:http://www.ratemymelons.com/finger-vibrator.gif)

this thing is freaking awesome, think I've bought enough toys to be able to open a section here with sex toy reviews with links to buy them (or don't buy them cause some suck).

That little vibrator shaped like a tongue that goes on your finger looked kinda cheap and crappy when I bought it, but holy fuck the thing is powerful, gave it as a christmas gift with a few others and my girl won't leave it alone, says it's by far the best thing since the jackrabbit.

If you love RMM, buy one from that link, you won't be sorry girls, (or guys buying for GF/Wives).
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So what kinda cut are you getting? :P
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closeup
post Jan 5 2007, 12:37 AM
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I kinda got the impression he was giving us the absolute straight scoop. He could of "pushed" a hundred and one things on us over the years, but never has. I'm inclined to believe that this thing must really be great for John to praise it so highly. It's certainly worth a shot.
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bondiguy
post Jan 5 2007, 12:42 AM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Jan 5 2007, 12:37 AM)
I kinda got the impression he was giving us the absolute straight scoop. He could of "pushed" a hundred and one things on us over the years, but never has. I'm inclined to believe that this thing must really be great for John to praise it so highly. It's certainly worth a shot.
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Oh I am sure it is great.... but I plug nothing unless I get a cut haha....j/k

If 3d buys this his wife may never sleep with him again.........................
































She won't be able to get it away from his asshole! :lol:
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johnfreak
post Jan 5 2007, 12:52 AM
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I Get a cut of course, and I would never personally recommend anything, porns sites included, unless I liked them (AFF - awesome - Fling -awesome - Camazon -super Sex Search - fast results)
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closeup
post Jan 5 2007, 12:56 AM
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QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 5 2007, 12:52 AM)
I Get a cut of course, and I would never personally recommend anything, porns sites included, unless I liked them (AFF - awesome - Fling -awesome - Camazon -super Sex Search - fast results)
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That's what I thought. This site would be a disaster otherwise. Like 99% of the other sites out there. Thanks to John for playing it straight with us.
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johnfreak
post Jan 5 2007, 01:08 AM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Jan 5 2007, 01:56 AM)
That's what I thought. This site would be a disaster otherwise. Like 99% of the other sites out there. Thanks to John for playing it straight with us.
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I try and play it straight when I can.


speaking of which, againast my better judgement I'm gonna sell some ads to other people, so a few of em will be ads for stuff I don't personally endorse, so I guess that rule is out the window, but if I make a post like this or write some review sections, those will be all personally endorsed :thumbup:
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bondiguy
post Jan 5 2007, 08:27 AM
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QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 5 2007, 12:52 AM)
I Get a cut of course, and I would never personally recommend anything, porns sites included, unless I liked them (AFF - awesome - Fling -awesome - Camazon -super Sex Search - fast results)
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I know, im just fucking with ya
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ddd35
post Jan 5 2007, 02:47 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 5 2007, 08:27 AM)
I know, im just fucking with ya
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you wish !
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ddd35
post Jan 5 2007, 02:48 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 5 2007, 12:42 AM)
Oh I am sure it is great.... but I plug nothing unless I get a cut haha....j/k

If 3d buys this his wife may never sleep with him again.........................
She won't be able to get it away from his asshole! :lol:
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oh baby ..
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bondiguy
post Jan 5 2007, 05:02 PM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 5 2007, 02:47 PM)
you wish  !
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Actually... I think he does :blink:
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ddd35
post Jan 5 2007, 06:46 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 5 2007, 05:02 PM)
Actually... I think he does :blink:
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lol righttttt :P
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johnfreak
post Jan 7 2007, 11:56 AM
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can't believe none of you girls bought this yet.. I'm telling you, this is the best $14.95 you will ever spend on your pagina!
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bondiguy
post Jan 7 2007, 11:20 PM
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QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 7 2007, 11:56 AM)
can't believe none of you girls bought this yet.. I'm telling you, this is the best $14.95 you will ever spend on your pagina!
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Maybe they have spent all their money at the post Xmas sales.... wait till February
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johnfreak
post Jan 8 2007, 11:48 AM
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bahhhh, I am telling you this thing rivals anything a clitoris' could ever experience. I paid $30 for mine locally and was pissed when I saw I could have bought it from myself for $14.95 lol.
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johnfreak
post Jan 8 2007, 02:40 PM
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hey, just sold 2, if you bought it, we want some feedback when you use it (with pics preferably)
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Assfucker
post Jan 8 2007, 02:58 PM
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QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 7 2007, 11:56 AM)
can't believe none of you girls bought this yet.. I'm telling you, this is the best $14.95 you will ever spend on your pagina!
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Did you use it on yer man-pagina? :eatme:
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johnfreak
post Jan 8 2007, 03:28 PM
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QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jan 8 2007, 03:58 PM)
Did you use it on yer man-pagina? :eatme:
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heh, of course! :2thumbsup:
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Assfucker
post Jan 8 2007, 03:50 PM
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QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 8 2007, 03:28 PM)
heh, of course!  :2thumbsup:
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atta boy :thumbup:
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hott1976
post Jan 8 2007, 08:50 PM
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only 15 bucks? Damn i 'm going to get one for all my girlfriends and have a "slumber party"! Those will be in the goodie bags. :)
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bondiguy
post Jan 8 2007, 10:38 PM
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QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 8 2007, 02:40 PM)
hey, just sold 2, if you bought it, we want some feedback when you use it (with pics preferably)
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good thinking....

QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 8 2007, 08:50 PM)
only 15 bucks?  Damn i 'm going to get one for all my girlfriends and have a "slumber party"!  Those will be in the goodie bags.  :)
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Make sure there is a cam at the ready and plenty of margaritas to go around :drama:
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johnfreak
post Jan 9 2007, 08:30 PM
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QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 8 2007, 09:50 PM)
only 15 bucks?  Damn i 'm going to get one for all my girlfriends and have a "slumber party"!  Those will be in the goodie bags.  :)
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ummm.. for you, fuck the camera, just send me your address, I'll have to show you all how to use it properly anyways, wouldn't want you and your GF's to hurt yourself or each other with it. :drama:
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Bobaloo
post Jan 9 2007, 11:51 PM
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QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 9 2007, 08:30 PM)
ummm..  for you, fuck the camera, just send me your address, I'll have to show you all how to use it properly anyways, wouldn't want you and your GF's to hurt yourself or each other with it. :drama:
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Just so everyone can appreciate the evening properly, I'll be sure to be there with my camera...and a few other cameras too. I'll make a DVD and make use of the angle feature.
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ontippytoes
post Jan 9 2007, 11:56 PM
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QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 8 2007, 08:50 PM)
only 15 bucks?  Damn i 'm going to get one for all my girlfriends and have a "slumber party"!  Those will be in the goodie bags.  :)
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*ears perking up* Slumber party?? Hope my invitation doesn't get lost in the mail. :muhahaaw:
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bondiguy
post Jan 10 2007, 02:13 AM
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QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 9 2007, 08:30 PM)
ummm..  for you, fuck the camera, just send me your address, I'll have to show you all how to use it properly anyways, wouldn't want you and your GF's to hurt yourself or each other with it. :drama:
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What a considerate man you are!!!
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Gnappster
post Jan 10 2007, 11:46 AM
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QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 9 2007, 06:30 PM)
ummm..  for you, fuck the camera, just send me your address, I'll have to show you all how to use it properly anyways, wouldn't want you and your GF's to hurt yourself or each other with it. :drama:
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C'mon freak, I know you have the resources. Sounds like one hell of a pay per view! I'll naturally get in free for thinking of the idea ;)
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bondiguy
post Jan 11 2007, 12:27 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 10 2007, 11:46 AM)
C'mon freak, I know you have the resources. Sounds like one hell of a pay per view! I'll naturally get in free for thinking of the idea ;)
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And I would get in as the token Aussie :thumbup:
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bondiguy
post Jan 19 2007, 05:36 PM
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Do you know what i find hilarious about ads for webcam or even dating sites?

The fact that the hottest women always live in YOUR hometown! I mean, what are the odds? haha

I saw one on her today and it she was from Bondi Beach! Her name was sexycoed19... we don't even use the term co-ed here... anyway, my 2 cents
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Bobaloo
post Jan 19 2007, 06:07 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 19 2007, 05:36 PM)
Do you know what i find hilarious about ads for webcam or even dating sites?

The fact that the hottest women always live in YOUR hometown! I mean, what are the odds? haha

I saw one on her today and it she was from Bondi Beach! Her name was sexycoed19... we don't even use the term co-ed here... anyway, my 2 cents
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too funny. I was just having that conversation with myself this morning.
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bondiguy
post Jan 19 2007, 07:36 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 19 2007, 06:07 PM)
too funny.  I was just having that conversation with myself this morning.
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What was your response? :unsure:
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