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Gnappster, The Ayatollah of Rye and Cola
| Gnappster |
Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.
I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.
I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.
I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.
I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).
I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.
That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.
Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.
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| Bobaloo |
Jan 21 2008, 11:27 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 21 2008, 11:15 AM) Thanks everyone! I had a good one. And bob, that may be the most disturbing series of pics that this place has seen in a loooong time. :bonerfied: I knew you'd like it. :thumbup:
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| baby21 |
Jan 22 2008, 02:42 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 21 2008, 11:27 AM) I knew you'd like it. :thumbup: :ph34r: I enjoyed them.
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| Bobaloo |
Jan 22 2008, 03:52 PM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Jan 22 2008, 02:42 PM) At last I've found a way to please a woman
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| Gnappster |
Jan 23 2008, 04:54 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 22 2008, 01:52 PM) At last I've found a way to please a woman and to think all it took was posting compromising photos of yourself!
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| Bobaloo |
Jan 24 2008, 11:11 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 23 2008, 04:54 PM) and to think all it took was posting compromising photos of yourself! I've stared at your post for about 2 minutes now, and I still have no good comeback. <_<
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| Gnappster |
Feb 12 2008, 06:18 PM
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:ph34r:
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| misschickie |
Feb 23 2008, 12:47 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 3 2008, 09:15 AM) Nonsense. Dogs are idiots! Think about it. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say? I can get you pregnant as well if you so desire!she'd likely say what she usually says..."who let you in, bondi?" That made me kinda hot!QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 19 2008, 09:11 AM) Here's some birthday boobies for you that I found on the Internet. I'm sure you'll love 'em. wow, bob, you look gooooood!
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| Bobaloo |
Mar 3 2008, 06:50 PM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Feb 23 2008, 12:47 PM) she'd likely say what she usually says..."who let you in, bondi?" That made me kinda hot!wow, bob, you look gooooood! That's not me. that a pic of gnappy, silly. And I can get you pregnant too, you know. ;)
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| ddd35 |
Mar 4 2008, 02:48 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Mar 3 2008, 04:50 PM) That's not me. that a pic of gnappy, silly. And I can get you pregnant too, you know. ;) are you sure of any of that ? :P
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| Bobaloo |
Mar 4 2008, 04:37 PM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Mar 4 2008, 02:48 PM) are you sure of any of that ? :P yes and by yes, I mean no.
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| misschickie |
Mar 5 2008, 09:53 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Mar 3 2008, 03:50 PM) That's not me. that a pic of gnappy, silly. And I can get you pregnant too, you know. ;) lets practice!
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| ddd35 |
Mar 6 2008, 12:40 PM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Mar 5 2008, 07:53 PM) can i watch ?
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| chelsey |
Mar 15 2008, 08:21 PM
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Whats this talk about "Greener Grass"
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| FreakyShinnizle |
Mar 15 2008, 08:24 PM
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I don't see no grass... but I see you! And I want to do many things to you!
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| ddd35 |
Mar 16 2008, 04:59 PM
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QUOTE(chelsey @ Mar 15 2008, 06:21 PM) Whats this talk about "Greener Grass" [attachmentid=59820] Grass and ass makes for a great day here !!!! :bonerfied:
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| closeup |
Mar 27 2008, 10:42 PM
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| chelsey |
Mar 27 2008, 10:47 PM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Mar 27 2008, 08:42 PM) Moose need.... loving too :roflmao:
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| Gnappster |
Mar 28 2008, 11:33 AM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Mar 16 2008, 02:59 PM) Grass and ass makes for a great day here !!!! :bonerfied: :niceones: :bonerfied: :bonerfied: holy hell! the grass is not the "lawn" I'm interested in. I much prefer your foliage. fuck what a body! QUOTE(closeup @ Mar 27 2008, 08:42 PM) :bonerfied:
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| ddd35 |
Mar 28 2008, 12:23 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 28 2008, 09:33 AM) :niceones: :bonerfied: :bonerfied: holy hell! the grass is not the "lawn" I'm interested in. I much prefer your foliage. fuck what a body! :bonerfied: well gee didnt think you cared :shuwks:
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| Gnappster |
Mar 28 2008, 01:59 PM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Mar 28 2008, 10:23 AM) well gee didnt think you cared :shuwks: you know I love you :rolleyes:
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| paybarraman |
Mar 28 2008, 02:29 PM
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QUOTE(chelsey @ Mar 16 2008, 01:21 AM) Whats this talk about "Greener Grass" [attachmentid=59820] OH JEEBUS !!!!!! :bonerfied:
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| ddd35 |
Mar 28 2008, 02:29 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 28 2008, 11:59 AM) you know I love you :rolleyes: And all this time I felt shunned . :blink:
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| Gnappster |
Jun 2 2008, 06:45 PM
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"I like to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!"
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| ddd35 |
Jun 3 2008, 07:16 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 2 2008, 04:45 PM) "I like to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!" Howd that go for ya ? Spotted :thumbup:
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| Gnappster |
Jun 3 2008, 11:27 AM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 3 2008, 05:16 AM) Howd that go for ya ? Spotted :thumbup: 3d's spotting quotes now? :o it's a mad mad mad mad mad world mad.
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| ddd35 |
Jun 3 2008, 02:45 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 3 2008, 09:27 AM) 3d's spotting quotes now? :o it's a mad mad mad mad mad world mad. I was killing time .. and the damn thing wont die :P
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| fellatiofiend18 |
Jun 13 2008, 03:10 AM
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ello, gnappy. how are you doll? just thought id say hello. its been about, a year :)
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| Gnappster |
Jun 16 2008, 11:38 AM
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QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Jun 13 2008, 01:10 AM) ello, gnappy. how are you doll? just thought id say hello. its been about, a year :) at least...where you been?
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| Puppet |
Aug 18 2008, 01:27 AM
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gnaaaaaaaapppy! lol boo!
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| Gnappster |
Aug 25 2008, 04:45 PM
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QUOTE(Puppet @ Aug 17 2008, 11:27 PM) I have a 411?! :unsure:
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