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Gnappster
post Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.
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Gnappster
post Mar 14 2006, 11:39 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 14 2006, 09:28 AM)
I don't get it (surprise surprise haha)
You mean you ARE engaged now?
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I hear a noise. It's the sound of everything going over my head today....and I'm not even stoned or anything. :bang:

I read that bowling thread now and everything is crystal clear. Still wanna get engaged??? :) OK, how bout a quickie at least. :P
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bondiguy
post Mar 14 2006, 07:07 PM
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QUOTE(hott1976 @ Mar 13 2006, 07:14 PM)
Strange..i take back what i said in the bowlers thread about getting engaged.... 

Wierd.
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wow this is way over my head
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Bobaloo
post Mar 14 2006, 07:23 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Mar 14 2006, 07:07 PM)
wow this is way over my head
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Hott made a comment to Gnappy about getting engaged cuz he was able to BS her into thinking he said something sweet. that happened in a totally different thread where out of nowhere a big bowling conversation emerged (hence bowling thread). Well, Hott then traipsed over to this thread and saw all the quotes from the shows and got a little creeped out and called off the engagement.

That 'bout sums it up.

So, Hott, I know that you must be heartbroken after your recent breakup with Gnappy, but if you need a shoulder to lean on (or a body to lay on), just let me know. I'm happy to help out where I can. :wink:
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bondiguy
post Mar 14 2006, 07:27 PM
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bobaloo thanks dude.... Gnappy gave me the cliff notes!
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Bobaloo
post Mar 14 2006, 07:36 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Mar 14 2006, 07:27 PM)
bobaloo thanks dude.... Gnappy gave me the cliff notes!
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No problem. Thought it would get confusing around here if someone didn't do it.
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hott1976
post Mar 14 2006, 07:57 PM
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Maybe i'll create a thread....
"should i call off my engagement to Gnappy?" LOL LOL
sorry i didn't direct you. I just loved that you thought it was sexy that i was never engaged, then i Loved that you love Kingpin, then i read your wierd shit from some strange show and i well.... thought it was wierd. Is that how you spell that word anyway? Weird or wierd? I thought it was i before e except after C? Oh well. Love ya Gnappy baby.
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bondiguy
post Mar 14 2006, 08:00 PM
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QUOTE(hott1976 @ Mar 14 2006, 07:57 PM)
Maybe i'll create a thread.... 
"should i call off my engagement to Gnappy?"  LOL LOL
sorry i didn't direct you.  I just loved that you thought it was sexy that i was never engaged, then i Loved that you love Kingpin, then i read your wierd shit from some strange show and i well.... thought it was wierd.  Is that how you spell that word anyway?  Weird or wierd?  I thought it was i before e except after C?  Oh well.  Love ya Gnappy baby.
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Thats weird! or is it wierd! :P
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Bobaloo
post Mar 14 2006, 08:05 PM
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QUOTE(hott1976 @ Mar 14 2006, 07:57 PM)
Maybe i'll create a thread.... 
"should i call off my engagement to Gnappy?"  LOL LOL
sorry i didn't direct you.  I just loved that you thought it was sexy that i was never engaged, then i Loved that you love Kingpin, then i read your wierd shit from some strange show and i well.... thought it was wierd.  Is that how you spell that word anyway?  Weird or wierd?  I thought it was i before e except after C?  Oh well.  Love ya Gnappy baby.
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Weird is spelled weird. I before E except after C... unless, or course, the word is spelled weird.
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bondiguy
post Mar 14 2006, 08:18 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Mar 14 2006, 08:05 PM)
Weird is spelled weird.  I before E except after C... unless, or course, the word is spelled weird.
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i know i was just fucking with everyone
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Bobaloo
post Mar 14 2006, 08:36 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Mar 14 2006, 08:18 PM)
i know i was just fucking with everyone
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So was I
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bondiguy
post Mar 14 2006, 08:43 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Mar 14 2006, 08:36 PM)
So was I
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So we are in agreeance....

