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[Bobaloo]

It's Saturday AM and Im just easing my way into the day

im only on 5

Only 5? I think you need to wake up earlier.

Which reminds me of a quote from a famous guy who likely was an alcholic:

I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

[bondiguy]

Only 5?  I think you need to wake up earlier.

Which reminds me of a quote from a famous guy who likely was an alcholic:

I feel bad for people who don't drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Ooooh that's a good quote, im stealing it!

[allnaturalguy]

I really don,t think I,d like to live in the USA, If thats a fair representation of your legal system. You should be innocent until proven guilty, rather like me, innocent as a new born lamb, and pure, as the driven snow.      

Innocent as a newborn lamb, and pure as the driven snow? morse? Is this really morse or did somebody hijack this most awesomely sexy creature that I've cum to be proud of my association with? Is it an alien abduction or just not enough alcohol?

[Bobaloo]

Ooooh that's a good quote, im stealing it!

Here's one that's even better:

New Year's resolutions: Something we can do that underweight people who don't drinnk or smoke can't.

[morse]

Innocent as a newborn lamb, and pure as the driven snow? morse? Is this really morse or did somebody hijack this most awesomely sexy creature that I've cum to be proud of my association with? Is it an alien abduction or just not enough alcohol?   

Can you have too much alcohol? Wasn,t that really a Martian that had his wicked way with me?

[allnaturalguy]

Can you have too much alcohol? Wasn,t that really a Martian that had his wicked way with me?

I've always thought that falling down along with slurred words meant that you were off to a good start. Blacking out just means you have to pace yourself. God, I only hope for your sake that it was a Martian that had his way with you. Did his dick get bigger every time he hit his forehead? If so, then you got lucky. Hopefully, it wasn't a Venusian, they've barely discovered trash cans according to Mork from Ork. If it was a Venusian, then he would have been very interested in licking your feet until you blacked out or pissed yourself from laughing too hard. Only YOU will ever know morse my love.

[bondiguy]

Here's one that's even better:

New Year's resolutions: Something we can do that underweight people who don't drinnk or smoke can't.

Not as good but still a keeper

[Bobaloo]

Not as good but still a keeper

ah, just wait. You'll come to appreciate it on New Year's day.

[bondiguy]

ah, just wait.  You'll come to appreciate it on New Year's day.

Ohh I get it, I get jokes

[ddd35]

Ohh I get it, I get jokes

I would never admit that about Bobs though ..

[Bobaloo]

I would never admit that about Bobs though  ..

There's lots of things you won't admit here.

[bondiguy]

There's lots of things you won't admit here.

beastiality for one?

[ddd35]

beastiality for one?

well hell no .. would you ?

[Bobaloo]

beastiality for one?

There's that, his homosexuality, his mythical babysitter, and his fictitous neighbor with the fake boobs he bought her

well hell no  ..   would you  ?

Well, unlike you, I have nothing to admit in that area, but thanks for your concern

[ddd35]

There's that, his homosexuality, his mythical babysitter, and his fictitous neighbor with the fake boobs he bought her
Well, unlike you, I have nothing to admit in that area, but thanks for your concern

keep telling yourself that , someday you might even convince the dog ...

[bondiguy]

There's that, his homosexuality, his mythical babysitter, and his fictitous neighbor with the fake boobs he bought her

Yeah... we all had a good laugh at those

[ddd35]

Yeah... we all had a good laugh at those

aint it great .....

[bondiguy]

aint it great  ..... 

"aint" WHAT great exactly?

[ddd35]

"aint" WHAT great exactly?

well it sure isnt you

[bondiguy]

well it sure isnt you   

yeah... good one

[ddd35]

yeah... good one

what good one ?

[Gnappster]

aint it great  ..... 

"aint" WHAT great exactly?

well it sure isnt you   

yeah... good one

what good one   ? 

I'll fill in 3d's next post:

"I know you are but what am I"

[ddd35]

I'll fill in 3d's next post:

"I know you are but what am I"

I always knew you wanted to be me ... were back to that obsession of yours again .. drink 3 beers , take the empty bottles break them over your temple , it will either change your atttiude or kill ya , either way it has got to help .

[bondiguy]

I'll fill in 3d's next post:

"I know you are but what am I"

He'd have to look up the spelling on a few of the longer words

[ddd35]

He'd have to look up the spelling on a few of the longer words

or refer back to some of your msitakes .

[Gnappster]

I always knew you wanted to be me  ... were back to that obsession of yours again ..  drink  3 beers  , take the empty bottles  break them over your temple , it will either change your atttiude  or kill ya , either way it has got to help .  

did it work for you?

[bondiguy]

or refer back to some of your msitakes  . 

less than 1% is a good strike rate brother

[ddd35]

did it work for you?

NO you ducked ...


but the beer was cold ..