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Gnappster	Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM Post #1
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 Member No.: 2,922	the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in. I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start. I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds. I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better. I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog). I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times. That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far. Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend. -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

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Gnappster	Mar 14 2006, 11:39 AM Post #421
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 14 2006, 09:28 AM) I don't get it (surprise surprise haha) You mean you ARE engaged now? I hear a noise. It's the sound of everything going over my head today....and I'm not even stoned or anything. I read that bowling thread now and everything is crystal clear. Still wanna get engaged??? OK, how bout a quickie at least. -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

bondiguy	Mar 14 2006, 07:07 PM Post #422
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(hott1976 @ Mar 13 2006, 07:14 PM) Strange..i take back what i said in the bowlers thread about getting engaged.... Wierd. wow this is way over my head -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Bobaloo	Mar 14 2006, 07:23 PM Post #423
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Mar 14 2006, 07:07 PM) wow this is way over my head Hott made a comment to Gnappy about getting engaged cuz he was able to BS her into thinking he said something sweet. that happened in a totally different thread where out of nowhere a big bowling conversation emerged (hence bowling thread). Well, Hott then traipsed over to this thread and saw all the quotes from the shows and got a little creeped out and called off the engagement. That 'bout sums it up. So, Hott, I know that you must be heartbroken after your recent breakup with Gnappy, but if you need a shoulder to lean on (or a body to lay on), just let me know. I'm happy to help out where I can. -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

bondiguy	Mar 14 2006, 07:27 PM Post #424
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	bobaloo thanks dude.... Gnappy gave me the cliff notes! -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Bobaloo	Mar 14 2006, 07:36 PM Post #425
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Mar 14 2006, 07:27 PM) bobaloo thanks dude.... Gnappy gave me the cliff notes! No problem. Thought it would get confusing around here if someone didn't do it. -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

hott1976	Mar 14 2006, 07:57 PM Post #426
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 2,885 Joined: 8-July 05 From: Fredericksburg, Virginia Member No.: 9,243	Maybe i'll create a thread.... "should i call off my engagement to Gnappy?" LOL LOL sorry i didn't direct you. I just loved that you thought it was sexy that i was never engaged, then i Loved that you love Kingpin, then i read your wierd shit from some strange show and i well.... thought it was wierd. Is that how you spell that word anyway? Weird or wierd? I thought it was i before e except after C? Oh well. Love ya Gnappy baby.

bondiguy	Mar 14 2006, 08:00 PM Post #427
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(hott1976 @ Mar 14 2006, 07:57 PM) Maybe i'll create a thread.... "should i call off my engagement to Gnappy?" LOL LOL sorry i didn't direct you. I just loved that you thought it was sexy that i was never engaged, then i Loved that you love Kingpin, then i read your wierd shit from some strange show and i well.... thought it was wierd. Is that how you spell that word anyway? Weird or wierd? I thought it was i before e except after C? Oh well. Love ya Gnappy baby. Thats weird! or is it wierd! -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Bobaloo	Mar 14 2006, 08:05 PM Post #428
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(hott1976 @ Mar 14 2006, 07:57 PM) Maybe i'll create a thread.... "should i call off my engagement to Gnappy?" LOL LOL sorry i didn't direct you. I just loved that you thought it was sexy that i was never engaged, then i Loved that you love Kingpin, then i read your wierd shit from some strange show and i well.... thought it was wierd. Is that how you spell that word anyway? Weird or wierd? I thought it was i before e except after C? Oh well. Love ya Gnappy baby. Weird is spelled weird. I before E except after C... unless, or course, the word is spelled weird. -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

bondiguy	Mar 14 2006, 08:18 PM Post #429
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Mar 14 2006, 08:05 PM) Weird is spelled weird. I before E except after C... unless, or course, the word is spelled weird. i know i was just fucking with everyone -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Bobaloo	Mar 14 2006, 08:36 PM Post #430
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Mar 14 2006, 08:18 PM) i know i was just fucking with everyone So was I -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

bondiguy	Mar 14 2006, 08:43 PM Post #431
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Mar 14 2006, 08:36 PM) So was I So we are in agreeance.... The prime minister justs wants to kick you once, with a regular shoe! -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

belicked6924	Mar 15 2006, 12:29 AM Post #432
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 2,524 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Des Moines, Iowa Member No.: 12,055	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Mar 14 2006, 06:43 PM) So we are in agreeance.... The prime minister justs wants to kick you once, with a regular shoe! No Bobaloo wants to be Puppet's boot. -------------------- Work in progress.

