Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+ Gnappster, The Ayatollah of Rye and Cola

[Bobaloo]

All right, Gnappy, here goes...

At the risk of appearing gay, which I can assure everyone I'm not, I am throwing up post No. 1500 here in your 411. Why, you ask. Well for a few reasons.

1) Everyone else I thought to give it to I've already posted in their threads today and I didn't want to trump my own posts.
2) I was thinking about Boanna, but she doesn't have a 411
3) I was thinking about Hott, but see reason No. 1
4) I only got to 1500 cuz I am a complete whore and I thought it appropriate to share No. 1500 with another whore
5) I've already dedicated posts to fellow whores nat and diane
6) by dedicating a post in your thread at the risk of appearing gay, I am displaying my security in my masculinity.
7) I figured you'd probably have a funny response that would make me laugh

So there you go. thanks for making the first 1500 interesting.

Now say something funny

[Gnappster]

All right, Gnappy, here goes...

At the risk of appearing gay, which I can assure everyone I'm not, I am throwing up post No. 1500 here in your 411.  Why, you ask. Well for a few reasons.

1) Everyone else I thought to give it to I've already posted in their threads today and I didn't want to trump my own posts.
2) I was thinking about Boanna, but she doesn't have a 411
3) I was thinking about Hott, but see reason No. 1
4) I only got to 1500 cuz I am a complete whore and I thought it appropriate to share No. 1500 with another whore
5) I've already dedicated posts to fellow whores nat and diane
6) by dedicating a post in your thread at the risk of appearing gay, I am displaying my security in my masculinity.
7) I figured you'd probably have a funny response that would make me laugh

So there you go.  thanks for making the first 1500 interesting. 

Now say something funny 

You had to type all that?
You could have just come out and professed your undying love for me.
Sorry, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious,but the answer is no!

btw: you can PM john freak to get your free RMM beer mug for reaching 1500 posts! just tell him gnappster sent you.

[Bobaloo]

You had to type all that?
You could have just come out and professed your undying love for me.

Look, Gnappy, I like you... LIKE!! I like you.

Sorry, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans.

You're talking about backdoor shenanigans and all I really wanted was a friend. I think you're taking this a bit too far

Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious,but the answer is no!

If you need to explore your curiosity, I'm sure there's plenty of others here who could help you with that... I hear Evade, Belicked, and closeup are into that kind of thing. Satisfying your curiosity might be right up their alley, so to speak.

btw: you can PM john freak to get your free RMM beer mug for reaching 1500 posts! just tell him gnappster sent you.

Well, I finally heard back from freak. He told me that to get the mug from him you have to be at 1500 posts and give him a blowjob. I told him I'm not really into that kind of thing. He told me that you probably would just give me your mug if I asked you nicely. So, uh, can I have your mug, please.

[Gnappster]

Look, Gnappy, I like you... LIKE!! I like you.
You're talking about backdoor shenanigans and all I really wanted was a friend.  I think you're taking this a bit too far
If you need to explore your curiosity, I'm sure there's plenty of others here who could help you with that... I hear Evade, Belicked, and closeup are into that kind of thing.  Satisfying your curiosity might be right up their alley, so to speak.
Well, I finally heard back from freak.  He told me that to get the mug from him you have to be at 1500 posts and give him a blowjob.  I told him I'm not really into that kind of thing.  He told me that you probably would just give me your mug if I asked you nicely.  So, uh, can I have your mug, please.

OK, but the mug isn't quite what i had invisioned

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[natalie]

OK, but the mug isn't quite what i had invisioned

I didn't know Red Green drank fosters'.

[Gnappster]

I didn't know Red Green drank fosters'.

I don't know if anyone outside Canada will get that.

[Bobaloo]

I don't know if anyone outside Canada will get that.

I didn't. is he some kind of duct tape guy or something??

[Gnappster]

I didn't.   is he some kind of duct tape guy or something??

you could say that

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[Bobaloo]

you could say that

Looks like a gay porn movie to me. No wonder I didn't recognize it.

