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What to say? I am a 33 year old male from the greater Philly area. I, like many, was amazed when I witnesses the tremendous beauties on this site.

I have a regualr 9-5 in marketing, MBA from Penn State. I refuse to grow up so I still play competitve Ice Hockey in a men's league. Golf, fish, ski...

Love Philly sports teams.

I appreciate real breasts vs fake ones.

I have fallen in love so many times already on this site.

I am an open book, if there is anything anyone might want to know.

Welcome! :cheers: I would post a pic for you but we've had alot of newbies start 411's here and I haven't posted a pic in theirs. There's only so many boobie pictures I can take at a time ya know. If you have a fave at all let me know and I'll stick it in here. That goes for everyone. :flashboobs: :kisses:

Welcome! :cheers: I would post a pic for you but we've had alot of newbies start 411's here and I haven't posted a pic in theirs. There's only so many boobie pictures I can take at a time ya know. If you have a fave at all let me know and I'll stick it in here. That goes for everyone. :flashboobs:  :kisses:

My favorite? How to choose, "Hanging Out" is spectacular. But, "Feeling Blue" gives a great display of your wonderful body. Similar store in "Wanna Lick" - gorgeous face and the tongue shows a level of enthusiasm that any guy would love!

Anywho, I appreciate the welcome. Even if you come from the city where the Oilers of 1985 & 1987 beat the Flyers and broke a young boys heart!

My favorite?  How to choose, "Hanging Out" is spectacular.  But, "Feeling Blue" gives a great display of your wonderful body.  Similar store in "Wanna Lick" - gorgeous face and the tongue shows a level of enthusiasm that any guy would love! 

Anywho, I appreciate the welcome.  Even if you come from the city where the Oilers of 1985 & 1987 beat the Flyers and broke a young boys heart!

Ah fuck the only reason I'm cheering for the Oilers is that a) Canucks didn't make it and B) It makes things busier at the pub where I work. :drinkup:

wow member number 14,995. We need the member counter up again so I can see when we top 15,000.

Oh yeah and welcome aboard. I always think it's funny when Americans call it ice hockey as in Canada it's just hockey. But potato, potawto.

Ah fuck the only reason I'm cheering for the Oilers is that a) Canucks didn't make it and B) It makes things busier at the pub where I work.   :drinkup:

A Canucks fan eh? They broke my heart too, when they lost the Rangers! God, I hate the Rangers!

The Canucks should have a better team, the Sedin twins and a group of good yong players.

My flyers are down 2-0, so I may have to find a 2nd team to root for.

A Canucks fan eh?  They broke my heart too, when they lost the Rangers!  God, I hate the Rangers! 

The Canucks should have a better team, the Sedin twins and a group of good yong players. 

My flyers are down 2-0, so I may have to find a 2nd team to root for.

Every stinking year it seems like the same thing.....injuries, injuries, injuries. It fucks up the whole season for them. Either that or they suck in the beginning, are great in the middle and then barely hang at the end. :bang:

Every stinking year it seems like the same thing.....injuries, injuries, injuries. It fucks up the whole season for them. Either that or they suck in the beginning, are great in the middle and then barely hang at the end. :bang:

Ahh that's where beer and beautiful women come in. Few things can make forget a heartbreaking loss by my favorite teams.

Welcome!! Glad you could join us!

:cheers:

I should also include that my wife and I had our first baby a month ago, a little girl. She is already the love of my life!

I should also include that my wife and I had our first baby a month ago, a little girl.  She is already the love of my life!

Congrats! :drinkup:

Congrats! :drinkup:

Thank you very much, Nat. It's amazing that I forgot to mention it, when clearly it is the biggest thing that has EVER happened in my life.

I should also include that my wife and I had our first baby a month ago, a little girl.  She is already the love of my life!

I am jealous a little girl?? I bet she is a doll, I have decided that I am going to have a sperm sort done on my husbands sperm and I am gonna have a little girl too. :ph34r:

I am jealous a little girl?? I bet she is a doll, I have decided that I am going to have a sperm sort done on my husbands sperm and I am gonna have a little girl too.  :ph34r:

That's funny that you say that. My wife wanted a girl so badly that she purchased a book or two that pledged to help you "decide" the sex of you baby. Seemed like a lot of rubbish to me, but I went along and we had a little girl.

She is my little angel. Although, she has turned my world upside down in a hurry.

