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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.

how did that come about? was he fucking her and she was so close but he couldn't get her over the edge, so he thinks this oughta do it and pees on her?  :unsure:

Maybe he was drunk? when ya gotta go, ya gotta go

how did that come about? was he fucking her and she was so close but he couldn't get her over the edge, so he thinks this oughta do it and pees on her?  :unsure:

No she had it planned and everything. She put plastic sheets on her bed even. She' s just a kinky girl in bed. Not my thing but hey if it worked for her. :unsure: :unsure:

No she had it planned and everything. She put plastic sheets on her bed even. She' s just a kinky girl in bed. Not my thing but hey if it worked for her. :unsure:  :unsure:

hmmm, sounds like she'd be up for a Cleveland Steamer :thumbup:

hmmm, sounds like she'd be up for a Cleveland Steamer  :thumbup:

Do I even want to know what that is? :o

Do I even want to know what that is? :o

No.

But...
urbandictionary.com:
the act of taking a doo-doo on your partners chest either during sex(usually titty fucking) or after he/she has fallen asleep. You then proceed to roll around and flatten the doo-doo pie out like a steamroller. Usually after this you want to run away.

No.

But...
urbandictionary.com:
the act of taking a doo-doo on your partners chest either during sex(usually titty fucking) or after he/she has fallen asleep. You then proceed to roll around and flatten the doo-doo pie out like a steamroller. Usually after this you want to run away.

no comment huh :P

no comment huh  :P

Yeah, it just didn't show up for some reason. It was kinda like WHO THE HELL THINKS OF THIS SHIT AND THEN DECIDES THEY LIKED IT ENOUGH TO SHARE??????? :o :o

:vomit-smiley-020:

Yeah, it just didn't show up for some reason. It was kinda like WHO THE HELL THINKS OF THIS SHIT AND THEN DECIDES THEY LIKED IT ENOUGH TO SHARE??????? :o  :o

lol, there's also:
donkey punch
rusty hook
tea bagging
dirty snachez
mississippi mudslide
hot lunch
chilli dog
hot carl
frozen eddie
and my personal favourite, blumpkin

and that's just a typical friday night for puppet :P

uh oh, now that weird pee guy is posting in my 411  :o

haha gnappy.... u always seize every opportunity :lol:


by the way dude ur 411 is becoming more sick and twisted than mine did while i was on holiday

Awesome pic Hott! and I like simpsons as much as the next guy (unless the next guy is gnappy or bondi) but Family guy is better!

And it does worry me that I seem to have posted more about pee than anything else yet, as long as i dont get known as 'that weird pee guy' its all cool  :2thumbsup:

Oh god it's that wierd pee guy again :blink:

A little i suppose but really not into the whole golden showers thing

Really? But being known as the weird pee guy you might want to take a gander. :piss:


:nahnah:

What the hell?!? I could take the weird pee guy comment from gnappy, i kinda set that up so i deserve that, but, everyone else! I'm ashamed of you! :( Think I may leave it a few weeks for this to die down before I start my own 411 :)

What the hell?!? I could take the weird pee guy comment from gnappy, i kinda set that up so i deserve that, but, everyone else! I'm ashamed of you! :(  Think I may leave it a few weeks for this to die down before I start my own 411 :)

:nahnah:

What the hell?!? I could take the weird pee guy comment from gnappy, i kinda set that up so i deserve that, but, everyone else! I'm ashamed of you! :(  Think I may leave it a few weeks for this to die down before I start my own 411 :)

no way man, just like herpes, that name is stuck with you for life. :thumbup:

no way man, just like herpes, that name is stuck with you for life.  :thumbup:

I'm gonna pass on this one because it's just too easy.

no way man, just like herpes, that name is stuck with you for life.  :thumbup:

At least im remembered i guess, just wish it was for something less creepy

At least im remembered i guess, just wish it was for something less creepy

it could be worse.... you could recieve this

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it could be worse.... you could recieve this

I'll take the fact that you said I could receive as I am not receiving and carry on with my day. That reminds me, I've got the original psycho somewhere, need to watch that

