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diane26
post Feb 2 2006, 03:26 PM
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out.

ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.

P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an
evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents
conception.

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When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

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Increases life expectancy ! of commuters by controlling road rage and the
urge to flip off other drivers.

M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal
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BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration,
and credit limit of spending spree.

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Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
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post Feb 2 2006, 03:35 PM
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damn, that Nagament sounds awfully strong! smilio00.gif


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post Feb 2 2006, 05:06 PM
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Gnappy it looks like we are the only ones keeping this place alive today
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post Feb 2 2006, 05:26 PM
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 2 2006, 05:06 PM)
Gnappy it looks like we are the only ones keeping this place alive today
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well I see lots of lurkers but few posters. I think MAYBE they are just here to see tits? confused-smiley-013.gif But c'mon, ya gotta leave some entertaining comments along the way.


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post Feb 2 2006, 05:28 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 2 2006, 02:26 PM)
well I see lots of lurkers but few posters. I think MAYBE they are just here to see tits?  confused-smiley-013.gif But c'mon, ya gotta leave some entertaining comments along the way.
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post Feb 2 2006, 05:37 PM
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sooooo, you like stuff?


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post Feb 2 2006, 05:41 PM
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Do I like what stuff?? coz.gif
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post Feb 2 2006, 05:46 PM
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 2 2006, 05:41 PM)
Do I like what stuff?? coz.gif
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you know, stuff.
just trying to make conversation. fun_84.gif


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post Feb 2 2006, 05:47 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 2 2006, 02:46 PM)
you know, stuff.
just trying to make conversation.  fun_84.gif
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I LOVE stuff I am a lover of all kinds tongue.gif
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post Feb 2 2006, 05:48 PM
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 2 2006, 05:47 PM)
I LOVE stuff I am a lover of all kinds tongue.gif
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post Feb 2 2006, 05:57 PM
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oh do tell!  03.gif
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I love the maker of the clitoris Vibrator. I would like to squirt all over him to share my appreciation of such a good device.
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post Feb 2 2006, 06:00 PM
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ohmy.gif well that's certainly a good start!
what kind is it?


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post Feb 2 2006, 06:06 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 2 2006, 03:00 PM)
ohmy.gif   well that's certainly a good start!
what kind is it?
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Let me see if I can find a link to it, it is my second one I love it.
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post Feb 2 2006, 06:10 PM
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did you wear out the last one?


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post Feb 2 2006, 06:10 PM
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Mine isnt this exact one but it is much like it, it is has a place to put your finger in it to have better access to use your hands or something.


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post Feb 2 2006, 06:13 PM
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ok, so u put your finger in the hole? what part of the bunny does the dirty work lol.


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post Feb 2 2006, 06:14 PM
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Mine isnt the bunny but on him it would be the ears. When I use a clit vibrator I am squirting within 5 mins max. Amazing.
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post Feb 2 2006, 06:19 PM
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 2 2006, 06:14 PM)
Mine isnt the bunny but on him it would be the ears. When I use a clit vibrator I am squirting within 5 mins max. Amazing.
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I get the same results with my hand jerkit.gif


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post Feb 2 2006, 06:22 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 2 2006, 03:19 PM)
I get the same results with my hand  jerkit.gif
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You squirt out your vagina too?? blink.gif
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post Feb 2 2006, 06:36 PM
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 2 2006, 06:22 PM)
You squirt out your vagina too?? blink.gif
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I don't but my wife does.

damn, I thought without certain individuals present I wouldn't be succeptable to that burn....I was wrong!


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post Feb 2 2006, 06:37 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 2 2006, 03:36 PM)
I don't but my wife does.

damn, I thought without certain individuals present I wouldn't be succeptable to that burn....I was wrong!
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tongue.gif Not with me I usually catch them. Just not from myself. You have mail BTW
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 2 2006, 06:37 PM)
tongue.gif Not with me I usually catch them. Just not from myself. You have mail BTW
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post Feb 3 2006, 02:28 AM
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lol...if i said i invented it diane....would i get that prize? tongue.gif


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post Feb 3 2006, 02:38 AM
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QUOTE(Narazbad @ Feb 2 2006, 11:28 PM)
lol...if i said i invented it diane....would i get that prize? tongue.gif
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post Feb 3 2006, 02:45 AM
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sooooo....is that a yes?


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post Feb 3 2006, 02:52 AM
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QUOTE(Narazbad @ Feb 2 2006, 11:45 PM)
sooooo....is that a yes?
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How old are you again??
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uhhhhh...does it matter? tongue.gif



(why do i feel like im getting cornered on this one...)


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post Mar 4 2006, 06:20 PM
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Well I dont care what anyone says I still thought it was funny dry.gif
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Isn't it funny that vibrators weren't supposed to be for woman's pleasure but to cure her of craziness? laughing-smiley-017.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif Although I'm sure women back in the day were going crazy with sexual frustration.
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 2 2006, 03:26 PM)
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of
how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved
out.

ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.

P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an
evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents
conception.

D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy ! of commuters by controlling road rage and the
urge to flip off other drivers.

M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal
lines as, "You make me want to be a better person .Can we get naked now?.

BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration,
and credit limit of spending spree.

J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share
their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

N A G A M E N T
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation
level as nagging him
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laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif Very funny!!
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