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Gnappster
post Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.
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closeup
post Dec 26 2007, 07:43 PM
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Where the fuck is Gnappy hiding? This place needs his board-whoring.
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bondiguy
post Dec 26 2007, 11:34 PM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Dec 27 2007, 10:43 AM)
Where the fuck is Gnappy hiding? This place needs his board-whoring.
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I believe he has had a recent addition to the family
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baby21
post Dec 27 2007, 12:31 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 26 2007, 11:34 PM)
I believe he has had a recent addition to the family
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aww... that's all sorts of cute
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bondiguy
post Dec 27 2007, 01:18 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 27 2007, 03:31 PM)
aww... that's all sorts of cute
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He bought a dog :P











only kidding
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baby21
post Dec 27 2007, 02:55 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 27 2007, 01:18 AM)
He bought a dog :P
only kidding
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Well...

dogs are cuter than babies.
So that'd be a winner in my book.
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bondiguy
post Dec 27 2007, 05:16 PM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 05:55 AM)
Well...

dogs are cuter than babies.
So that'd be a winner in my book.
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But this baby was born on a particularly good day... making it extra cute
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baby21
post Dec 27 2007, 09:41 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 27 2007, 05:16 PM)
But this baby was born on a particularly good day... making it extra cute
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Damnitt... I need proof!!!
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bondiguy
post Dec 27 2007, 11:00 PM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 12:41 PM)
Damnitt... I need proof!!!
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I dont have any! lol
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baby21
post Dec 28 2007, 01:56 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 27 2007, 11:00 PM)
I dont have any! lol
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Where's gnappy when you need him..
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Gnappster
post Jan 3 2008, 12:15 PM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Dec 26 2007, 05:43 PM)
Where the fuck is Gnappy hiding? This place needs his board-whoring.
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I'll be back.

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 26 2007, 09:34 PM)
I believe he has had a recent addition to the family
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you are correct, sir.
but it's been a multitude of things keeping me busy.

QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 26 2007, 10:31 PM)
aww... that's all sorts of cute
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thanks!

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 26 2007, 11:18 PM)
He bought a dog :P
only kidding
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HEY-OH!

QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 27 2007, 12:55 PM)
Well...

dogs are cuter than babies.
So that'd be a winner in my book.
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Nonsense. Dogs are idiots! Think about it. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?


QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 27 2007, 03:16 PM)
But this baby was born on a particularly good day... making it extra cute
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yup, the same birthday as a particular member of the rmm community.

QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 27 2007, 07:41 PM)
Damnitt... I need proof!!!
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I can get you pregnant as well if you so desire!

QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 27 2007, 11:56 PM)
Where's gnappy when you need him..
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He's probably off kicking that ball of electrical tape around.
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bondiguy
post Jan 4 2008, 12:19 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 4 2008, 03:15 AM)
I'll be back.
you are correct, sir.
but it's been a multitude of things keeping me busy.
thanks!
HEY-OH!
Nonsense.  Dogs are idiots!  Think about it. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
yup, the same birthday as a particular member of the rmm community.
I can get you pregnant as well if you so desire!
He's probably off kicking that ball of electrical tape around.
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It is this level of referencing that I miss around the place!

Hope all is well brother
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ddd35
post Jan 5 2008, 10:32 AM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Dec 26 2007, 05:43 PM)
Where the fuck is Gnappy hiding? This place needs his board-whoring.
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hiding under a rock ? is this a test ? do we get clues ?
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Bobaloo
post Jan 10 2008, 07:32 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 3 2008, 12:15 PM)
I'll be back.
you are correct, sir.
but it's been a multitude of things keeping me busy.
thanks!
HEY-OH!
Nonsense.  Dogs are idiots!  Think about it. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
yup, the same birthday as a particular member of the rmm community.
I can get you pregnant as well if you so desire!
He's probably off kicking that ball of electrical tape around.
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all kinds of quality posting here


QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 4 2008, 12:19 AM)
It is this level of referencing that I miss around the place!