The prime minister justs wants to kick you once, with a regular shoe!
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belicked6924
post Mar 15 2006, 12:29 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Mar 14 2006, 06:43 PM)
So we are in agreeance....

The prime minister justs wants to kick you once, with a regular shoe!
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No Bobaloo wants to be Puppet's boot.
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Gnappster
post Mar 15 2006, 07:45 AM
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QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Mar 14 2006, 10:29 PM)
No Bobaloo wants to be Puppet's boot.
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I believe it's a wingtip :thumbup:
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Gnappster
post Mar 15 2006, 07:48 AM
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QUOTE(hott1976 @ Mar 14 2006, 05:57 PM)
Maybe i'll create a thread.... 
"should i call off my engagement to Gnappy?"  LOL LOL
sorry i didn't direct you.  I just loved that you thought it was sexy that i was never engaged, then i Loved that you love Kingpin, then i read your wierd shit from some strange show and i well.... thought it was wierd.  Is that how you spell that word anyway?  Weird or wierd?  I thought it was i before e except after C?  Oh well.  Love ya Gnappy baby.
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:kisses:

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Mar 14 2006, 06:05 PM)
Weird is spelled weird.  I before E except after C... unless, or course, the word is spelled weird.
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or received or neighbour, or height or.... :nahnah:
damn english
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evade20
post Mar 15 2006, 09:27 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 15 2006, 07:48 AM)
:kisses:
or received or neighbour, or height or....  :nahnah:
damn english
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Gnappy, you forgot the rest of "rule?" " i " before "e" except after "c" (as in received) or sounding like "a" as in neighbo(u)r and weigh. Weird is stil weird.

Damned English! :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Gnappster
post Mar 15 2006, 11:24 AM
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QUOTE(evade20 @ Mar 15 2006, 07:27 AM)
Gnappy,  you forgot the rest of "rule?"  " i " before "e" except after "c"  (as in received) or sounding like "a" as in neighbo(u)r and weigh. Weird is stil weird.

Damned English! :roflmao:  :roflmao:
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And apparently so are you :haha:
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Bobaloo
post Mar 15 2006, 03:03 PM
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QUOTE(evade20 @ Mar 15 2006, 09:27 AM)
Gnappy,  you forgot the rest of "rule?"  " i " before "e" except after "c"  (as in received) or sounding like "a" as in neighbo(u)r and weigh.  Weird is stil weird.

Damned English! :roflmao:  :roflmao:
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Wow!!! I thought I was the only one who still remembered that crap! I just didn't post the whole rule cuz I was embarrassed that I would be the only nerd who knew it.
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Bobaloo
post Mar 15 2006, 03:06 PM
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QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Mar 15 2006, 12:29 AM)
No Bobaloo wants to be Puppet's boot.
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No matter what I do or where I go people are always kicking me. Must have something to do with that damn sign on my back. hmm :huh:
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Gnappster
post Mar 15 2006, 03:26 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Mar 15 2006, 01:06 PM)
No matter what I do or where I go people are always kicking me.  Must have something to do with that damn sign on my back.  hmm :huh:
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Is that why your head is shoved up your butt in your av, so you can watch people kick your ass? :lol:

I kill me!
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Bobaloo
post Mar 15 2006, 04:24 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 15 2006, 03:26 PM)
Is that why your head is shoved up your butt in your av, so you can watch people kick your ass?  :lol:

