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If that was mine it would go into the next post! :P

Once again... YOU are the one watching that gay shit! :haha:

prove it ;)

Hey Girlie... How's this?

This post has been edited by Ratt: Jan 16 2006, 10:39 PM

Hey Girlie... How's this?

Woohoo!! Nice one Ratt!!

Woohoo!! Nice one Ratt!!

Thanx...

Hey Girlie... How's this?

it'd be perfect if it had my name on it ;)

it'd be perfect if it had my name on it ;)

That can be arranged...

That can be arranged...

I'm waitin

I'm waitin

will take a while... have a lot to do today... but check later on... in about 12 hours I promise it will be up...

Whoa! I thought this was Rate My Melons, not Rate My Johnson or Rate My Willie!!

And whoever that belongs too I am hoping that the internet has taken 4 - 5 inches off him (like a video adds 10 lbs.). Hell, if that were mine I wouldn't want it being shown. Hell, if that were mine I wouldn't have e-mailed it to anyone!

Glad I was born the way I was. Guess I am luckier than I had thought! Thank you God!!

LOL! :bonerfied:

Whoa!  I thought this was Rate My Melons, not Rate My Johnson or Rate My Willie!!

And whoever that belongs too I am hoping that the internet has taken 4 - 5 inches off him (like a video adds 10 lbs.).  Hell, if that were mine I wouldn't want it being shown.  Hell, if that were mine I wouldn't have e-mailed it to anyone! 

Glad I was born the way I was.  Guess I am luckier than I had thought!  Thank you God!!

LOL!  :bonerfied:

yea, and I'm sure you're one of the people that scours the net looking for a 12 inch cock and then posts it claiming it's yours.

Not to mention, my ex had a big cock and I never came once in the 6 years I was with him....got together with another guy, who had a smaller cock, and came 4-5 times per session, just going to show...size doesn't matter.

What's the point of making posts like this, jealous? Go back to wanking your opinion is of use to no one. :whatever:

yea, and I'm sure you're one of the people that scours the net looking for a 12 inch cock and then posts it claiming it's yours.

Not to mention, my ex had a big cock and I never came once in the 6 years I was with him....got together with another guy, who had a smaller cock, and came 4-5 times per session, just going to show...size doesn't matter.

What's the point of making posts like this, jealous? Go back to wanking your opinion is of use to no one.  :whatever:

OMG ...you look like this and you are slinging insults? :roflmao: Get a clue dude...

Ok, I am sure I'll get some abuse but this is me!  Go ahead, take your best shots!!

LOL!

OMG ...you look like this and you are slinging insults?  :roflmao:  Get a clue dude...

Hmmm... booblover... I seem to remember a post from JohnFreak going something along the lines of reporting any negative comments and that user may be kicked off...

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT FUCKER!!!

The cock in question is not mine - But I wanna say next time you wanna brag or pretend that you got a big cock... Alls I can say is that you can take your 12" dildo and RAM IT UP YOUR ASS!!! Negative comments should apply to post to MEN AND WOMEN, and if I see you posting anything like this again - well let's just say that you're lucky I live in Australia - I am 5' 8" and over 300 lbs of hard hitting brick. And one thing I love to do is putting stupid little fuckwits like you in their place.

Now I suggest you post a public apology - and I better not see you posting anything like that again. NOW GROW UP OR FUCK OFF!

Do you all see what trouble cock posting does?!?!?

I believ all cocks should be confined to the cock thread for female enjoyment... RateMyPicture.com if you wanna see that sort of gear... I see enough of my own to handle seeing others

I agree with Bondi, enough is enough. It wouldn't bother me if I saw another's cock or not, but I would prefer kitty's. Girly is entitled to her sig line.

surfing a porn site which I guess this is, you are bound to see a cock or two (on the screen as part of posts/advertisements etc. so fuck u jrock and gnappy haha) but the continous sight of that guys cock is enough to put me off my dinner

surfing a porn site which I guess this is, you are bound to see a cock or two (on the screen as part of posts/advertisements etc. so fuck u jrock and gnappy haha) but the continous sight of that guys cock is enough to put me off my dinner

If the site of that cock is too much for you - simply dont look at it. You can see that it is Girlie's post by her avatar, and just leave the sig off the bottom of the screen, then when you read the next post, put it above the screen... I could understand this sort of non-thinking from our American and Canadian friends, but you Bondi? giving Aussies a bad name...