Gnappster	Mar 15 2006, 07:45 AM Post #433
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Mar 14 2006, 10:29 PM) No Bobaloo wants to be Puppet's boot. I believe it's a wingtip -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

Gnappster	Mar 15 2006, 07:48 AM Post #434
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(hott1976 @ Mar 14 2006, 05:57 PM) Maybe i'll create a thread.... "should i call off my engagement to Gnappy?" LOL LOL sorry i didn't direct you. I just loved that you thought it was sexy that i was never engaged, then i Loved that you love Kingpin, then i read your wierd shit from some strange show and i well.... thought it was wierd. Is that how you spell that word anyway? Weird or wierd? I thought it was i before e except after C? Oh well. Love ya Gnappy baby. QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Mar 14 2006, 06:05 PM) Weird is spelled weird. I before E except after C... unless, or course, the word is spelled weird. or received or neighbour, or height or.... damn english -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

evade20	Mar 15 2006, 09:27 AM Post #435
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 21,880 Joined: 21-November 05 From: New York Member No.: 11,658	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 15 2006, 07:48 AM) or received or neighbour, or height or.... damn english Gnappy, you forgot the rest of "rule?" " i " before "e" except after "c" (as in received) or sounding like "a" as in neighbo(u)r and weigh. Weird is stil weird. Damned English! -------------------- "The single most important component of a camera is the twelve inches behind it." Ansel Adams The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation. Pierre Elliott Trudeau

Gnappster	Mar 15 2006, 11:24 AM Post #436
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(evade20 @ Mar 15 2006, 07:27 AM) Gnappy, you forgot the rest of "rule?" " i " before "e" except after "c" (as in received) or sounding like "a" as in neighbo(u)r and weigh. Weird is stil weird. Damned English! And apparently so are you -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

Bobaloo	Mar 15 2006, 03:03 PM Post #437
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(evade20 @ Mar 15 2006, 09:27 AM) Gnappy, you forgot the rest of "rule?" " i " before "e" except after "c" (as in received) or sounding like "a" as in neighbo(u)r and weigh. Weird is stil weird. Damned English! Wow!!! I thought I was the only one who still remembered that crap! I just didn't post the whole rule cuz I was embarrassed that I would be the only nerd who knew it. -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

Bobaloo	Mar 15 2006, 03:06 PM Post #438
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Mar 15 2006, 12:29 AM) No Bobaloo wants to be Puppet's boot. No matter what I do or where I go people are always kicking me. Must have something to do with that damn sign on my back. hmm -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

Gnappster	Mar 15 2006, 03:26 PM Post #439
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Mar 15 2006, 01:06 PM) No matter what I do or where I go people are always kicking me. Must have something to do with that damn sign on my back. hmm Is that why your head is shoved up your butt in your av, so you can watch people kick your ass? I kill me! -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

Bobaloo	Mar 15 2006, 04:24 PM Post #440
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 15 2006, 03:26 PM) Is that why your head is shoved up your butt in your av, so you can watch people kick your ass? I kill me! I was wondering who would be the first to make a comment relating to my av. i should have known it would be you. -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

natalie	Mar 15 2006, 04:33 PM Post #441
D Cup Group: Members Posts: 1,812 Joined: 20-February 06 From: Edmonton, Alberta Member No.: 13,587	QUOTE(Christof @ Mar 13 2006, 05:39 PM) I'd like to think of myself as fry, but think I may be more of a zoidberg Still at least I get to wear the cool jacket and in a star trek style fight to the death I win I HATE Dr. Zoidberg! He's sooo stupid. In fact he's the whole reason I don't normally watch Futurama. He sometimes makes me want to turn the channel. I have to say that my favourite episodes are where Amy's alien boyfriend gets pregnant by Leela, Fry almost gets it on with a mermaid and the proffessor creates another dimension in a box where everything in the boxed dimension is opposite to theirs.

evade20	Mar 15 2006, 04:35 PM Post #442
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 21,880 Joined: 21-November 05 From: New York Member No.: 11,658	QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 15 2006, 04:33 PM) I HATE Dr. Zoidberg! He's sooo stupid. In fact he's the whole reason I don't normally watch Futurama. He sometimes makes me want to turn the channel. I have to say that my favourite episodes are where Amy's alien boyfriend gets pregnant by Leela, Fry almost gets it on with a mermaid and the proffessor creates another dimension in a box where everything in the boxed dimension is opposite to theirs. -------------------- "The single most important component of a camera is the twelve inches behind it." Ansel Adams The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation. Pierre Elliott Trudeau

Gnappster	Mar 15 2006, 04:47 PM Post #443
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 15 2006, 02:33 PM) I HATE Dr. Zoidberg! He's sooo stupid. In fact he's the whole reason I don't normally watch Futurama. He sometimes makes me want to turn the channel. I have to say that my favourite episodes are where Amy's alien boyfriend gets pregnant by Leela, Fry almost gets it on with a mermaid and the proffessor creates another dimension in a box where everything in the boxed dimension is opposite to theirs. oooh I haven't seen that one...maybe it'll be on tonight! -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

belicked6924	Mar 15 2006, 10:34 PM Post #444
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 2,524 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Des Moines, Iowa Member No.: 12,055	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 15 2006, 01:26 PM) Is that why your head is shoved up your butt in your av, so you can watch people kick your ass? I kill me! -------------------- Work in progress.

bondiguy	Mar 16 2006, 06:28 AM Post #445
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 15 2006, 07:45 AM) I believe it's a wingtip He sets it up.... and he spikes it! QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 15 2006, 11:24 AM) And apparently so are you haha love the whole red colour in the quote! QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 15 2006, 03:26 PM) Is that why your head is shoved up your butt in your av, so you can watch people kick your ass? I kill me! Obscure and reworked but a moe quote -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Gnappster	Mar 16 2006, 11:16 AM Post #446
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Mar 16 2006, 04:28 AM) Obscure and reworked but a moe quote indeedilly- doodilly which reminds me of a Fladers Quote I saw last night: "Time for nachos... Flanders style, cottage cheese on cucumber slices" LOL. -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

natalie	Mar 16 2006, 02:21 PM Post #447
D Cup Group: Members Posts: 1,812 Joined: 20-February 06 From: Edmonton, Alberta Member No.: 13,587	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 16 2006, 11:16 AM) indeedilly- doodilly which reminds me of a Fladers Quote I saw last night: "Time for nachos... Flanders style, cottage cheese on cucumber slices" LOL. My favorite is where Flanders is skiing and he has on a super tight skiing outfit: "It's like wearing nothing at all......nothing at all....nothing at all. 'Stupid sexy Flanders!!' ".

Gnappster	Mar 16 2006, 03:05 PM Post #448
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 16 2006, 12:21 PM) My favorite is where Flanders is skiing and he has on a super tight skiing outfit: "It's like wearing nothing at all......nothing at all....nothing at all. 'Stupid sexy Flanders!!' ". classic Attached image(s) -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

Bobaloo	Mar 16 2006, 03:10 PM Post #449
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 16 2006, 03:05 PM) classic You have mad crazy skills. I need to get an office door so I can have more attachments with my posts -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

Gnappster	Mar 16 2006, 03:14 PM Post #450
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Mar 16 2006, 01:10 PM) You have mad crazy skills. I need to get an office door so I can have more attachments with my posts Not to mention walk around with no pants. You workplace frowns upon Simpsons pics but doesn't mind naked women pics? -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

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