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Root:

To "root" someone means to have sex with them!

i.e I got a great root last night from this blonde I met at the bar!

Damn well done mate :thumbup:

I also predicted Google was the next best thing-but did nothing about it. Win some-lose some. I didn't know shit about computers, (still don't really) but Google had "Big Hit" written all over it. Any company that will hire only geniuses (or as near to that as possible) is a company that has a really good chance of succeeding. I think I read somewhere that Google only hires about one out of five thousand applicants. And then pays those employees with stock options. If you ever see a company with a similar profile, my advice is to buy as much stock as you can possibly afford. The people who get hired, as well as the employees already there, have a pretty good idea where the price of the stock is going. I wish I listened to my gut instead of my brain, although looking back it's as close to a no-brainer as they come.

I also predicted Google was the next best thing-but did nothing about it. Win some-lose some. I didn't know shit about computers, (still don't really) but Google had "Big Hit" written all over it. Any company that will hire only geniuses (or as near to that as possible) is a company that has a really good chance of succeeding. I think I read somewhere that Google only hires about one out of five thousand applicants. And then pays those employees with stock options. If you ever see a company with a similar profile, my advice is to buy as much stock as you can possibly afford. The people who get hired, as well as the employees already there, have a pretty good idea where the price of the stock is going. I wish I listened to my gut instead of my brain, although looking back it's as close to a no-brainer as they come.

I invested in Mace right before society crumbled

I m off to see Kevin bloody Wilson on tuesday.He s most definately the funniest man I ve seen. :2thumbsup:

I m off to see Kevin bloody Wilson on tuesday.He s most definately the funniest man I ve seen. :2thumbsup:

He tours the over there???

I have seen him once, very Aussie humour

Never heard of him. What kind of comedy does he do?

Never heard of him. What kind of comedy does he do?

He's old... does old school crude comedy with parody songs

check him out... Kevin Bloody Wilson

He's old... does old school crude comedy with parody songs

check him out... Kevin Bloody Wilson

That was funny! Gnappy will love it.

That was funny! Gnappy will love it.

There's a heap on youtube.com but I thought that would at least be something everyone understands

Well, it wasn't quite as difficult as algebra, but I think I understood, "Cunts in Canada" But the subtlety still may elude Gnappy.

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Well, it wasn't quite as difficult as algebra, but I think I understood, "Cunts in Canada" But the subtlety still may elude Gnappy.

What I meant was there was parody songs of Shane Warne there and other more "Australian" references... that was the first non Aussie song so to speak.

I doubt anyone here that isn't Indian, Aussie or English would know who Shane Warne was

What I meant was there was parody songs of Shane Warne there and other more "Australian" references... that was the first non Aussie song so to speak.

I doubt anyone here that isn't Indian, Aussie or English would know who Shane Warne was

Warney.......put you wanger away.






NIGEL.............fucking legend

:)

Warney.......put you wanger away.
NIGEL.............fucking legend

:)

Why Englishmen hate Warnie.... he rooted all their women and took all their wickets!