I'll take the fact that you said I could receive as I am not receiving and carry on with my day.  That reminds me, I've got the original psycho somewhere, need to watch that

you can find your new avatar in the kittys of rmm thread :thumbup:

you can find your new avatar in the kittys of rmm thread  :thumbup:

ROFLMAO!
I saw that pic before coming to this thread, and already updated my avatar

Great minds think alike (so do the bad ones though)

ROFLMAO!
I saw that pic before coming to this thread, and already updated my avatar

Great minds think alike (so do the bad ones though)

:roflmao:

I see you changes your avatar. Does that mean that:
a) you like one-eyed purple haired mutants?
B) your best friend is a robot
c) you've previously been frozen or about to or
d)your still a virgin
e) all of the above

:kisses: :nahnah: :lol: :lol:

I see you changes your avatar. Does that mean that:
a) you like one-eyed purple haired mutants?
B) your best friend is a robot
c) you've previously been frozen or about to or
d)your still a virgin
e) all of the above

:kisses:  :nahnah:  :lol:  :lol:

A little from column A a little from column B. :nahnah:

I'm also impressed with your knowledge of Futurama.
But honestly, I think the reasons I like Futurama so much is cuz I remind myself of Fry.


So here's some good Fry quotes to wile away the hours.
[looking over an old Hippy Volkswagen bus]
Amy Wong: This speedometer only goes up to 80. This machine can only go as fast as 80,000 miles an hour?
Fry: Nope. But it has a driver's side floor and an eight-track with genuine mono sound.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: But where's the device to speed up or slow the passage of time?
Fry: Under the seat.
[Pulls out a bong]


Fry: Pssst! Leela, you gotta get me out of here; it's horrible! Eating scraps, letting my waste drop wherever it falls like an animal in the zoo.
Leela: Animals go in the corner.
Fry: The corner!! Why didn't I think of that!

Fry: Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasnt hers it was her Dad's. And actually she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed the curtains

Fry: Just give me your best animal.
Salesman: Best? Well that's a matter of opinion. I personally like the Electric Snail.
Fry: That's a stupid animal. You're stupid! I said I want the best one.

Leela: "Me....tell...you"
Fry: "Woah woah, slow down! youre goin a mile a minute!"

Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

Fry: Hey, you have no right to criticize the 20th century! We gave the world the light bulb, the steam boat and the cotton gin.
Leela: Those things are all from the 19th century.
Fry: Yeah, well, they probably just copied us.

Leela: This is the only place the ship can't hear us, so everyone pretend to shower.
Fry: Same as every day. Got it.

"Oh. I never told anybody this, but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just didn't have the grades. Or the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot, and nobody liked spending a week with me."

Fry: 'Oh my God, it's the future. My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend, i'll never see any of them again. Yahoo!'



Now I'll wait for the avalanche of posts this will undoubtedly spur :thumbup:

A little from column A a little from column B.  :nahnah:

I'm also impressed with your knowledge of Futurama.
But honestly, I think the reasons I like Futurama so much is cuz I remind myself of Fry.

I'd like to think of myself as fry, but think I may be more of a zoidberg :( Still at least I get to wear the cool jacket and in a star trek style fight to the death I win :)

a few more gems:

Fry: My folks were always on at me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the Pope?!

Fry: And another thing, you're using an awful lot of makeup here
Amy: Fry, this is deoderant
Fry: What does it do?

Fry: *about Amy* Everything was going great until she started talking about hanging out. HANGING OUT?! She's getting way too serious, Im not a one-woman man Leela.
Leela: You'll be back to zero soon enough
Fry: Don't you get it? She's smothering me
*Amy walks past*
Amy: Hi
Fry: You see?! You see?! Now she's bothering me when I'm at work.

Strange..i take back what i said in the bowlers thread about getting engaged....

Wierd.

Strange..i take back what i said in the bowlers thread about getting engaged.... 

Wierd.

I must be right behind Hott in checking out the threads. cuz I saw the engaged thing just before I read this post. Too funny. Talk about getting kicked in the nuts. :haha:

Strange..i take back what i said in the bowlers thread about getting engaged.... 

Wierd.

I don't get it (surprise surprise haha)
You mean you ARE engaged now?