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

If the site of that cock is too much for you - simply dont look at it. You can see that it is Girlie's post by her avatar, and just leave the sig off the bottom of the screen, then when you read the next post, put it above the screen... I could understand this sort of non-thinking from our American and Canadian friends, but you Bondi? giving Aussies a bad name...

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

hey...non-thinking Americans?...fuck you Ratt, I don't even like boys. :P


...and for the record, my sig line is staying, and with any luck will be a gif before long, so now you can see a variety of cocks. mmmm cocks. :suckadick:

hey...non-thinking Americans?...fuck you Ratt, I don't even like boys. :P
...and for the record, my sig line is staying, and with any luck will be a gif before long, so now you can see a variety of cocks. mmmm cocks.  :suckadick:

Good on ya Girlie...

Oh and the non-thinking yanks comment was merely for shits and giggles... nothing more

Hmmm... booblover... I seem to remember a post from JohnFreak going something along the lines of reporting any negative comments and that user may be kicked off...

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT FUCKER!!!

The cock in question is not mine - But I wanna say next time you wanna brag or pretend that you got a big cock... Alls I can say is that you can take your 12" dildo and RAM IT UP YOUR ASS!!! Negative comments should apply to post to MEN AND WOMEN, and if I see you posting anything like this again - well let's just say that you're lucky I live in Australia - I am 5' 8" and over 300 lbs of hard hitting brick. And one thing I love to do is putting stupid little fuckwits like you in their place.

Now I suggest you post a public apology - and I better not see you posting anything like that again. NOW GROW UP OR FUCK OFF!

Yeah, I do remember that, and what did I say that was mean or nasty which is what his post was about! You'll not find anything mean and nasty in anything I've ever written on here!!!

Nobody said (read my post) it was yours, so don't go feeling so sensitive there. I said a couple things that are facts.

FACT 1: I thought this was 'Rate My Melons' not 'Rate My Johnson' which it is!!

FACT 2: I wouldn't want my Johnson on the internet anywhere!

FACT 3: If that was mine I wouldn't be sending it to anyone for viewing!

FACT 4: I feel a bit blessed after seeing that pic!

Now where is the problem there? Yep, that is what I thought.

Now tell me what I said that was wrong............yep, that's what I thought again!

And as far as you living in Austrailia, hey I'm looking to come next November/December to run some waves so maybe I'll let you buy me a Fosters!

:cheers:

yea, and I'm sure you're one of the people that scours the net looking for a 12 inch cock and then posts it claiming it's yours.

Not to mention, my ex had a big cock and I never came once in the 6 years I was with him....got together with another guy, who had a smaller cock, and came 4-5 times per session, just going to show...size doesn't matter.

What's the point of making posts like this, jealous? Go back to wanking your opinion is of use to no one.  :whatever:

Whoa there girlie-girl. Nope, I'm sorry I'm not someone that would surf the net looking for some 12" cock (heck, I don't go surfing to find any cock for that matter, that is sort of the reason I am on this site!).

And I agree that "it isn't the size of the magicians wand, but the magic that is in it!"

And just because you might have had a mate that didn't satisfy you doesn't mean all men are like that! There are many selfish lovers out there, but there are also many that get great pleasure knowing their mate has been totally satisfied.

I learned a long time ago that the more pleasure you gave to a woman made them want to be just as pleasing. You won't find any of my female friends complaining at all! I have no problem in that area! So don't hate the player, hate the game!!

And why make the post? Because I thought this was 'Rate My Melons' not 'Rate My Johnson' and when I came to this sight this morning it was still named that!! I made a couple honest statements (I don't pretend to be someone I am not!!) that was not aimed at anyone (read it again) and that any other red blooded male might have said so I don't get the problem!

Don't take things so seriously, take them in the spirit they were meant to be!!

:roflmao:

Yeah, I do remember that, and what did I say that was mean or nasty which is what his post was about!  You'll not find anything mean and nasty in anything I've ever written on here!!!