Thank you very much, Nat.  It's amazing that I forgot to mention it, when clearly it is the biggest thing that has EVER happened in my life.

Don't worry and get used to it. Kids make you forget a lot of things like what free time was like. :lol:

Don't worry and get used to it. Kids make you forget a lot of things like what free time was like.  :lol:

Amen sista!

That's funny that you say that.  My wife wanted a girl so badly that she purchased a book or two that pledged to help you "decide" the sex of you baby.  Seemed like a lot of rubbish to me, but I went along and we had a little girl. 

She is my little angel.  Although, she has turned my world upside down in a hurry.

Yeah I looked into a lot of natural methods and with 3 boys already I aint taking the chance so I will just have all the boy sperm eliminated :whipya:

Amen sista!

:puke: didn't know there was verbal incest going on around here.

Yeah I looked into a lot of natural methods and with 3 boys already I aint taking the chance so I will just have all the boy sperm eliminated :whipya:

It's like a genocide, except with sperm. You could even call it a spermacide hahahahahaha.

:puke:  didn't know there was verbal incest going on around here.

What you don't know could filla book :P

It's like a genocide, except with sperm. You could even call it a spermacide hahahahahaha.
What you don't know could filla book  :P

HAHAHA yeah spermacide. :roflmao: :roflmao: I will be like the hitler of sperm :ph34r:

I see weirdos! :ph34r:

:P

I see weirdos! :ph34r:

I told you that you spend way to much time in the mirror :P

:P
I told you that you spend way to much time in the mirror :P

BAM!
(I never thought diane would warrant one of those haha) :P

Don't worry and get used to it. Kids make you forget a lot of things like what free time was like.  :lol:

OMG, I took Thursday and Friday off from work so that I could spend time with my wife and Baby. We experienced zero free time. She was seriously "fussy" this weekend so I joked that all she was doing was ensuring that she was going to be an only child! Lack of sex, lack of enthusiasm to do this again...

BAM!
(I never thought diane would warrant one of those haha)  :P

Bondi gave me one before <_<

OMG, I took Thursday and Friday off from work so that I could spend time with my wife and Baby.  We experienced zero free time.  She was seriously "fussy" this weekend so I joked that all she was doing was ensuring that she was going to be an only child!  Lack of sex, lack of enthusiasm to do this again...

You wait to have the next one until this one is like 3 or 4 it makes life SO MUCH EASIER.

When I had my second things were pretty easy, one my oldest wanted to help a lot so that was a nice it was also my husbands first biological baby my oldest was already 2 when we got togehter so he helped out a lot as well since it was new for him and all that, but I had my third when the middle one was almost 2 one month shy of being 2 and that was hard.

My oldest no longer liked babies LOL my middle one didn't like it and the husband it wasn't new for him anymore so it was like I was on my own a single mom with him not to mention no family and no sitters so it was very overwhelming.

You wait to have the next one until this one is like 3 or 4 it makes life SO MUCH EASIER.

When I had my second things were pretty easy, one my oldest wanted to help a lot so that was a nice it was also my husbands first biological baby my oldest was already 2 when we got togehter so he helped out a lot as well since it was new for him and all that, but I had my third when the middle one was almost 2 one month shy of being 2 and that was hard.

My oldest no longer liked babies LOL my middle one didn't like it and the husband it wasn't new for him anymore so it was like I was on my own a single mom with him not to mention no family and no sitters so it was very overwhelming.

I am the youngest of 7. And my dad did NOTHING around the house. He provided us a nice living, that I will give him. So, I try to do everything he never helped with. I cook every meal we eat, I do laundry, and I share in the baby related duties.

Thanks for advice

I am the youngest of 7.  And my dad did NOTHING around the house.  He provided us a nice living, that I will give him.  So, I try to do everything he never helped with.  I cook every meal we eat, I do laundry, and I share in the baby related duties. 

Thanks for advice

Do you have a brother like you?? :o

Actually as of recently my husband has been helping a lot as well, but damn if I didn't have that for the past 8 years.

My dad gave us a nice life as well when we lived with him but he was never there emotionally or did much to help my step mom either she was on her own with three older children that werent even hers.

OMG, I took Thursday and Friday off from work so that I could spend time with my wife and Baby.  We experienced zero free time.  She was seriously "fussy" this weekend so I joked that all she was doing was ensuring that she was going to be an only child!  Lack of sex, lack of enthusiasm to do this again...

Usually I take off of work just so I can whore around here. I guess people have different priorities out in philli