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I thought I'd post this cuz usually I have NOTHING of interest to post here.

So I do some occasional extra work for a local production company. It's pretty cool cuz although I am just an "extra", I still get pretty decent camera time in some of the shows. That's cuz the 2 shows I work on a crime and natural disaster reenactment shows, so although I am acting and talking during the scenes, you never hear my crummy dialogue because they use the scenes to narrate certain points of the story which the narrator tells. So it's a way for schmucks like myself who can't act to get into the industry a bit. I've played a lot of cops and detectives as well as a drug addict (had to learn how to freebase coke for a scene once lol).

So anyway, I get a call asking if I can do some work next week for a few hours. The kicker is that the scene takes place with many strippers. So I was pretty stoked about that. I asked if I would have to strip, fortunately the answer was no. I asked if the girls were gonna gear down, and unfortunately the answer was no as well. In any case, it should be interesting.

For the millions, and millions of people who want to see my shows, they're only shown on the History Channel in Canada me thinks, sorry ladies :P

That is all.®

That's pretty cool. I hope in your case they're not male strippers. Actually, that would be pretty funny. I may have to re-aim my sat. dish and hack it or something to I can get the Canadian programming.

That's pretty cool.  I hope in your case they're not male strippers.  Actually, that would be pretty funny.  I may have to re-aim my sat. dish and hack it or something to I can get the Canadian programming.

haha, no, I made sure they were female.
Having pirated both Canadian and US satellite, i must say I like US programming better, but Canadian porn is better...except for the gay porn channel :puke:
I mean a friend of mine pirated sat. signals.

haha, no, I made sure they were female.
Having pirated both Canadian and US satellite, i must say I like US programming better, but Canadian porn is better...except for the gay porn channel  :puke:
I mean a friend of mine pirated sat. signals.

According to my friend, it's a PITA to hack it here. Too many problems and stuff. Security measure and hackblockers are also a lot tougher to beat now. My friend used to just get free pay-per-view by wiping the PPV memory clean off of his card every once in a while. But now there's no practical way to get into the card anymore... at least not that my friend knows of anyway.

I'm not even sure if I can get a good canadian signal here. I bet I could for some stuff cuz I'm kind of like middle north. Not too far from the southern border of Canada.

and the PPV porn is pretty lame here. But that's what the Interent is for.

According to my friend, it's a PITA to hack it here.  Too many problems and stuff.  Security measure and hackblockers are also a lot tougher to beat now.  My friend used to just get free pay-per-view by wiping the PPV memory clean off of his card every once in a while.  But now there's no practical way to get into the card anymore... at least not that my friend knows of anyway.

I'm not even sure if I can get a good canadian signal here.  I bet I could for some stuff cuz I'm kind of like middle north.  Not too far from the southern border of Canada.

and the PPV porn is pretty lame here.  But that's what the Interent is for.

DirecTv is pretty much a lost cause, but DishNetwork is a piece of cake as it is based off the same hardware and software as Bell(Canadian). You could probably get a great signal for Cdn. Sat. as the sat's are still about the same place in the sky. I used to get a better signal with DTV than with Bell, which was kinda weird. Again, I mean my friend did all these things.

DirecTv is pretty much a lost cause, but DishNetwork is a piece of cake as it is based off the same hardware and software as Bell(Canadian). You could probably get a great signal for Cdn. Sat. as the sat's are still about the same place in the sky. I used to get a better signal with DTV than with Bell, which was kinda weird. Again, I mean my friend did all these things.

hmmm. I should probably tell my friend to invest in DN. He's Borrowing DTV right now. Is there a major difference in programming for DTV to DN or pretty much the same?

hmmm. I should probably tell my friend to invest in DN.  He's Borrowing DTV right now. Is there a major difference in programming for DTV to DN or pretty much the same?

I'm not sure, but I'm betting they are pretty similar. I've never had DN before but I know ppl that have had it and liked it. Only drawback is to receive EVERY channel you might need either a 2nd dish or a 33" or eliptical dish.

[quote=Gnappster,May 4 2006, 10:38 AM]
I thought I'd post this cuz usually I have NOTHING of interest to post here.


very interesting! thank u

I thought I'd post this cuz usually I have NOTHING of interest to post here.
very interesting! thank u

is that patronage I smell? ;)

is that patronage I smell?  ;)

Don't patronize me!

Don't patronize me!

