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2.camp out every year to get Kenny Chesney tickets so I take my wife to the show(they go on sale in Feburary traditionally, and I live in Michigan,pack the snow gear)

back up.... who the fuck is Kenny Chesney??? :blink:

I get the hair on my head buzzed off because I hate looking at the grey hairs. 2. I have metal hardware holding my body together. 3.I hate using the word 'tits" I'd rather call them boobs.

I get the hair on my head buzzed off because I hate looking at the grey hairs. 2. I have metal hardware holding my body together. 3.I hate using the word 'tits" I'd rather call them boobs.

:lol:

1. I agree with, I'm only 27 and my wife tells me I have grey hairs...
2. Really? Might I enquire?
3. I tend to call them whatever the woman I'm talking to calls them. But I must admit I prefer boobs to tits...

back up.... who the fuck is Kenny Chesney??? :blink:

A big country western artist here in the states.

        3. I chew the skin on the tips of my fingers off when I'm nervous

I thought I was the only one who did that!

And yea, I too don't like saying "tits". But I'm all about seeing them, fondling them, sucking on 'em...

And yea, I too don't like saying "tits". But I'm all about seeing them, fondling them, sucking on 'em...

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A big country western artist here in the states.

And yea, I too don't like saying "tits". But I'm all about seeing them, fondling them, sucking on 'em...

I hate country and western and I love calling them tits. Doesn't "boobs" sound a bit childish?

This is tough, but I'll try:

--I think women with big boobs should also be required to have full hips and butts

--I think "The Simpsons" and "The Rockford Files" are proof that television was a great invention

--I some times vote "low" on some pics here so my "faves" can get higher ratings!

(Fourth, sorry)

--Try as I might, I can never give a "10" to a pic that says "fake melons"

I know, I'm twisted!

This is tough, but I'll try:

--I think women with big boobs should also be required to have full hips and butts

--I think "The Simpsons" and "The Rockford Files" are proof that television was a great invention

--I some times vote "low" on some pics here so my "faves" can get higher ratings!

(Fourth, sorry)

--Try as I might, I can never give a "10" to a pic that says "fake melons"

I know, I'm twisted!

doofus... I whole heartedly agree with point 2 although I have no idea what the rockford files is.

number 3 should be read by ALL those women out there as to why they think they are scored too low, and quiet rightly annoyed. I think each pic should be scored on its merit!

number 4.... you have never scored sussed or djs13 a 10??????? :blink:

This is tough, but I'll try:

--I think women with big boobs should also be required to have full hips and butts

--I think "The Simpsons" and "The Rockford Files" are proof that television was a great invention

--I some times vote "low" on some pics here so my "faves" can get higher ratings!

(Fourth, sorry)

--Try as I might, I can never give a "10" to a pic that says "fake melons"

I know, I'm twisted!

You can have my hips I think they are too big personally working on them;) :nahnah:

You can have my hips I think they are too big personally working on them;) :nahnah:

Ohhhh can I have your hips? AND your tits too?

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1. I agree with, I'm only 27 and my wife tells me I have grey hairs...
2. Really? Might I enquire?
3. I tend to call them whatever the woman I'm talking to calls them. But I must admit I prefer boobs to tits...

Ratt,think the begining of the 6 million dollar man when his ship plows into the ground.Same concept except with a car.(Titanium Man)

Ratt,think the begining of the 6 million dollar man when his ship plows into the ground.Same concept except with a car.(Titanium Man)

your body is held together with titanium car parts? :huh:

your body is held together with titanium car parts?  :huh:

I chewed on the windshield.When I fart I hear a car horn so maybe they did stick some car parts in me.nothing would surprise me at this point. :unsure:

There are enough new members to bring this thread back for another go-'round.

There are enough new members to bring this thread back for another go-'round.

agreed :thumbup:

1. I want to fuck my bro-in-law (some of you may already know that from another thread)

2. I have a thing for Southern boys

3. I HATE feet

1. I want to fuck my bro-in-law (some of you may already know that from another thread)

2. I have a thing for Southern boys

3. I HATE feet

1. :bang: I missed out on the auditions (had to play dad tonight)

2. What about midwest men?

3. Me too.

1. :bang: I missed out on the auditions (had to play dad tonight)

2. What about midwest men?

3. Me too.

1. I thought bro-in-law fucking auditions were last night.... :unsure: Now I can't remember which night were which auditions. Grrrrrr.

2. Probably good too. Got a twang when you speak?

3. :2thumbsup:

1. I thought bro-in-law fucking auditions were last night.... :unsure:   Now I can't remember which night were which auditions.  Grrrrrr.

2. Probably good too.  Got a twang when you speak?

3.  :2thumbsup:

1. Played dad last night too. Can I set up a private audition?

2. Not so much a twang (although my brother has it) but I've been told there's an accent there.

3. Forget about feet. :eatme:

1. Played dad last night too. Can I set up a private audition?

2. Not so much a twang (although my brother has it) but I've been told there's an accent there.

3. Forget about feet. :eatme:

1. Private audition? Prove to me I should take the time.

2. Ooohhh, your brother?? (Me thinks me has a thing for brothers) LOL

3. :letsfuck:

1. Private audition?  Prove to me I should take the time.

2. Ooohhh, your brother??  (Me thinks me has a thing for brothers)  LOL

3.   :letsfuck:

1. I've got references (although in this sense that might not help my situation)

2. Yea he got the twang cause his wife is southern.

3. :fucker:

1. I've got references (although in this sense that might not help my situation)

2. Yea he got the twang cause his wife is southern.

3. :fucker:

Hmmmm, send the references anyway. Hey.......! Didn't you and Di marry yesterday or aomething???

Hmmmm, send the references anyway.  Hey.......!  Didn't you and Di marry yesterday or aomething???

Not yet, she just finally agreed to my terms, more or less I can still do anything I want :2thumbsup: She's prolly the best reference too. :nahnah:

Not yet, she just finally agreed to my terms, more or less I can still do anything I want  :2thumbsup: She's prolly the best reference too.  :nahnah:

Best reference, huh? Care to elaborate?

Best reference, huh?  Care to elaborate?

Wouldn't that be the reason for getting references, so that you can check them :P

Well that she agreed to marry me under those extenuating circumstances has got to say something doesn't it?

Wouldn't that be the reason for getting references, so that you can check them :P

Well that she agreed to marry me under those extenuating circumstances has got to say something doesn't it?

:P

Yeah, it says she's insane. :P

:P

Yeah, it says she's insane.   :P

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I'm bringing this thread back yet again since many of the newer members have never seen it and probably wouldn't bother to look for it.

1. i have the hots for someone i have met on this forum! ;)

1.  i have the hots for someone i have met on this forum!  ;)

2. :unsure:

3. :drama:

Where are the other two? :huh: