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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.

Congrats on your 3000th post. May your next 3000 be as entertaining and amusing. :cheers:

"If I wanted smoke blown up my ass I'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short lenghth of hose."

Who said it?

DAMN THIS IS GOING TO HAUNT ME! I know I have heard this quote in something I have watched but what.... and where???

DAMN THIS IS GOING TO HAUNT ME! I know I have heard this quote in something I have watched but what.... and where???

I 'm not sure if you're just yanking my chain or not, but I gave the answer in my next post. This next one is obviously The Simpsons, but who said it? "Hmm. A Krusty' burger. That doesn't sound too appetizing. What kind of stew do you have today?"

I 'm not sure if you're just yanking my chain or not, but I gave the answer in my next post.  This next one is obviously The Simpsons, but who said it? "Hmm. A Krusty' burger. That doesn't sound too appetizing. What kind of stew do you have today?"

this is bondu we're talking about :alc:

I specialize in MEMORABLE quotes only *cough*georgebush*cough*

this is bondu we're talking about :alc: 

I specialize in MEMORABLE quotes only *cough*georgebush*cough*

I'll give half credit, It was George H.W.Bush. Now lets see if Bondi can get it.

I'll give half credit, It was George H.W.Bush.  Now lets see if Bondi can get it.

he's still workin on the first one :P

this is bondu we're talking about :alc: 

I specialize in MEMORABLE quotes only *cough*georgebush*cough*

I also favour the classics!

I knew the second was was george bush but still don't know the first.

Also due to the length of time it takes me to get through the threads I occasionaly skim read to get through... hence missing that it was a simpsons quote

"If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length tube." -Detective Don Brodka

"If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length tube." -Detective Don Brodka

hey monday called, it wants its post back :nahnah:

hey monday called, it wants its post back  :nahnah:

Im guessing that was already established? :P

Maybe it's time I lay of the good stuff :blink:

Im guessing that was already established? :P

Maybe it's time I lay of the good stuff :blink:

or maybe you need to get some gooder stuff

or maybe you need to get some gooder stuff

well I just picked up a small amount to get me through the weekend

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oh just met a new girl too.... she seems nice

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oh just met a new girl too.... she seems nice

ahh yes, MaryJane is here name :thumbup:

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Gnappy, it's just the opposite of you sitting to piss. :nahnah:

Gnappy, it's just the opposite of you sitting to piss. :nahnah:

yeah if I'm taking a dump at the same time :piss:

but I heard about that for real! I never knew some guys sat down to pee. The DJ on the radio was doing a survey to see how many guys sat down to pee and there were some.
Stranger yet, I've heard of some women learning how to stand up and pee...well obvioully- see pic above.

the pissing pic is one sick picture. As desperate as i would be to piss...i would never stand like that.

hi cutie pie.... tryin to find something up to par for you. gonna add to your thread. ;)

thanks babe! virtual ghost town in here until you post a pic, then it's a gold rush!

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I agree but with a positive slant on the idea, wouldn't you enjoy walking into the men's room with naked women already there :2thumbsup:

Looks like she forgot to add that pic :blink:

I agree but with a positive slant on the idea, wouldn't you enjoy walking into the men's room with naked women already there :2thumbsup:

I just walk into the women's for that :piss:

Looks like she forgot to add that pic :blink:

yeah thanks for pointing that one out, really boosts the ol' self esteem :fuckoff:
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hi cutie pie....  tryin to find something up to par for you.  gonna add to your thread.  ;)

It's Hott wearing her invisible outfit. The post may look blank, but she's there. Anyway, remember it's the thought that counts. She thought she would post here then changed her mind. :blink:

It's Hott wearing her invisible outfit. The post may look blank, but she's there. Anyway, remember it's the thought that counts. She thought she would post here then changed her mind. :blink:

most women on this sight have gone through that process. :bang:

most women on this sight have gone through that process.  :bang:

My 411 has slipped so far back the last person to post was EATMEOUTBABY. I heard she's expecting her first grandchild next week.

yeah thanks for pointing that one out, really boosts the ol' self esteem  :fuckoff:
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Anytime buddy :cheers:

So gnappy doesnt go crying in my thread again <_<

So gnappy doesnt go crying in my thread again <_<

ahhh sweet! :wow:
much obliged...how did u know this was one of my fav pics of yours?

ahhh sweet! :wow:
much obliged...how did u know this was one of my fav pics of yours?

I had no idea but thank you :kisses:

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I've seen even strange than that, at music festivals over here they sell 'pee-mates' They are basically a cardboard funnel thing that girls use to pee standing up, nothing weirder than seeing a girl standing peeing up a tree.