Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+ Why Does A Woman Have To Shave, But A Guy...., Can have a ZZ Top beard (above/below)

Can have a ZZ Top beard (above/below):

And precede to abrade the poor woman's inner thigs with his mustache, goatee, Fu Manchu, soul patch, Van Dyke, Payes, etc.?

I remember reading a survey that said one of the single best things a guy could do for a woman before sex was shave his face....

Can have a ZZ Top beard (above/below):

And precede to abrade the poor woman's inner thigs with his mustache, goatee, Fu Manchu, soul patch, Van Dyke, Payes, etc.?

I remember reading a survey that said one of the single best things a guy could do for a woman before sex was shave his face....

Huh. And i thought I was being nice when I let go of the remote before sex. Now they're telling me I should shave too??? Next thing you know they're going to want their own orgasms too.

Huh.  And i thought I was being nice when I let go of the remote before sex.  Now they're telling me I should shave too???  Next thing you know they're going to want their own orgasms too.

That's just crazy talk. In all my sexual experience it is evident that women don't HAVE orgasms.

And that is all®

That's just crazy talk. In all my sexual experience it is evident that women don't HAVE orgasms.

And that is all®

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Definitely a cadidate for top 50 posts of all time!

Good post Isaac_Putin!

Gnappster - my vibrator always gives me orgasms1

:P

I think that men should shave their face if they want to go down...Because for me the beard hurts :S But I want my man to shaved from down too :) Maybe not totally but I don´t want to see the bush (and maybe hubbie shaves me today :D)

Can have a ZZ Top beard (above/below):

And precede to abrade the poor woman's inner thigs with his mustache, goatee, Fu Manchu, soul patch, Van Dyke, Payes, etc.?

I remember reading a survey that said one of the single best things a guy could do for a woman before sex was shave his face....

Shaving before sex? Dammit that means a shower too, guess I'm only going to be having sex twice a year from now on. :buti:

Good post Isaac_Putin!

Gnappster - my vibrator always gives me orgasms1

pics and/or videos?

Shaving before sex? Dammit that means a shower too, guess I'm only going to be having sex twice a year from now on. :buti:

From now on???? Isn't that an improvment from what you do now!!

i stay trimmed very close and shave around the base of my dick- wife likes it smooth, just like hers!

i stay trimmed very close and shave around the base of my dick- wife likes it smooth, just like hers!

I don't like to be judgmental, but your wife shaves the base of HER dick too??! :blink:

I don't like to be judgmental, but your wife shaves the base of HER dick too??!  :blink:

I was wondering the same thing myself. I don't remember his wife having a dick :huh: The only dick she had on her body was mine.

I was wondering the same thing myself.  I don't remember his wife having a dick :huh:  The only dick she had on her body was mine.

BAM!

I don't like to be judgmental, but your wife shaves the base of HER dick too??!  :blink:

BAMMMM


And that is all™

:lol: :lol:

OOPs, I didn't even see Bobo's or Gnapptser's last posts when it put this down.

Another (IMG:http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/uploads/post-11658-1147509163.jpg) for Evade. :lol: :lol:

BAMMMM
And that is all™

:lol:  :lol:

OOPs, I didn't even see Bobo's or Gnapptser's last posts when it put this down.

Another (IMG:http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/uploads/post-11658-1147509163.jpg) for Evade.   :lol:  :lol:

Nah, no duh award needed. Just blame it on the Internet or say freak must have been tweaking with the boards or something. Just pass the blame. That's what I usually do. I usually just blame everything on being busy at work. I don't even have a job. :lol:

Nah, no duh award needed.  Just blame it on the Internet or say freak must have been tweaking with the boards or something.  Just pass the blame.  That's what I usually do.  I usually just blame everything on being busy at work.  I don't even have a job. :lol:

How about my slow f*****' dial up connection at home, or just not paying attention. :lol:

How about my slow f*****' dial up connection at home, or just not paying attention. :lol:

You people and your damn dial up connections. It takes me so freakin' long to read your posts!!!

