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Ok, first thing is first... this isn't a personal ad from some shy loser looking for a shag! I have a long term girlfriend so I come here to RMM purely for the breasts and the wacky conversation!

Like I said I am from Sydney's east right on the beach. I am 23 years old. I work for a major alcohol company in Sales and I have been doing that for a few years now.

I am a sporty guy and I love Football, Soccer and Cricket, of which many of you wouldn't have a clue about. I also love to surf, as many Aussies who live by the beach do. I also visit the gym regularly as it isn't great to show up at the beach with a spare tyre around your waist!

I play the guitar and I am starting up a band here but there are no plans for some sort of rock revolution but if it happened it would be way cool! I am very artistic in that I love most things art. I write alot, in different styles, and I just basically dig anything with expression.

I love having a beer with my mates and just basically having a good time and enjoying life!

I have loved making new friends on RMM as I originally thought it was just a good site to see some great tits and thats it. But the guys here... and more importantly the girls, are great people!

If anyone wants to know anymore just reply. I am happy to answer (or more than likely dispell) any rumours/myths you have heard about Australia! No... I dont have a pet Kangaroo!
:cheers:

how did i miss all this in my daily rounds....but it's late now.
i'll write an essay of replies here in the morning.

Bondiguy's thread should be the first visited everyday! :P

bondi pm me your myspace i'm too much of a slack arse to try and sift through the 10000 odd people that reside around your area ;)

"Ahhh Barney's already sucked it dry Homer. Cut his gums up pretty bad"
If that i the case, i am gonna start carrying 12 packs around with me!  :P

I would have also accepted:
Moe: Barney, don't steal any beer while I'm gone.
Barney: What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? wow! Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray! (which he drinks)

Ok so here is a pic someone took of the famous Coco Bongo nightclub in Cancun, Mexico. I am actually in this pic, kinda like Where's Waldo (Trivia: It's Where's Wally in Australia!)

For thos of you with my myspace I just got a whole bunch of new pics from my trip and I'm gonna post them. I'll include this pic with a cricle around me :thumbup:

that waldo is everywhere!
(IMG:http://images.wikia.com/waldo/images/thumb/a/a6/Simpsons2.JPG/300px-Simpsons2.JPG)

that's crazy talk.  I don't need to drink to make you cute, you're totally already there.
oh, wait a minute.  I bet the beer is for you to drink.   <_<

I think she'll need something stronger than beer.

You've never had Schlitz, which is another great cheap shitty beer, that's always freezing cold if a bar is so awful as to even carry it. 

I like how some beer companies market their beer as the coldest tasting beer available. Cold is a temperature, not a flavour.









:huh:

I could sure go for an ice cold beer right now.

how did i miss all this in my daily rounds....but it's late now.
i'll write an essay of replies here in the morning.

quiet you!

Bondiguy's thread should be the first visited everyday! :P

I used to visit it everyday, then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky.

Ok so here is a pic someone took of the famous Coco Bongo nightclub in Cancun, Mexico. I am actually in this pic, kinda like Where's Waldo (Trivia: It's Where's Wally in Australia!)

For thos of you with my myspace I just got a whole bunch of new pics from my trip and I'm gonna post them. I'll include this pic with a cricle around me :thumbup:

In a truly disturbing twist, I picked you out correctly before looking at your myspace.
I have this weird ability to pick people out from a distance but I'm horrible at recognzing people's faces close up.
I guess it's from years of having to recognize girls from afar as they wouldn't let me get within 100 feet of them(the restraining orders may have played a factor as well).

I would have also accepted:
Moe: Barney, don't steal any beer while I'm gone.
Barney: What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? wow! Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray!  (which he drinks)
that waldo is everywhere!
(IMG:http://images.wikia.com/waldo/images/thumb/a/a6/Simpsons2.JPG/300px-Simpsons2.JPG)
I think she'll need something stronger than beer.
I like how some beer companies market their beer as the coldest tasting beer available. Cold is a temperature, not a flavour.
:huh: 

I could sure go for an ice cold beer right now.
quiet you!
I used to visit it everyday, then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky.

I am too lazy to quote each part so allow me to say

1) :thumbup: Another fav
2) I was thinking of that, but I'm too lazy to look on other sites for FGs
3) isopropyl? if that won't work, chloroform is the only way
4) good point. I don't know why they do that either.... maybe it's because a freezing cold shitty beer is better than an almost cold good beer any day... well for me anyway.

and what's with Canadians and that superfluous U in everything
5) Hilarious! :roflmao:
6) oldie and goodie! :thumbup:

4) good point.  I don't know why they do that either.... maybe it's because a freezing cold shitty beer is better than an almost cold good beer any day... well for me anyway.  

an excellent point.
molson has this new beer called sub zero which is dispensed at the bar through this special machine (the inventors should be in the space program) to pour at below freezing. Nothing is mentioned of taste but it's damned cold!
Never tried it myself yet.
Here's a clip of this thing. It's for Coors in the states, but it's all the same big ass company now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll3Hp4wc5FM

an excellent point.
molson has this new beer called sub zero which is dispensed at the bar through this special machine (the inventors should be in the space program) to pour at below freezing. Nothing is mentioned of taste but it's damned cold!
Never tried it myself yet.
Here's a clip of this thing. It's for Coors in the states, but it's all the same big ass company now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll3Hp4wc5FM

that looks pretty cool and high tech. they don't have that anywhere around here that I know of, though. I'll have to be on the lookout. But now that I'm married and have my own house, I don't really hit the bar scene all that often anymore. Maybe i'll just buy one of those machines for my own use at home. If it's any good, I'll invite ya over for my next party

that looks pretty cool and high tech.  they don't have that anywhere around here that I know of, though.  I'll have to be on the lookout.  But now that I'm married and have my own house, I don't really hit the bar scene all that often anymore.  Maybe i'll just buy one of those machines for my own use at home.  If it's any good, I'll invite ya over for my next party

might be able to get a hold of one here
http://www.icefloe.com/

might be able to get a hold of one here
http://www.icefloe.com/

that is smart. I used to have a setup (until my buddy's brother-in-law remembered who borrowed it last) similar to that. It was just a regular cooler with a cooling plate in it (looks like a car radiator). you just fill the cooler with ice and attach the hoses to you keg and bammo, cold beer. It had a tapper install in the side of the cooler, but I rigged up an O2 system for the thing. It was nice. I got to borrow the rig for about 2 years and then he payed me for O2 tank and the regulator. the cooling plate is the expensive part, though, and rightfully so. You don't want your beer going through any old piece of metal that they decided to make a cooling plate out of.

that is smart.  I used to have a setup (until my buddy's brother-in-law remembered who borrowed it last) similar to that.  It was just a regular cooler with a cooling plate in it (looks like a car radiator).  you just fill the cooler with ice and attach the hoses to you keg and bammo, cold beer.  It had a tapper install in the side of the cooler, but I rigged up an O2 system for the thing.  It was nice.  I got to borrow the rig for about 2 years and then he payed me for O2 tank and the regulator.  the cooling plate is the expensive part, though, and rightfully so.  You don't want your beer going through any old piece of metal that they decided to make a cooling plate out of.

that sounds pretty sweet.
I'm looking to get(or build) something like that as cleaning and sterilizing dozens of beer bottles for my home beer is kind of a pain in the ass.

that sounds pretty sweet.
I'm looking to get(or build) something like that as cleaning and sterilizing dozens of beer bottles for my home beer is kind of a pain in the ass.

You should send me a 6-pack of Gnappy Heavy Beer. Light beer is for wimps! Please use the sterilized bottles :)

Oh, yeah, have you designed your own label yet?

You should send me a 6-pack of Gnappy Heavy Beer.  Light beer is for wimps!  Please use the sterilized bottles :)

Oh, yeah, have you designed your own label yet?

i was thinking about designing my own beer label, but that's just one more thing to remove when I clean them.
I did design some for the base alcohol I made.
I'll pm it.

i was thinking about designing my own beer label, but that's just one more thing to remove when I clean them.
I did design some for the base alcohol I made.
I'll pm it.

I already PMd you back, but I will also say here that that was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I laughed so hard that people here at work thought I was crazy!!!


Actually, the laughing had nothing to do with their opinion of me, hence this rubber room I'm in.

I already PMd you back, but I will also say here that that was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.  I laughed so hard that people here at work thought I was crazy!!!
Actually, the laughing had nothing to do with their opinion of me, hence this rubber room I'm in.

My portrait has that effect on people B)

I'm also betting that the pic would appear normal to puppet.

My portrait has that effect on people  B)

I'm also betting that the pic would appear normal to puppet.

:roflmao: either that or he'd think you're a fly.

So much to quote!

bondi pm me your myspace i'm too much of a slack arse to try and sift through the 10000 odd people that reside around your area  ;)

Will do :thumbup:

I like how some beer companies market their beer as the coldest tasting beer available. Cold is a temperature, not a flavour.
:huh: 
I could sure go for an ice cold beer right now.

I used to visit it everyday, then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky.

Cold beer is as important as flavour to us Aussies. When we visit other countries who serve their beer warm we hate it. Maybe it is because of our temperate climate but if it isn't cold, we don't want it!

Good quote!

In a truly disturbing twist, I picked you out correctly before looking at your myspace.
I have this weird ability to pick people out from a distance but I'm horrible at recognzing people's faces close up.
I guess it's from years of having to recognize girls from afar as they wouldn't let me get within 100 feet of them(the restraining orders may have played a factor as well).

Wow well spotted, I didn't even notice I was in that pic on my first look at it. I was like, "Is that me dancing on that bar?"

and what's with Canadians and that superfluous U in everything

Aussies dou itu toou :thumbup:

an excellent point.
molson has this new beer called sub zero which is dispensed at the bar through this special machine (the inventors should be in the space program) to pour at below freezing. Nothing is mentioned of taste but it's damned cold!
Never tried it myself yet.
Here's a clip of this thing. It's for Coors in the states, but it's all the same big ass company now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll3Hp4wc5FM

There are a heap of companies that do that in Australia. We even have Rum ande Coke on Tap served below freezing! The Tooheys Extra Dry Extra Cold is doing a roaring trade served anywhere between -1C and -4C

i was thinking about designing my own beer label, but that's just one more thing to remove when I clean them.
I did design some for the base alcohol I made.
I'll pm it.

Send it bondi's way too :thumbup:

I can't believe I just spent 20 minutes reading about beer in all its forms, temperatures and dispensers...

must have been the simpsons references...especially the ashtray one... :roflmao:

Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.

I can't believe I just spent 20 minutes reading about beer in all its forms, temperatures and dispensers...

must have been the simpsons references...especially the ashtray one... :roflmao:

Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.

Thats 20 minutes well spent... ope u were drinking beer whilst reading!

Oh and kudos for the quote! that's season 1, season 2 max!

Thats 20 minutes well spent... ope u were drinking beer whilst reading!

Oh and kudos for the quote! that's season 1, season 2 max!

absolutely, the campaign was too much for my weak mind...no cold filtered, triple brewed, extra hoppy, micro beer, though...just a Canadian from my really cold fridge. :cheers:

absolutely, the campaign was too much for my weak mind...no cold filtered, triple brewed, extra hoppy, micro beer, though...just a Canadian from my really cold fridge.  :cheers:

Like Kokanee???

Like Kokanee???

wow, that's impressive...i didn't think anyone outside of canada would know about our beer...i think it is better than kokanee, but that is just my opinion.

wow, that's impressive...i didn't think anyone outside of canada would know about our beer...i think it is better than kokanee, but that is just my opinion.

Yeah a customer of mine gave me a 6 pack a while back and it tastes fucking great. i'd love to taste it in a can but you can only get the bottles out here. Really nice beer :cheers:

wow, that's impressive...i didn't think anyone outside of canada would know about our beer...i think it is better than kokanee, but that is just my opinion.

but we always love your opinions along with your assets .. :drinkup:

Cold beer is as important as flavour to us Aussies. When we visit other countries who serve their beer warm we hate it. Maybe it is because of our temperate climate but if it isn't cold, we don't want it!

There are a heap of companies that do that in Australia. We even have Rum ande Coke on Tap served below freezing! The Tooheys Extra Dry Extra Cold is doing a roaring trade served anywhere between -1C and -4C
Send it bondi's way too :thumbup:

I agree about the cold thing. I hate warm beer. I just don't like how beer companies market some beer as the coldest tasting beer. It's not gonna taste that cold if I have a case sitting underneath my desk at work

(note to self: buy beer fridge for work)

note to self: visit aussie bar.

I can't believe I just spent 20 minutes reading about beer in all its forms, temperatures and dispensers...

must have been the simpsons references...especially the ashtray one... :roflmao:

Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.

i try and spend at least 20 mins a day talking about beer....and much more than that drinking it.

and great quote hahah

absolutely, the campaign was too much for my weak mind...no cold filtered, triple brewed, extra hoppy, micro beer, though...just a Canadian from my really cold fridge.  :cheers:

:cheers:

Like Kokanee???

:cheers:

wow, that's impressive...i didn't think anyone outside of canada would know about our beer...i think it is better than kokanee, but that is just my opinion.

ya know, I used to love Canadian when the brewery in Regina was still open. Once we started getting it from Edmonton, something in it changed, maybe that nasty North Saskatchewan River water.

Yeah a customer of mine gave me a 6 pack a while back and it tastes fucking great. i'd love to taste it in a can but you can only get the bottles out here. Really nice beer :cheers:

it's funny...in canada if you got beer in a can, we'd say, "i'd love to taste it in a bottle" :lol:

[quote=Gnappster,Jun 21 2007, 09:31 AM]


(note to self: buy beer fridge for work)

note to self: visit aussie bar.
i try and spend at least 20 mins a day talking about beer....and much more than that drinking it.


:cheers:


piss on talking about beer :cheers: lets just drink it

I agree about the cold thing. I hate warm beer. I just don't like how beer companies market some beer as the coldest tasting beer. It's not gonna taste that cold if I have a case sitting underneath my desk at work

(note to self: buy beer fridge for work)

note to self: visit aussie bar.


it's funny...in canada if you got beer in a can, we'd say, "i'd love to taste it in a bottle" :lol:

Oh I know what you mean. It's only as cold as the person who serves it wants it to be!

Note to self; next year, order fewer cards

I guess you always want what you cant have!

Do you guys get any aussie beer in Canada or the States aside from Fosters?

I gave a seventeen year old that works with us on occasion a backhander today when he started to explain this new way of downing beers its called a funnel he say :bang:

Do you guys get any aussie beer in Canada or the States aside from Fosters?

Surprisingly no, since Australia makes some damned good beer from what I have read. I am gonna make some Cooper's home brew soon though.
What are some other good and/or pupular Aussie beers I might see. Maybe I have just overlooked them.

Do you guys get any aussie beer in Canada or the States aside from Fosters?

Surprisingly no, since Australia makes some damned good beer from what I have read. I am gonna make some Cooper's home brew soon though.
What are some other good and/or pupular Aussie beers I might see. Maybe I have just overlooked them.

In BC, in my local store we do get some Aussie beers, which I have not tried yet.
Bushman's Lager
Coopers Sparkling Ale
Victoria Bitter
I'll pick some up, any one in particular? Or all? :P

In BC, in my local store we do get some Aussie beers, which I have not tried yet. 
Bushman's Lager
Coopers Sparkling Ale
Victoria Bitter
I'll pick some up, any one in particular?  Or all?  :P

Are you going to pick some up on the way over to my house? :)