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[Gnappster]

the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.

[Gnappster]

I've seen even strange than that, at music festivals over here they sell 'pee-mates'  They are basically a cardboard funnel thing that girls use to pee standing up, nothing weirder than seeing a girl standing peeing up a tree.

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whoa, next thing ya know they're gonna start letting women vote

but why make it of cardboard, wouldn't it leak? do they use them more than once?

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whoa, next thing ya know they're gonna start letting women vote

but why make it of cardboard, wouldn't it leak? do they use them more than once?

It gets recycled. You just rinse it out, and the next time you have friends over, use it to serve chips and dip. That falls into the category of "what the fuck will they think of next"

[Christof]

It gets recycled. You just rinse it out, and the next time you have friends over, use it to serve chips and dip. That falls into the category of "what the fuck will they think of next"

Thats just nasty no think they come in packs of 3 or summin and use once then throw away, i assume theyre cardboard so they biodegrade, it is a festival after all, lots of tree hugging hippies

[SecretFantasy]

thats disturbing...... but hey it looks like a good challenge. What female can come up with a homemade peeing device?....lol

[bondiguy]

whoa, next thing ya know they're gonna start letting women vote

Damn government... always trying to screw ya!


Gnappy.... did you notice how quickly ur thread went from Diane psoting a shot of her tits to a disposable cardboard female peeing device

[diane26]

Damn government... always trying to screw ya! 
Gnappy.... did you notice how quickly ur thread went from Diane psoting a shot of her tits to a disposable cardboard female peeing device

Sad isnt it, my tits make people think of taking a piss

[bondiguy]

Sad isnt it, my tits make people think of taking a piss

I wouldnt take it personally... weird shit like that just seems to happen here

[diane26]

[Gnappster]

Sad isnt it, my tits make people think of taking a piss

especially in my 411, it's like the twilight zone.

great smilie btw

[bondiguy]

especially in my 411, it's like the twilight zone.

and that is putting it mildly

[bondiguy]

Homer: Marge, anyone could miss Canada, all tucked away down there

[belicked6924]

Enjoying the new sig pic Gnappy

[Gnappster]

thanks, it looked like a winner to me!

[belicked6924]

thanks, it looked like a winner to me!

It's almost hypnotizing

[SKULLZ0MBIE]

I've seen even strange than that, at music festivals over here they sell 'pee-mates'  They are basically a cardboard funnel thing that girls use to pee standing up, nothing weirder than seeing a girl standing peeing up a tree.

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LOL, are your for real?

[Christof]

LOL, are your for real? 

Afraid so, one of my friends stocks up on them each year 'just in case'

[hott1976]

for you... so you don't need to discuss peeing things and simpsons for awhile.

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[bondiguy]

for you...  so you don't need to discuss peeing things and simpsons for awhile. 

damn u had better post in EVERY thread then!

great pic again sexy

[evade20]

for you...  so you don't need to discuss peeing things and simpsons for awhile. 

Hott
You never told us how big this treasure hunt was. How many picks are we looking for.

This is another 10 even if it is not the ratings page.

[Gnappster]

for you...  so you don't need to discuss peeing things and simpsons for awhile. 

thanks for reviving my 411! there was more pee talk going on in here than the golden showers thread

btw, hott, if I told you you had a fantastic body, would you hold it against me?

[natalie]

You know I like the Simpsons but Family guy kicks ass!!No one beats Brian and Stewie!

[Gnappster]

You know I like the Simpsons but Family guy kicks ass!!No one beats Brian and Stewie!      

well family guy hasn't reached the mythic proportions of the simpsons, but I agree, Stewie and Brian make that show!

[bondiguy]

btw, hott, if I told you you had a fantastic body, would you hold it against me? 

Possibly the worst line post ever!

oh that doesn't include evade though

well family guy hasn't reached the mythic proportions of the simpsons, but I agree, Stewie and Brian make that show!

I 3rd that

[Christof]

Awesome pic Hott! and I like simpsons as much as the next guy (unless the next guy is gnappy or bondi) but Family guy is better!

And it does worry me that I seem to have posted more about pee than anything else yet, as long as i dont get known as 'that weird pee guy' its all cool

[natalie]

Awesome pic Hott! and I like simpsons as much as the next guy (unless the next guy is gnappy or bondi) but Family guy is better!

And it does worry me that I seem to have posted more about pee than anything else yet, as long as i dont get known as 'that weird pee guy' its all cool 

[natalie]

   

Don't worry, I have a girlfriend that told me that she had the best orgasm in her life whenher boyfriend pied on her clit when she was close to cumming! Does that make you feel better??/?

[Gnappster]

Awesome pic Hott! and I like simpsons as much as the next guy (unless the next guy is gnappy or bondi) but Family guy is better!

And it does worry me that I seem to have posted more about pee than anything else yet, as long as i dont get known as 'that weird pee guy' its all cool 

uh oh, now that weird pee guy is posting in my 411

[Christof]

Don't worry, I have a girlfriend that told me that she had the best orgasm in her life whenher boyfriend pied on her clit when she was close to cumming! Does that make you feel better??/?  

A little i suppose but really not into the whole golden showers thing

[Christof]

uh oh, now that weird pee guy is posting in my 411 

Dammit!

[Gnappster]

Don't worry, I have a girlfriend that told me that she had the best orgasm in her life whenher boyfriend pied on her clit when she was close to cumming! Does that make you feel better??/?  

how did that come about? was he fucking her and she was so close but he couldn't get her over the edge, so he thinks this oughta do it and pees on her?