Nobody said (read my post) it was yours, so don't go feeling so sensitive there.  I said a couple things that are facts.

FACT 1:  I thought this was 'Rate My Melons' not 'Rate My Johnson' which it is!!

FACT 2:  I wouldn't want my Johnson on the internet anywhere!

FACT 3:  If that was mine I wouldn't be sending it to anyone for viewing!

FACT 4:  I feel a bit blessed after seeing that pic!

Now where is the problem there?  Yep, that is what I thought. 

Now tell me what I said that was wrong............yep, that's what I thought again!

And as far as you living in Austrailia, hey I'm looking to come next November/December to run some waves so maybe I'll let you buy me a Fosters!

   :cheers:

Ok fuckwit - first of all - give me a chance before telling yourself you are right!

Fact one: You're quite right.
Fact two: Up to You.
Fact three: Your choice.
Fact four: keep your fucking opinion to yourself. This is where I have the problem. YOu have not actually said that the cock is small, but you have implied it. And we all know that guys are sensitive about their cock size. So feel happy - fine. Just dont publicly broadcast that another guys dick makes you feel big!

No do I have a problem here? FUCK YES!
What did you say that was wrong? Read my fucking post wanker!
And as far as you coming to Australia - fine; we'll take your money. And as far as me buying you a fosters? Get fucked - we send that shit over to the idiots in America and UK that think it is great. Oh, and if you tell me I have no problem before I have a chance to address what you have said again? :fuckoff: Don't come to Perth...

Now with all due respect; FUCK OFF!

Ok fuckwit - first of all - give me a chance before telling yourself you are right!

Fact one: You're quite right.
Fact two: Up to You.
Fact three: Your choice.
Fact four: keep your fucking opinion to yourself. This is where I have the problem. YOu have not actually said that the cock is small, but you have implied it. And we all know that guys are sensitive about their cock size. So feel happy - fine. Just dont publicly broadcast that another guys dick makes you feel big!

No do I have a problem here? FUCK YES!
What did you say that was wrong? Read my fucking post wanker!
And as far as you coming to Australia - fine; we'll take your money. And as far as me buying you a fosters? Get fucked - we send that shit over to the idiots in America and UK that think it is great. Oh, and if you tell me I have no problem before I have a chance to address what you have said again?  :fuckoff:  Don't come to Perth...

Now with all due respect; FUCK OFF!



A dude with a 'tude.'  LOL!! 

Keep my opinion to myself?  Then keep yours to yourself!  If you can state one, then I can make one!  And fuckwit?  Can't you come up with something better than that?  Be real!  Nobody is taking shots at you dude so don't be getting all hinky!!

And we don't think Fosters is great, I was merely trying to be nice!  You don't want me to get pissed off, you don't know me! So relax and take things in the spirit they are said.  Nobody is trying to take a swipe at you!  If anything my fault is only not reading all the posts up to when I posted.........in other words it was never referred to being your wanker by me.  So it is time for you to grow the fuck up and wake up and smell the coffee!!

And when I come to Austrailia I will be going to Perth as well as I have quite a few friends in that area! 

Whoa there girlie-girl.  Nope, I'm sorry I'm not someone that would surf the net looking for some 12" cock (heck, I don't go surfing to find any cock for that matter, that is sort of the reason I am on this site!).

And I agree that "it isn't the size of the magicians wand, but the magic that is in it!"

And just because you might have had a mate that didn't satisfy you doesn't mean all men are like that!  There are many selfish lovers out there, but there are also many that get great pleasure knowing their mate has been totally satisfied.

I learned a long time ago that the more pleasure you gave to a woman made them want to be just as pleasing.  You won't find any of my female friends complaining at all!  I have no problem in that area!  So don't hate the player, hate the game!!

And why make the post?  Because I thought this was 'Rate My Melons' not 'Rate My Johnson' and when I came to this sight this morning it was still named that!!  I made a couple honest statements (I don't pretend to be someone I am not!!) that was not aimed at anyone (read it again) and that any other red blooded male might have said so I don't get the problem!

Don't take things so seriously, take them in the spirit they were meant to be!!

  :roflmao:

God, you are dense. :crazydude:

First, of course you wouldn't admit to it, that would just be retarded.

Second, :blahblah: :blahblah: :blahblah: you completly missed my point, read much?

Third, yes it is rate my melons...I am amazed that you had enough brain power to figure that one out. However, I didn't see anywhere that it says a picture of a cock is not allowed on the site. Don't like it? Don't look. Furthermore, it IS aimed at someone when there are only two pictures of cocks in this thread ya dumbshit. It's either one or the other, either way...not a cool thing to say. Yea, go on and boast that seeing someone else's cock...who you are insinuating is small...makes you feel better about your own cock. Obviously you need some reassurance in the first place if that's the case. Because I know that when I see tits smaller than mine I don't think to myself "damn my tits ARE big" because I already know they are. If you want to try and make yourself feel better by pretending to have a massive cock, then whatever that's your deal, none of us really care. When it comes down to it you're a rude bastard, who probably hasn't been laid in years on account of his miniscule dick.

Don't try to make friends now, it's too late for you... Don't go slinging insults when you have no cause to do so, and then maybe I'll consider not tearing you a new asshole...then again you probably like that kind of thing.

Ok then, how does this sound to you?

Let's just leave each other the fuck alone, and keep our opinions to ourselves?

And as far as not wanting to piss you off? You don't scare me little boy, so don't try.

Now in respect to the forum, not to you, I am willing to stop all this - let's just steer clear from each other for a while.

How's that sound to you?

Ratt.

To quote Rodney King "why can't we all just get along?"

LOL!!

Have a great day people!

:roflmao:

To quote Rodney King "why can't we all just get along?"

LOL!!

Have a great day people!

:roflmao:

Because some people just don't like Rodney King...

If you think this is funny, that's the problem I got fuckwit... sorry not allowed to use that anymore am I? Ass wipe

OK after reading all of this....

This blew way outta proportion... After reading, In my opinion.... I do not think Booblovers comments were anything but just off the wall shit .. like I always do.

Just got outta hand a bit :D

The fact that ANY johnson got posted in here is a Shoot The Breeze faux paux.... and I know Girlie has a cock in her sig but that is a sig.

Let's just move this to sex talk and start fresh.....

Ratt I dont think boobluver's comments were any type of direct attack... just a good natured ribbing.

BUT

Boobluvr You can't make a comment about a cock and not expect to take a little flack. We arent all John Holmes and we all don't piss on our nuts either so its all good :lol:

Girlie - You should have diffused this situation early on but showing your tits ( I would have allowed that considering the circumstances :lol: )



So Lets start over in Sex Talk, OK :D

OK after reading all of this....

This blew way outta proportion... After reading, In my opinion.... I do not think Booblovers comments were anything but just  off the wall shit .. like I always do.

Just got outta hand a bit :D

The fact that ANY johnson got posted in here is a Shoot The Breeze faux paux.... and I know Girlie has a cock in her sig but that is a sig.

Let's just move this to sex talk  and start fresh.....  

Ratt I dont think boobluver's comments were any type of direct attack... just a good natured ribbing.

BUT

Boobluvr  You can't make a comment about a cock and not expect to take a little flack.   We arent all John Holmes and we all don't piss on our nuts either so its all good :lol:

Girlie - You should have diffused this situation early on but showing your tits ( I would have allowed that considering the circumstances :lol: )
So Lets start over in Sex Talk, OK :D

I understand comments were not a direct attack on myself, but I like to defend those who are at the time, unable to defend themselves from not being here. In future I will handle the situation differently, via pm. Sory to have caused you some trouble C-man. And Girlie; a boob pic might help us all feel better...

Ratt.

I understand comments were not a direct attack on myself, but I like to defend those who are at the time, unable to defend themselves from not being here. In future I will handle the situation differently, via pm. Sory to have caused you some trouble C-man. And Girlie; a boob pic might help us all feel better...

Ratt.

Ultimately comparing cock sizes is like comparing fingers

as long as you know how to play an instrument it doesnt matter what the fingers are like :D As long as the music is good :D

Ultimately comparing cock sizes is like comparing fingers 

as long as you know how to play an instrument it doesnt matter what the fingers are like :D  As long as the music is good :D

True; but people don't get finger envy...