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Gnappster
post Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.
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Nora
post Jan 19 2006, 12:32 PM
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Birthday surprise G... nicely wrapped of course :P
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somfan
post Jan 19 2006, 12:52 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 19 2006, 08:48 AM)
thanks, comerades!
but where's my fuckin presents?! :P

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Mate!

Sorry, this is the best I can do:
:niceones:  :niceones:  :niceones:  :niceones:  :niceones:  :niceones:

and I will be drinking Pepsi.....mixed with copious amounts of Crown Royal  :alc:
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Ratt
post Jan 19 2006, 01:23 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 20 2006, 12:48 AM)
thanks, comerades!
but where's my fuckin presents?! :P

and I will be drinking Pepsi.....mixed with copious amounts of Crown Royal  :alc:
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How about I take you to a nice resteraunt?

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Imagirlwatcher
post Jan 19 2006, 01:33 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 19 2006, 08:48 AM)
thanks, comerades!
but where's my fuckin presents?! :P
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I have no gift to bring...pa rum pum pum pum.
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Gnappster
post Jan 19 2006, 04:04 PM
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QUOTE(Nora @ Jan 19 2006, 12:32 PM)
Birthday surprise G... nicely wrapped of course  :P
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wow, now that's a birthday present from the swedish bombshell!
I think the real fun would be unwrapping that present :flashboobs:
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ILOVEBOOBS05
post Jan 19 2006, 04:20 PM
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happy b'day dude :2thumbsup:

:drinkup:
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jrock8
post Jan 19 2006, 06:15 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 19 2006, 10:48 AM)
thanks, comerades!
but where's my fuckin presents?! :P

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happy birthday mutha-fucka' :cheers:

...oh, and as far as your presents, i'm sure if you ask naraz nicely he'll be able to give you something :04:
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Narazbad
post Jan 19 2006, 07:39 PM
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sonofabitch.....everyones getting older.....oh well im still young bitches!!
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bondiguy
post Jan 20 2006, 08:13 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 19 2006, 11:48 AM)
thanks, comerades!
but where's my fuckin presents?! :P

and I will be drinking Pepsi.....mixed with copious amounts of Crown Royal  :alc:
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I used to work 4 pepsi!

QUOTE(Ratt @ Jan 19 2006, 01:23 PM)
How about I take you to a nice resteraunt?
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ummm..... I think Ratt just asked Gnappy out on a date??? :gay:
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Narazbad
post Jan 20 2006, 07:44 PM
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probably
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Ratt
post Jan 21 2006, 06:11 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 20 2006, 09:13 PM)
ummm..... I think Ratt just asked Gnappy out on a date??? :gay:


Just to McBoobies... hardly romantic... but still it's better than wearing a lotta guys between your ass cheeks... :nahnah:
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Narazbad
post Jan 22 2006, 04:26 AM
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o.O i get no connection there at ALL....
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bondiguy
post Jan 22 2006, 05:09 AM
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QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 22 2006, 04:26 AM)
o.O i get no connection there at ALL....
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for once you are not the only one :blink:
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Ratt
post Jan 22 2006, 09:51 AM
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QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 22 2006, 05:26 PM)
o.O i get no connection there at ALL....
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Check the Damn I hate summer thread in STB...
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bondiguy
post Jan 23 2006, 01:12 AM
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QUOTE(Ratt @ Jan 22 2006, 09:51 AM)
Check the Damn I hate summer thread in STB...
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Too lazy




and too busy ogling breasts (in other threads, not Gnappys)
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Narazbad
post Jan 23 2006, 01:23 AM
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ok yeah i just got the joke....damn you and your obscure references!
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jrock8
post Jan 23 2006, 02:38 AM
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gnappy...

i know we talked about this in another thread, but i'm too lazy to look for it, lol...

i was running some errands w/my g/f yesterday and we drove by a sign for the "chicago curling club"... i almost wanted to pull over to find out how to join... . so random and so funny :roflmao:
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Puppet
post Jan 23 2006, 04:00 AM
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Sup Gnappy HO!
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Narazbad
post Jan 23 2006, 04:23 AM
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where the fuck ya been puppet bitch!
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Puppet
post Jan 23 2006, 04:24 AM
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I was sick all last week.. i was perched up on teh couch knocked out on meds :).. that or i was drunk!
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Narazbad
post Jan 23 2006, 04:29 AM
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so much for the sober working-out puppet :D
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Puppet
post Jan 23 2006, 04:33 AM
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Oh yea.. that didn't last but a week lol :cheers:
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Narazbad
post Jan 23 2006, 04:33 AM
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lol...had a feeling. lasted longer than my vow to work out!
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Puppet
post Jan 23 2006, 04:42 AM
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haha yea.. i was definately not going to offer money to see how long id last
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Gnappster
post Jan 23 2006, 11:50 AM
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QUOTE(Puppet @ Jan 23 2006, 04:24 AM)
i was perched up on teh couch knocked out on meds :).. that or i was drunk!
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that never stopped you from posting before
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Gnappster
post Jan 23 2006, 11:55 AM
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QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 23 2006, 02:38 AM)
gnappy...

i know we talked about this in another thread, but i'm too lazy to look for it, lol...

i was running some errands w/my g/f yesterday and we drove by a sign for the "chicago curling club"... i almost wanted to pull over to find out how to join... . so random and so funny  :roflmao:
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LOL, trust me, you don't want to join.
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Puppet
post Jan 23 2006, 04:38 PM
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why is it a big reach around party!.. and do you know this from experiance
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jrock8
post Jan 23 2006, 04:48 PM
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QUOTE(Puppet @ Jan 23 2006, 03:38 PM)
why is it a big reach around party!.. and do you know this from experiance
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if it is, i think maybe he fell and got his dick frozen to the ice... and then the other guys had to pee on him to thaw it off :piss:



on second thought, you're right gnappy... that definitely isn't the kind of club i want to join... thanks for the warning :lol:
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Gnappster
post Jan 23 2006, 05:04 PM
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ummmm...turkey whores
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bondiguy
post Jan 24 2006, 01:30 AM
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QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 23 2006, 02:38 AM)
gnappy...

i know we talked about this in another thread, but i'm too lazy to look for it, lol...

i was running some errands w/my g/f yesterday and we drove by a sign for the "chicago curling club"... i almost wanted to pull over to find out how to join... . so random and so funny  :roflmao:
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haha I would have laughed so hard!
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