Hope all is well brother
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I totally agree!!! I'll have to make it a point to make it here more often so I can both contribute to and enjoy such high-quality entertainment.
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ddd35
post Jan 11 2008, 11:28 AM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 10 2008, 05:32 PM)
all kinds of quality posting here
I totally agree!!!  I'll have to make it a point to make it here more often so I can both contribute to and enjoy such high-quality entertainment.
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heres a better idea , buy a pint of paint , a 2inch brush , a 2x4 4' long , take the brush dip it in the paint , apply paint to the 2x4 . sit and watch the paint dry for hours ... :P
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Bobaloo
post Jan 11 2008, 01:33 PM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 11 2008, 11:28 AM)
heres a better idea , buy a pint of paint , a 2inch brush , a  2x4 4' long  ,  take the brush  dip it in the paint  , apply paint to the  2x4  .  sit and watch the paint dry for hours  ...  :P
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Is this your method of crossing out faces on pictures?
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ddd35
post Jan 12 2008, 08:58 AM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 11 2008, 11:33 AM)
Is this your method of crossing out faces on pictures?
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No No I use a 1 " brush for that , come on ..
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Bobaloo
post Jan 12 2008, 10:50 AM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 12 2008, 08:58 AM)
No No I use a  1 " brush for that  , come on  ..
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touché
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Puppet
post Jan 12 2008, 04:43 PM
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Gnapppppppy.. im back therefore your now required to be!
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Bobaloo
post Jan 14 2008, 10:55 AM
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QUOTE(Puppet @ Jan 12 2008, 04:43 PM)
Gnapppppppy.. im back therefore your now required to be!
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He might be gone a while. I hear he's trying to find out who the father of his wife's new baby is.
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Gnappster
post Jan 14 2008, 11:25 AM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 14 2008, 08:55 AM)
He might be gone a while.  I hear he's trying to find out who the father of his wife's new baby is.
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I was kinda pissed at her, but she said she isn't sure if she's the real mother so now I look like the asshole :wacko:
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Bobaloo
post Jan 14 2008, 11:32 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 14 2008, 11:25 AM)
I was kinda pissed at her, but she said she isn't sure if she's the real mother so now I look like the asshole :wacko:
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:roflmao:
Well, you are quite the ladies' man.
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Puppet
post Jan 15 2008, 03:00 AM
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Damn at this point I wouldn't even bet on the kid being human! LOL
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ddd35
post Jan 15 2008, 03:41 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 14 2008, 08:55 AM)
He might be gone a while.  I hear he's trying to find out who the father of his wife's new baby is.
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 14 2008, 09:25 AM)
I was kinda pissed at her, but she said she isn't sure if she's the real mother so now I look like the asshole :wacko:
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 14 2008, 09:32 AM)
:roflmao:
Well, you are quite the ladies' man.
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:roflmao: priceless
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post Jan 19 2008, 02:31 AM
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An RMM board whore birthday......

let the good times roll!

Have a good one dude :cheers:
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ddd35
post Jan 19 2008, 11:32 AM
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have happy b day dude :cheers:
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icandoit
post Jan 19 2008, 12:00 PM
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:bang:
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Bobaloo
post Jan 19 2008, 12:11 PM
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Well, I logged on to wish Santa's Little Helper happy birthday, but he doesn't have a thread here. :unsure:

I guess wishing you a happy birthday will do.

Happy birthday, Oldtimer. Hope you have a great day full of drinking and debauchery.


Here's some birthday boobies for you that I found on the Internet. I'm sure you'll love 'em.

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post Jan 19 2008, 07:29 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 19 2008, 12:11 PM)
Well, I logged on to wish Santa's Little Helper happy birthday, but he doesn't have a thread here.  :unsure:

I guess wishing you a happy birthday will do.

Happy birthday, Oldtimer.  Hope you have a great day full of drinking and debauchery.
Here's some birthday boobies for you that I found on the Internet.  I'm sure you'll love 'em.
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Best birthday boobs ever... :roflmao:
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Macdonald
post Jan 19 2008, 07:40 PM
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Happy Birthday Gnappy...Couldn't find anything to get you so hope you find good use for this...

(IMG:http://www.geocities.com/kanes_tomb_2000/01042004121504.jpg)
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Gnappster
post Jan 21 2008, 11:15 AM
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QUOTE(nybandit @ Jan 19 2008, 12:31 AM)
An RMM board whore birthday......

let the good times roll!

Have a good one dude :cheers:
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 19 2008, 09:32 AM)
have happy b day  dude   :cheers:
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QUOTE(icandoit @ Jan 19 2008, 10:00 AM)
Happy Birthday Gnappy!   :cheers:   Be a good boy and go cause some havoc...  :2thumbsup:
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 19 2008, 10:11 AM)
Well, I logged on to wish Santa's Little Helper happy birthday, but he doesn't have a thread here.  :unsure:

I guess wishing you a happy birthday will do.

Happy birthday, Oldtimer.  Hope you have a great day full of drinking and debauchery.
Here's some birthday boobies for you that I found on the Internet.  I'm sure you'll love 'em.
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Jan 19 2008, 05:29 PM)
Best birthday boobs ever...  :roflmao:
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QUOTE(Macdonald @ Jan 19 2008, 05:40 PM)
Happy Birthday Gnappy...Couldn't find anything to get you so hope you find good use for this...
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Thanks everyone! I had a good one.
And bob, that may be the most disturbing series of pics that this place has seen in a loooong time.











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