Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+ 3 Things, Tell me 3 things about yourself.

Ok, here's some..............

1. I used to surf all the time and have done so in continental U.S., Hawaii, and throughout the carribean.

2. In college I was Jimmy Page (or thought so), now I'm Jimmy Buffett

3. Partied like there was no tomorrow, and was extremely experimental with illegal substances and women!

4. I've lived to talk about it and tell my kids not to do those things like I did!

:drinkup:

i think the question that everyone here wants to know is... whatever happened to that tape?!  :drama:

my sentiments exactly.
ya gotta believe someone recorded that Oscar worthy performance.

1. My second toe (index toe?) is longer then my big toe.

2. Punky Brewster was my very first crush

3. It was indeed I who stole the cookie from the cookie jar

3. It was indeed I who stole the cookie from the cookie jar

did you also let the dogs out? you sonofabitch... :whipya:


:lol:

Ohhhh no. You're not gonna peg that one on me. I would never let the dogs out. But I know somebody that woulllllld...*points at first base*

Ohhhh no. You're not gonna peg that one on me. I would never let the dogs out. But I know somebody that woulllllld...*points at first base*

wow... breaking out the abbott and costello... now THAT is an obscure reference... well done grasshopper, well done :cheers:

If anyone was gonna get that, I knew you would. :)

2. Punky Brewster was my very first crush

me too! and she's still pretty freakin hot today(at her current age of course, not in reruns....if I watched the reruns of course, which I don't!

1. My second toe (index toe?) is longer then my big toe.

freak :P

Yea, she was the reason I would try to catch that Teenage Witch show. Punky will always have a special place in my heart. :shuwks:

freak  :P

Hey! I've heard that it's a sign of intelligence...somewhere. <_<

1. I play a lot of Counter-Strike, im almost a professional.
2. I play the drums.
3. Im, sadly still a virgin :(

1. I play a lot of Counter-Strike, im almost a professional.
2. I play the drums.
3. Im, sadly still a virgin  :(

hmm... i think numbers 1 & 3 might have something to do w/each other :huh:

hmm... i think numbers 1 & 3 might have something to do w/each other  :huh:

LOL :roflmao:

but number 2 SHOULD balance it out, drummers always get the chicks. So less Counter-Strike, more drums :thumbup:

1. I play a lot of Counter-Strike, im almost a professional.
2. I play the drums.
3. Im, sadly still a virgin  :(

I think this calls for a pic of you, cuz I've always pictured you are really hot. How old are you?

Tell me 3 things about you that no one knows :P

Here are mine.
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1. I love to eat pussy. :eatme:

2. If CaramelTits needs a place to sit while she is doing the splits, she can sit on my face. :)

3. I can breathe through my ears.

B) When CaramelTits lets me up, I'll think of three more.

Yea, she was the reason I would try to catch that Teenage Witch show. Punky will always have a special place in my heart. :shuwks:

She also had a breast reduction :( Shes still a cutie though.

1.  I love to eat pussy. :eatme:

2.  If CaramelTits needs a place to sit while she is doing the splits, she can sit on my face. :)

3.  I can breathe through my ears.

B) When CaramelTits lets me up, I'll think of three more.

Noooo i have wayyy to much ASS to sit on your face im not trying to do time for killing you lmao with my ass..

Its supposed to be something we DONT know lol. :kisses:

I love basketball!
I love Cali!
And I love CaramelTits!!!

Noooo i have wayyy to much ASS to sit on your face im not trying to do time for killing you lmao with my ass..

don't think of it as killing. it's more like spreading joy. now cum over here and sit on my face :eatme:

Three things:

1) I once ran 5 miles a day for five years without missing a single day. 1875 days straight. Just to see if I could do it.

2) I was a bodyguard for Mel Gibson and Nick Stahl. (Google "Alantique" Bar Harbor, check out the pool table in that house, I taught Nick to shoot pool on that table while we were staying there.)

3) I've never played a video game

1. I have my own house at 23 years of age
2. I've worked out at the minimum of 4 days a week for the past 7 years.
3. I have a leg fetish :)

Ok, here's some..............

1.  I used to surf all the time and have done so in continental U.S., Hawaii, and throughout the carribean.

2.  In college I was Jimmy Page (or thought so), now I'm Jimmy Buffett

3.  Partied like there was no tomorrow, and was extremely experimental with illegal substances and women!

4.  I've lived to talk about it and tell my kids not to do those things like I did!

:drinkup:

Dude you and I have alot in common.... um, except number 4!

did you also let the dogs out?   you sonofabitch...  :whipya:
:lol:

Im afraid it was I who let the Dogs out!

hmm... i think numbers 1 & 3 might have something to do w/each other  :huh:

Holy shit Jrock.... one of your best! I was thinking the same damn thing!

Im afraid it was I who let the Dogs out!

aren't they called dingoes down there?


... and did they eat your baby?

What was the outcome was it the Dingos or the Mom?

What was the outcome was it the Dingos or the Mom?

Dingos... but I reckon Mum was neglectful... I mean there are wild dogs around, and let's go CAMPING!!!

What's the American equivalent for DUMB FUCK?

:o We go camping and there are all kinds of things out that can possibly get you so I dunno. LOL I love camping. We have bears cougars mountain lions

What's the American equivalent for DUMB FUCK?

i think we borrowed a term from the aussies and it's "bondi" :haha:

i think we borrowed a term from the aussies and it's "bondi"  :haha:

:roflmao:

i think we borrowed a term from the aussies and it's "bondi"  :haha:

:2thumbsup:

:o We go camping and there are all kinds of things out that can possibly get you so I dunno. LOL I love camping. We have bears cougars mountain lions

So when you go camping do you protect yourselves from possible attack? Cos these guys didnt