You people and your damn dial up connections.  It takes me so freakin' long to read your posts!!!

I still use a 1200 baud modem.

I still u...

I'll respond if 15 minutes when your message is finished displaying

I'll respond if 15 minutes when your message is finished displaying

:lol:

I'll respond if 15 minutes when your message is finished displaying

ooops! I forgot to respond.

Well, here goes now!!!

Wow, that's s....l....o.......w

Okay, if you think about it a woman has a landing strip which is better with less stuff on it right, sure. Now think about a male lion without a mane, kind of scrawny looking, right? I hope y'all are picking up what I'm putting down :blahblah: .

Okay, if you think about it a woman has a landing strip which is better with less stuff on it right, sure. Now think about a male lion without a mane, kind of scrawny looking, right? I hope y'all are picking up what I'm putting down  :blahblah: .

you're attracted to male lions? :wacko:

you're attracted to male lions? :wacko:

Simba watch out :blink:

Okay, if you think about it a woman has a landing strip which is better with less stuff on it right, sure. Now think about a male lion without a mane, kind of scrawny looking, right? I hope y'all are picking up what I'm putting down  :blahblah: .

ummm wayyyy different... a cock with a ton of hair around it makes it look
SMALLER!!! all that hair just gets in the way
i personally dont like male pubic hair. it should be either trimmed really short or just shaved off. its ugly and it doesnt taste good and lord knows how well you men clean yourselves, that alone scares me.

pubes are UGLY. cant see the Tree despite the Forest! hah. have some courtesy or some mutual respect for a women, get off your lazy ass and shave your damn self


AND THAT IS ALL :thumbup:

yes ma'am!

DONE !

Simba watch out :blink:

You must avenge my death, Kimba....uhh I mean Simba.

ummm wayyyy different... a cock with a ton of hair around it makes it look
SMALLER!!! all that hair just gets in the way
i personally dont like male pubic hair. it should be either trimmed really short or just shaved off. its ugly and it doesnt taste good and lord knows how well you men clean yourselves, that alone scares me.

pubes are UGLY. cant see the Tree despite the Forest! hah. have some courtesy or some mutual respect for a women, get off your lazy ass and shave your damn self
AND THAT IS ALL :thumbup:

I sense you have some strong opinions in this area.

ummm wayyyy different... a cock with a ton of hair around it makes it look
SMALLER!!! all that hair just gets in the way
i personally dont like male pubic hair. it should be either trimmed really short or just shaved off. its ugly and it doesnt taste good and lord knows how well you men clean yourselves, that alone scares me.

pubes are UGLY. cant see the Tree despite the Forest! hah. have some courtesy or some mutual respect for a women, get off your lazy ass and shave your damn self
AND THAT IS ALL :thumbup:

1. The "landing strip, or less", as a phenomenon, has only been around about 20 years or so.

2. The full bush, however, has been around about 3 million years, depending on whether you believe in evolution or not. Even if you're a creationist, the full bush is about 6,000 years old.

3. During the time of the full bush, the human population grew to about 6 billion.

4. In nations with the "landing strip or less" (U.S. and Western Europe), there are actually relatively low birth rates.

The only logical conclusion - the landing strip is actually a turnoff to most of the world, and leads to less sex and a lower birth rate.

If you endorse Malthusian economic theory, though, that's probably a good thing. :rolleyes:

1. The "landing strip, or less", as a phenomenon, has only been around about 20 years or so. 

2. The full bush, however, has been around about 3 million years, depending on whether you believe in evolution or not.  Even if you're a creationist, the full bush is about 6,000 years old.

3. During the time of the full bush, the human population grew to about 6 billion.

4. In nations with the "landing strip or less" (U.S. and Western Europe), there are actually relatively low birth rates.

The only logical conclusion - the landing strip is actually a turnoff to most of the world, and leads to less sex and a lower birth rate.

If you endorse Malthusian economic theory, though, that's probably a good thing.  :rolleyes:

I thought it was attributed to "pull and shoot" phenomenon. :lol: