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Assfucker Has Entered The Room So...., ....grab yer ankles....
| Assfucker |
May 8 2006, 10:49 AM
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Hey all, I'm assfucker. Some of you know me from a certian other site. I was invited here by Foxy and I'm interfriends with COMEDY.....so with that being said, here's a little information on me.
I'm 34, married with 3 kids.
Living in South Florida
I work for an orthopedic manufacturer and I'm a part time personal trainer. I enjoy long walks on a moonlit beach, lunch in the park, bike riding without the seat, the color teal, and my favorite fabric is corduroy. I'm looking for a message board that accepts me for me, and not someone else :unsure:
:lol:
I'm real, what I post is real. I'm here to stay and will get the wife on soon. She has AWESOME tits :niceones:
Well here's a picture so you know who's posting :drama:
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| baby21 |
May 23 2007, 02:41 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ May 23 2007, 02:40 AM) You my dear have a warped sense of humour........ I like it :thumbup: Yeeeah.. scares some people off. My parents thought I'd never have a boyfriend :(
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| bondiguy |
May 23 2007, 02:58 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ May 23 2007, 02:41 AM) Yeeeah.. scares some people off. My parents thought I'd never have a boyfriend :( and then you grew a superb set of breasts and that was the deal getter :thumbup: :P
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| baby21 |
May 23 2007, 03:01 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ May 23 2007, 02:58 AM) and then you grew a superb set of breasts and that was the deal getter :thumbup: :P Haha yeah... my boyfriend will put up with anything as long as I have a nice rack, right?? .. Well almost anything.
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| bondiguy |
May 23 2007, 03:04 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ May 23 2007, 03:01 AM) Haha yeah... my boyfriend will put up with anything as long as I have a nice rack, right?? .. Well almost anything. Most men would haha, no im sure you are a delight to be with rack or no rack!
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| baby21 |
May 23 2007, 03:12 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ May 23 2007, 03:04 AM) Most men would haha, no im sure you are a delight to be with rack or no rack! Aww why thank you.
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| bondiguy |
May 23 2007, 03:14 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ May 23 2007, 03:12 AM) You are more than welcome. There are plenty of girls with nice racks out there, but very few have either the brains or the personality to match
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| baby21 |
May 23 2007, 03:19 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ May 23 2007, 03:14 AM) You are more than welcome. There are plenty of girls with nice racks out there, but very few have either the brains or the personality to match :blink: Poor big boobed no personality gals.
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| bondiguy |
May 23 2007, 03:23 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ May 23 2007, 03:19 AM) :blink: Poor big boobed no personality gals. only good for casual sex! :P
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| baby21 |
May 23 2007, 03:25 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ May 23 2007, 03:23 AM) only good for casual sex! :P Ahhh good ol' casual sex.
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| bondiguy |
May 23 2007, 03:26 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ May 23 2007, 03:25 AM) Ahhh good ol' casual sex. Ohhhh he just misses casual sex! (Simpsons quote) Well they have their use :P
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| baby21 |
May 23 2007, 03:27 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ May 23 2007, 03:26 AM) Ohhhh he just misses casual sex! (Simpsons quote) Well they have their use :P I've always believed everyone has a purpose in life!
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| bondiguy |
May 23 2007, 03:29 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ May 23 2007, 03:27 AM) I've always believed everyone has a purpose in life! What about Americans? (Seriously that was a joke people)
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| baby21 |
May 23 2007, 03:36 AM
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Our purpose... is to umm... errrr... fuck things up?
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| bondiguy |
May 23 2007, 03:40 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ May 23 2007, 03:36 AM) Our purpose... is to umm... errrr... fuck things up? :lol: your throwing yourself into the American group? I thought that was like calling an Aussie a Kiwi?
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| baby21 |
May 23 2007, 03:42 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ May 23 2007, 03:40 AM) :lol: your throwing yourself into the American group? I thought that was like calling an Aussie a Kiwi? Kiwi? hmm... you'll have to explain.
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| bondiguy |
May 23 2007, 03:44 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ May 23 2007, 03:42 AM) Kiwi? hmm... you'll have to explain. kwiw = New Zealander, ultimate insult to an Aussie
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| baby21 |
May 23 2007, 04:13 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ May 23 2007, 03:44 AM) kwiw = New Zealander, ultimate insult to an Aussie Gotcha!! I'm catchin on haha.
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| bondiguy |
May 23 2007, 04:22 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ May 23 2007, 04:13 AM) Gotcha!! I'm catchin on haha. I sometimes forget Aussies use alot of slang and half the time ppl dont know what the fuck im talking about :P
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| baby21 |
May 23 2007, 04:26 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ May 23 2007, 04:22 AM) I sometimes forget Aussies use alot of slang and half the time ppl dont know what the fuck im talking about :P Yeeeah I was a little lost!
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| bondiguy |
May 23 2007, 04:27 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ May 23 2007, 04:26 AM) Yeeeah I was a little lost! well u see, u learn something everyday!
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| baby21 |
May 23 2007, 04:28 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ May 23 2007, 04:27 AM) well u see, u learn something everyday! I know!! I love it! :D :P
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| ddd35 |
May 23 2007, 12:22 PM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ May 23 2007, 01:36 AM) Our purpose... is to umm... errrr... fuck things up? then consider your job complete !!!! :P
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| Assfucker |
Nov 8 2007, 11:36 AM
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Hello!
Just stopping by to see if this site was sold to the assholes that killed Blows.com. Guess you guys lucked out...
anyway, just saying hey to anyone who cares :cheers:
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| COMEDYMAN |
Nov 8 2007, 05:28 PM
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QUOTE(Assfucker @ Nov 8 2007, 11:36 AM) Hello! Just stopping by to see if this site was sold to the assholes that killed Blows.com. Guess you guys lucked out... anyway, just saying hey to anyone who cares :cheers: You know I care my brothah from anothah mothah :cheers:
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| bondiguy |
Nov 9 2007, 12:23 AM
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QUOTE(Assfucker @ Nov 9 2007, 02:36 AM) Hello! Just stopping by to see if this site was sold to the assholes that killed Blows.com. Guess you guys lucked out... anyway, just saying hey to anyone who cares :cheers: How ya doin Assfucker???
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