[Gnappster]

Looks like a gay porn movie to me.  No wonder I didn't recognize it.

i figured that would be EXACTLY why you'd recognize it.

[Bobaloo]

i figured that would be EXACTLY why you'd recognize it.

You got me all wrong mister. I know you want me to be gay, but I'm sorry, I just can't change who I am.

[Gnappster]

You got me all wrong mister.  I know you want me to be gay, but I'm sorry, I just can't change who I am.

wait.... I thought YOU were the gay guy trying to get me, the straight guy, to switch teams.
I thought that was pretty well established.

[foxy lady]

Ok now I'm confused, so who is it who's gay, Gnappy or Boo, or are they both?

[Gnappster]

 

Ok now I'm confused, so who is it who's gay, Gnappy or Boo, or are they both?

[foxy lady]

Both.... ok now I'm with the program

[Gnappster]

Both.... ok now I'm with the program 

hey wait a second.
I am completely straight, but bobaloo loves the cock!

[foxy lady]

hey wait a second.
I am completely straight, but bobaloo loves the cock!

Now you wouldn't be telling me lies Gnappy

[Gnappster]

Now you wouldn't be telling me lies Gnappy

It takes two to lie...One to lie and one to listen.

[Bobaloo]

from your post it looks like you're still in the closet.

But maybe it turns out that neither of us is gay and maybe people like evade, closeup, and belicked are just trying to convert us by getting us to work against each other.

but it sure is a lot of fun to make fun of people by trying to convince everyone they're gay.

[boanna]

I don't know if anyone outside Canada will get that.

omg, the red green show is one of my favs!! i take notes during the "repair with duct tape" section.

[boanna]

omg, the red green show is one of my favs!! i take notes during the "repair with duct tape" section.

all my favorite friends here in one spot! just stopped in for a sec. have to get back to work. u guys make sure and ream gnappy for me! oh, i found a shirt for u gnappy, i will wear it, u read it

[foxy lady]

omg, the red green show is one of my favs!! i take notes during the "repair with duct tape" section.

You mean to tell me you don't have a pair of these

[Gnappster]

omg, the red green show is one of my favs!! i take notes during the "repair with duct tape" section.

you truly are a renaissance woman!

all my favorite friends here in one spot! just stopped in for a sec. have to get back to work. u guys make sure and ream gnappy for me! oh, i found a shirt for u gnappy, i will wear it, u read it

Ox Shit?

You mean to tell me you don't have a pair of these

that's funny and arousing all at once.

[boanna]

You mean to tell me you don't have a pair of these

shit, gdamit! u made me stay. it was the thong undies! ducttape! that left a mark

[foxy lady]

you truly are a renaissance woman!
Ox Shit? 
that's funny and arousing all at once.

Figures you'd find it arousing

[boanna]

you truly are a renaissance woman!
Ox Shit? 
that's funny and arousing all at once.

i dont think those panties are funny. it makes my skin crawl to think of when its time to yank them off!! not much tape, but its in all the wrong spots! it would take off 8 layers of epidurmus! its hard enough using the maganifying mirrow upside down just to shave my hindend!

[Gnappster]

Figures you'd find it arousing

it's not a difficult mission

[Gnappster]

i dont think those panties are funny. it makes my skin crawl to think of when its time to yank them off!! not much tape, but its in all the wrong spots! it would take off 8 layers of epidurmus!  its hard enough using the maganifying mirrow upside down just to shave my hindend!

PICS?!

[boanna]

it's not a difficult mission 

which part.....dont tell me. hey, want a pic? its really really stupid. one of those i took and thought, oh yea, this is a keeper! it'll rate me up there with those extraheavy corn fed women here

[boanna]

which part.....dont tell me.   hey, want a pic? its really really stupid.  one of those i took and thought, oh yea, this is a keeper! it'll rate me up there with those extraheavy corn fed women here

uuuummmm, i mean those other boob sites...not anyone here.. lol