I kill me!
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I was wondering who would be the first to make a comment relating to my av. i should have known it would be you.
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natalie
post Mar 15 2006, 04:33 PM
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QUOTE(Christof @ Mar 13 2006, 05:39 PM)
I'd like to think of myself as fry, but think I may be more of a zoidberg :( Still at least I get to wear the cool jacket and in a star trek style fight to the death I win :)
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I HATE Dr. Zoidberg! He's sooo stupid. In fact he's the whole reason I don't normally watch Futurama. He sometimes makes me want to turn the channel. I have to say that my favourite episodes are where Amy's alien boyfriend gets pregnant by Leela, Fry almost gets it on with a mermaid and the proffessor creates another dimension in a box where everything in the boxed dimension is opposite to theirs. :drinkup:
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evade20
post Mar 15 2006, 04:35 PM
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I HATE Dr. Zoidberg! He's sooo stupid. In fact he's the whole reason I don't normally watch Futurama. He sometimes makes me want to turn the channel. I have to say that my favourite episodes are where Amy's alien boyfriend gets pregnant by Leela, Fry almost gets it on with a mermaid and the proffessor creates another dimension in a box where everything in the boxed dimension is opposite to theirs. :drinkup:
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:huh: :ph34r: :roflmao: :unsure: :huh:
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Gnappster
post Mar 15 2006, 04:47 PM
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QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 15 2006, 02:33 PM)
I HATE Dr. Zoidberg! He's sooo stupid. In fact he's the whole reason I don't normally watch Futurama. He sometimes makes me want to turn the channel. I have to say that my favourite episodes are where Amy's alien boyfriend gets pregnant by Leela, Fry almost gets it on with a mermaid and the proffessor creates another dimension in a box where everything in the boxed dimension is opposite to theirs. :drinkup:
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oooh I haven't seen that one...maybe it'll be on tonight!
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belicked6924
post Mar 15 2006, 10:34 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 15 2006, 01:26 PM)
Is that why your head is shoved up your butt in your av, so you can watch people kick your ass?  :lol:

I kill me!
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:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :thumbup:
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bondiguy
post Mar 16 2006, 06:28 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 15 2006, 07:45 AM)
I believe it's a wingtip  :thumbup:
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He sets it up.... and he spikes it!

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 15 2006, 11:24 AM)
And apparently so are you  :haha:
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haha :lol: love the whole red colour in the quote! :P

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 15 2006, 03:26 PM)
Is that why your head is shoved up your butt in your av, so you can watch people kick your ass?  :lol:

I kill me!
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Obscure and reworked but a moe quote :thumbup:
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Gnappster
post Mar 16 2006, 11:16 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Mar 16 2006, 04:28 AM)
Obscure and reworked but a moe quote :thumbup:
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:cheers: indeedilly- doodilly

which reminds me of a Fladers Quote I saw last night:

"Time for nachos... Flanders style, cottage cheese on cucumber slices" LOL.
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natalie
post Mar 16 2006, 02:21 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 16 2006, 11:16 AM)
:cheers:  indeedilly- doodilly

which reminds me of a Fladers Quote I saw last night:

"Time for nachos... Flanders style, cottage cheese on cucumber slices" LOL.
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My favorite is where Flanders is skiing and he has on a super tight skiing outfit: "It's like wearing nothing at all......nothing at all....nothing at all. 'Stupid sexy Flanders!!' ". :2thumbsup: :lol: :lol:
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Gnappster
post Mar 16 2006, 03:05 PM
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QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 16 2006, 12:21 PM)
My favorite is where Flanders is skiing and he has on a super tight skiing outfit: "It's like wearing nothing at all......nothing at all....nothing at all. 'Stupid sexy Flanders!!' ". :2thumbsup:  :lol:  :lol:
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:roflmao: :roflmao: classic

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Bobaloo
post Mar 16 2006, 03:10 PM
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:roflmao:  :roflmao:  classic
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You have mad crazy skills. I need to get an office door so I can have more attachments with my posts
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Gnappster
post Mar 16 2006, 03:14 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Mar 16 2006, 01:10 PM)
You have mad crazy skills.  I need to get an office door so I can have more attachments with my posts
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Not to mention walk around with no pants.

You workplace frowns upon Simpsons pics but doesn't mind naked women pics?
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