I haven't seen that movie since it came out on video!

hmmm. I should probably tell my friend to invest in DN.  He's Borrowing DTV right now. Is there a major difference in programming for DTV to DN or pretty much the same?

hey i know a guy who just bought this box off the internet that gets him free satellite.... i shall ask him for you if youd like that. :P
and i agree PPV porn blows ass. half the time im wondering if they are actually even fucking. haha

hey i know a guy who just bought this box off the internet that gets him free satellite.... i shall ask him for you if youd like that.  :P
and i agree PPV porn blows ass. half the time im wondering if they are actually even fucking. haha

It's better than Latin Lover where all they do is kiss and grind. :P

hey i know a guy who just bought this box off the internet that gets him free satellite.... i shall ask him for you if youd like that.  :P
and i agree PPV porn blows ass. half the time im wondering if they are actually even fucking. haha

Ask for bobaloo, I'm already hooked up to free sat. My friend is I mean.
Canadian ppv porn is pretty hardcore

It's better than Latin Lover where all they do is kiss and grind. :P

What is that???

You've never watched Latin lover? :o




It's ok your not missing much. The hottest scene I ever saw was where this girl and guy were having sex behind a big desk. You know the ones hostesses stand behind at fancy restaurants. People kept walking by and apparently saw nothing.

I haven't seen that movie since it came out on video!

Not that it's a great movie, but it is enjoyable if you're in the right mood. The first is horrible by comparison, I think. I actually own the DVD cuz I got it for like $4 in a clearance bin. Haven't watched it since i've owned it, though, and it's been a few years.

hey i know a guy who just bought this box off the internet that gets him free satellite.... i shall ask him for you if youd like that.  :P
and i agree PPV porn blows ass. half the time im wondering if they are actually even fucking. haha

Well, my friend probably would.

I'm actually hooked up with Sat right now, I just can't get PPV. But I don't care that much anyway. and actually, I don't usually watch much TV nowadays anyway. Mostly just the simpsons reruns, which is on three times a day... although, I only get to watch the one at 10:00 pm. and the new ones on Sundays, of course.

Well, my friend probably would. 

I'm actually hooked up with Sat right now, I just can't get PPV. But I don't care that much anyway.  and actually, I don't usually watch much TV nowadays anyway.  Mostly just the simpsons reruns, which is on three times a day... although, I only get to watch the one at 10:00 pm.  and the new ones on Sundays, of course.

I don't watch much TV either, don't have time! But when I DO watch I want to watch something good. Nothing beats sitting down to drink my morning coffee to Girls Gone Wild or Blind Date Uncensored haha.

I thought I'd post this cuz usually I have NOTHING of interest to post here.

So I do some occasional extra work for a local production company. It's pretty cool cuz although I am just an "extra", I still get pretty decent camera time in some of the shows. That's cuz the 2 shows I work on a crime and natural disaster reenactment shows, so although I am acting and talking during the scenes, you never hear my crummy dialogue because they use the scenes to narrate certain points of the story which the narrator tells. So it's a way for schmucks like myself who can't act to get into the industry a bit. I've played a lot of cops and detectives as well as a drug addict (had to learn how to freebase coke for a scene once lol).

So anyway, I get a call asking if I can do some work next week for a few hours. The kicker is that the scene takes place with many strippers. So I was pretty stoked about that. I asked if I would have to strip, fortunately the answer was no. I asked if the girls were gonna gear down, and unfortunately the answer was no as well. In any case, it should be interesting.

For the millions, and millions of people who want to see my shows, they're only shown on the History Channel in Canada me thinks, sorry ladies :P

That is all.®

I wanna see damnit:(

I wanna see damnit:(

You're not missing much. Dammit isn't that great of a show. :lol:

I wanna see damnit:(

If I'm feeling especially industrious maybe I'll put my scenes on youtube.

just kickin it old school

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So are you back again now Bondi or is this just an off week???

Back by popular demand in limited shows

Back by popular demand in limited shows

Should I demand a revote :o
















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So Gnappy mysteriously disappears and Bondi has been coming around. I'm thinking they are one in the same person.

Think about it... they both love boobs, they both can quote and post pics of the simpsons at a moment's notice, they are both major post whores around here...

Hey wait a minute... Maybe I'm Gnappy and Bondi :huh:

haha you dumb ass. im sure there are no RMM conspiracies going on around here. silly bitch. hehe

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So Gnappy mysteriously disappears and Bondi has been coming around.  I'm thinking they are one in the same person.

Think about it... they both love boobs, they both can quote and post pics of the simpsons at a moment's notice, they are both major post whores around here...

Hey wait a minute... Maybe I'm Gnappy and Bondi  :huh:

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haha you dumb ass. im sure there are no RMM conspiracies going on around here. silly bitch. hehe

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Ha, ha. You must not remember the big RMM scandal and the big coverup afterwards. You can still read about it in the papers.

Where are you brother?

Where are you brother?

No kidding. This foils my whole kidnapping scheme. :2gunsfiring: