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Assfucker
post May 8 2006, 10:49 AM
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Hey all, I'm assfucker. Some of you know me from a certian other site. I was invited here by Foxy and I'm interfriends with COMEDY.....so with that being said, here's a little information on me.


I'm 34, married with 3 kids.

Living in South Florida

I work for an orthopedic manufacturer and I'm a part time personal trainer. I enjoy long walks on a moonlit beach, lunch in the park, bike riding without the seat, the color teal, and my favorite fabric is corduroy. I'm looking for a message board that accepts me for me, and not someone else :unsure:

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I'm real, what I post is real. I'm here to stay and will get the wife on soon. She has AWESOME tits :niceones:

Well here's a picture so you know who's posting :drama:
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Gnappster
post Mar 22 2007, 03:01 PM
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QUOTE(Assfucker @ Mar 21 2007, 01:01 PM)
For a site that has so many hot chickas posting teh bOObs, pussy/ass combo's you fellas sure like to chase eachother around playing grabass :crazydude:
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oh please, I follow the hot chickas posting the bOObs, pussy/ass combos and play grabass with them too. troll on.
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Assfucker
post Mar 22 2007, 03:05 PM
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QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Mar 22 2007, 02:47 PM)
Hi babe :kisses:
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hey doll

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 22 2007, 03:01 PM)
oh please, I follow the hot chickas posting the bOObs, pussy/ass combos and play grabass with them too. troll on.
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Dood, I've been reading your ghayness for two days....it's the bOObalOO, Bondi, Puppet, Knappster hOmO train, non-stop :crazydude:


Got knee burn?




That is all :smilie_auslachen:
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Gnappster
post Mar 22 2007, 03:09 PM
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QUOTE(Assfucker @ Mar 22 2007, 01:05 PM)
hey doll
Dood, I've been reading your ghayness for two days....it's the bOObalOO, Bondi, Puppet, Knappster hOmO train, non-stop  :crazydude:
Got knee burn?
That is all :smilie_auslachen:
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You've been reading our gayness for 2 days???
Even I couldn't keep up that pace. After about 10 mins of reading our homo-erotic banter I'm ready to look at tits again. But hey, who am I to judge. :unsure:
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Assfucker
post Mar 22 2007, 03:13 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 22 2007, 03:09 PM)
You've been reading our gayness for 2 days???
Even I couldn't keep up that pace. After about 10 mins of reading our homo-erotic banter I'm ready to look at tits again. But hey, who am I to judge.  :unsure:
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It's hard to even get through yer faggyness in EVERY THREAD :blink: I see one tit pic, 8 posts from the frat-pac, then another tit post followed by some more faggy banter :rolleyes:




I think Freak should make a private homo fourm for you 4 :gay:
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Bobaloo
post Mar 22 2007, 03:18 PM
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QUOTE(Assfucker @ Mar 22 2007, 03:13 PM)
It's hard to even get through yer faggyness in EVERY THREAD :blink:  I see one tit pic, 8 posts from the frat-pac, then another tit post followed by some more faggy banter :rolleyes:
I think Freak should make a private homo fourm for you 4 :gay:
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Admit it. You just want a private homo forum for yourself so you don't have to be bothered by tit pics.
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Gnappster
post Mar 22 2007, 03:20 PM
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QUOTE(Assfucker @ Mar 22 2007, 01:13 PM)
It's hard to even get through yer faggyness in EVERY THREAD :blink:  I see one tit pic, 8 posts from the frat-pac, then another tit post followed by some more faggy banter :rolleyes:
I think Freak should make a private homo fourm for you 4 :gay:
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It may be hard to believe but a message board with just tit pics followed by some dude saying nice tits can get pretty boring(plus it would be a exact copy of the main rating page, no). Not that I mind seeing lots of tit pics, but they for sure aren't posted all day long so I have to fill the void somehow. If I see a pic I like I will for sure comment on it, but I'm not going to edit myself to never say anything else. Go look at the RMP message board and see how desolate it is compared to this place. They both originated from the same place.
If you like please feel free to jump in and make some truly compelling posts for us all to read. Ironically, most of your posts are all about being gay. :unsure:
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Assfucker
post Mar 22 2007, 03:32 PM
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Well one good thing is it will cut down on men joining the site, so please continue with yer ghayness.... :kisses:
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Gnappster
post Mar 22 2007, 03:48 PM
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QUOTE(Assfucker @ Mar 22 2007, 01:32 PM)
Well one good thing is it will cut down on men joining the site, so please continue with yer ghayness.... :kisses:
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Shhhh, you'll blow our cover!
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Puppet
post Mar 22 2007, 06:25 PM
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This coming from a guy named ASSFUCKER... are you fucking serious.. dude you scream gay.. please make some half ass come useless come back .. or better yet don't, no reason to sound dumb uselessly!
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Assfucker
post Mar 23 2007, 11:25 AM
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QUOTE(Puppet @ Mar 22 2007, 06:25 PM)
This coming from a guy named ASSFUCKER... are you fucking serious.. dude you scream gay..
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Blond Bombshell
post Mar 30 2007, 12:25 AM
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QUOTE(Puppet @ Mar 22 2007, 06:25 PM)
This coming from a guy named ASSFUCKER... are you fucking serious.. dude you scream gay.. please make some half ass come useless come back .. or better yet don't, no reason to sound dumb uselessly!
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Well Puppet Sorry to tell ya .................but he aint gay baby.
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Puppet
post Mar 30 2007, 07:15 PM
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Closet Homo :unsure:
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Assfucker
post Apr 3 2007, 10:25 AM
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QUOTE(Puppet @ Mar 30 2007, 07:15 PM)
Closet Homo  :unsure:
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dood, you look in the mirror lately :huh:





at least I'm not trolling bOObwebbysites for cock :gay:






How'd that cyber circle jerk go with you and the boys on teh yahoo chat :drama:
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Puppet
post Apr 3 2007, 08:07 PM
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you'd know.. did you get all the come out your eye.. sorry about my aim! :fuckoff:
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Assfucker
post Apr 4 2007, 08:34 AM
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QUOTE(Puppet @ Apr 3 2007, 08:07 PM)
you'd know.. did you get all the come out your eye.. sorry about my aim! :fuckoff:
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Dear Muppet


Please keep yer gay fantasies to yourself.


Thanks
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paybarraman
post Apr 4 2007, 09:44 AM
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:drama:

Some good burns being slung around in here.....



*taking notes for future use*
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Blond Bombshell
post May 8 2007, 01:33 PM
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Hey babe I love ya & thanks for being such a great hubby :)

Your the best :kisses: :)
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Assfucker
post May 8 2007, 02:02 PM
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awww thanks for the bump :wub: :wub2:
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ddd35
post May 14 2007, 01:36 PM
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QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 8 2007, 11:33 AM)
:)

Your the best :kisses:  :)
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AH thanks :bonerfied:
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bondiguy
post May 16 2007, 01:00 AM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ May 14 2007, 01:36 PM)
AH  thanks  :bonerfied:
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Assfucker gives you a boner?
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ddd35
post May 16 2007, 09:07 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ May 15 2007, 11:00 PM)
Assfucker gives you a boner?
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only when hes with BB .. :2thumbsup:
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bondiguy
post May 17 2007, 12:49 AM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ May 16 2007, 09:07 AM)
only when hes with  BB  ..  :2thumbsup:
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Uh huh....... :blink:
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baby21
post May 17 2007, 11:41 AM
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<_<
Well that was entertaining.. :P
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bondiguy
post May 18 2007, 01:02 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ May 17 2007, 11:41 AM)
<_<
Well that was entertaining..  :P
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about as entertaining as a fart in an elevator
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ddd35
post May 18 2007, 09:13 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ May 17 2007, 09:41 AM)
<_<
Well that was entertaining..  :P
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if you think that was entertaining you should come watch some paint dry today ... :crazydude:
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ddd35
post May 21 2007, 02:02 PM
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HEy AF is Blonde feeling better ? you said last week she was sick , just curious .. :P
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baby21
post May 23 2007, 02:11 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ May 18 2007, 01:02 AM)
about as entertaining as a fart in an elevator
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Depending on what kind of fart... that could be pretty frickin hilarious if you ask me...
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bondiguy
post May 23 2007, 02:14 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ May 23 2007, 02:11 AM)
Depending on what kind of fart... that could be pretty frickin hilarious if you ask me...
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Not if your stuck in that smal space with a deadly one? :P
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baby21
post May 23 2007, 02:34 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ May 23 2007, 02:14 AM)
Not if your stuck in that smal space with a deadly one? :P
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See .. that's the funny part...
death by fart
Sounds like the way to go to me! :thumbup:
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bondiguy
post May 23 2007, 02:40 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ May 23 2007, 02:34 AM)
See .. that's the funny part...
death by fart
Sounds like the way to go to me!  :thumbup:
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You my dear have a warped sense of humour........








I like it :thumbup:
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