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Gnappster
post Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.
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bondiguy
post Apr 22 2007, 11:17 PM
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QUOTE(Puppet @ Apr 22 2007, 03:54 PM)
See my comment stands!@
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I never said u were wrong :P
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Gnappster
post Apr 25 2007, 06:15 PM
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Well, off to Edmonton and Jasper for a few days. Will I meet up with natalie in my travels? Not if that restraining has any say in the matter, but that is neither here nore there.

Keep it real homies! :alc:
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ddd35
post Apr 25 2007, 07:21 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Apr 25 2007, 04:15 PM)
Well, off to Edmonton and Jasper for a few days. Will I meet up with natalie in my travels? Not if that restraining has any say in the matter, but that is neither here nore there.

Keep it real homies! :alc:
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good luck to ya mate .. :cheers:
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Gnappster
post May 4 2007, 06:27 PM
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:o

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bondiguy
post May 6 2007, 08:49 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Apr 25 2007, 06:15 PM)
Well, off to Edmonton and Jasper for a few days. Will I meet up with natalie in my travels? Not if that restraining has any say in the matter, but that is neither here nore there.

Keep it real homies! :alc:
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 4 2007, 06:27 PM)
:o
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so i guess your back... how was ur trip?

When I was in Cancun I got to use a simpsons reference i can rarely use, "Guess how many boobs I saw today...... 15!"
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jrock8
post May 7 2007, 10:56 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ May 6 2007, 08:49 PM)
When I was in Cancun I got to use a simpsons reference i can rarely use, "Guess how many boobs I saw today...... 15!"
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pics? :drama:

(ok, and fine... i'll admit i'm curious... tell the damn story too) :nahnah:
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Gnappster
post May 8 2007, 11:33 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ May 6 2007, 06:49 PM)
so i guess your back... how was ur trip?
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It was great!
Thanks to everyone else who asked. :fuckoff:

Jasper has some of the most amazing scenery on eath me thinks. Both nature AND women.

QUOTE(jrock8 @ May 7 2007, 08:56 PM)
pics?  :drama:

(ok, and fine... i'll admit i'm curious... tell the damn story too) :nahnah:
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yeah make with the story....and the pics.
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Puppet
post May 8 2007, 08:56 PM
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Geez.. we'll die waiting!
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bondiguy
post May 9 2007, 12:34 AM
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QUOTE(jrock8 @ May 7 2007, 10:56 PM)
pics?  :drama:

(ok, and fine... i'll admit i'm curious... tell the damn story too) :nahnah:
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Well it was in Coco Bongo, one girl was dancing on the bar and they have wind machines that blow up the skirts of girls (A stroke of genius if you ask me) so anyway this girl was up there, skirt blown up when these guys started the chant, "Show us your tits, Show us your tits" and she obliged, which sent off a chain reaction of about 5 or 6 girls.

So there I was, nicely fucked up on tequila and I turned to the guy next to me and said the now infamous line. No pics unfortunately, I could barely lift my glass ot my mouth at this stage
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Puppet
post May 9 2007, 12:35 AM
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Goood time good times!
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bondiguy
post May 9 2007, 12:37 AM
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QUOTE(Puppet @ May 9 2007, 12:35 AM)
Goood time good times!
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Yes sir, I swore then and there that one day, I will return to Cancun :thumbup:
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Puppet
post May 9 2007, 12:37 AM
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yea.. im going either this year or next haven't decided
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bondiguy
post May 9 2007, 12:50 AM
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QUOTE(Puppet @ May 9 2007, 12:37 AM)
yea.. im going either this year or next haven't decided
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Whats the best month to go?
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Puppet
post May 9 2007, 12:56 AM
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feb or march during spring break... OMFG .. girls everrrrrrrrrrrry fucking where!! all horny wanting to get laid college girls!!!.. YUM
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bondiguy
post May 9 2007, 01:03 AM
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QUOTE(Puppet @ May 9 2007, 12:56 AM)
feb or march during spring break... OMFG .. girls everrrrrrrrrrrry fucking where!! all horny wanting to get laid college girls!!!.. YUM
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Dear lord what a world we live in, so early march it is :thumbup:
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Puppet
post May 9 2007, 01:09 AM
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yup... it happens shortly after Mardi Gras.. my other favorite holiday!!!!
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bondiguy
post May 9 2007, 01:20 AM
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yup... it happens shortly after Mardi Gras.. my other favorite holiday!!!!
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maybe I could combine the two???
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Puppet
post May 9 2007, 01:23 AM
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Fuck we need to party with each other FOR the Two!!!
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bondiguy
post May 9 2007, 01:33 AM
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Fuck we need to party with each other FOR the Two!!!
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I'll start the liver cleansing now
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Puppet
post May 9 2007, 01:37 AM
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Shit i got told by the doc to stop drinking long ago.. hahah needless to say im not on a donor list LOL
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bondiguy
post May 9 2007, 01:40 AM
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QUOTE(Puppet @ May 9 2007, 01:37 AM)
Shit i got told by the doc to stop drinking long ago.. hahah needless to say im not on a donor list LOL
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Haha the kid would be better off with his own failing liver :P
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Puppet
post May 9 2007, 01:45 AM
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hahahahahah..
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Gnappster
post May 9 2007, 11:18 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ May 8 2007, 10:34 PM)
Well it was in Coco Bongo, one girl was dancing on the bar and they have wind machines that blow up the skirts of girls (A stroke of genius if you ask me) so anyway this girl was up there, skirt blown up when these guys started the chant, "Show us your tits, Show us your tits" and she obliged, which sent off a chain reaction of about 5 or 6 girls.

So there I was, nicely fucked up on tequila and I turned to the guy next to me and said the now infamous line. No pics unfortunately, I could barely lift my glass ot my mouth at this stage
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now THAT sounds like my kinda party! (IMG:http://www.hacksawed.com/forum/images/smilies/badassbuddy_com-alcoholics.gif)

QUOTE(bondiguy @ May 8 2007, 11:20 PM)
maybe I could combine the two???
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College Gras or Mardi Break?

QUOTE(Puppet @ May 8 2007, 11:37 PM)
Shit i got told by the doc to stop drinking long ago.. hahah needless to say im not on a donor list LOL
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True, but I bet you're on the recipient list :P
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bondiguy
post May 10 2007, 03:43 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 9 2007, 11:18 AM)
now THAT sounds like my kinda party!

College Gras or Mardi Break?

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Fuck yeah, best night of my life.... Ohh apart from that wedding thing :P

I like Mardi Break... has more Zing!
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Gnappster
post May 10 2007, 11:20 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ May 10 2007, 01:43 AM)
Fuck yeah, best night of my life.... Ohh apart from that wedding thing :P

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even better than that time you found a penny on the floor? :o
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Macdonald
post May 10 2007, 12:11 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 10 2007, 11:20 AM)
even better than that time you found a penny on the floor?  :o
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not quite the same but

Homer: Awww, but I wanted a peanut

Homer's Brain: Money can buy many peanuts

Homer: Explain how

Homer's Brain: Money can be used in the exchange of goods

Homer: Woo Hoo *slips on peanut*

:roflmao: :roflmao:
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bondiguy
post May 11 2007, 03:41 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 10 2007, 11:20 AM)
even better than that time you found a penny on the floor?  :o
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AND the day I frolicked in the fountain of beer from that over turned truck!
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Puppet
post May 11 2007, 04:14 AM
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quote whores!!
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bondiguy
post May 11 2007, 10:22 PM
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quote whores!!
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Ay Curumba :P
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Puppet
post May 12 2007, 06:10 PM
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lol~
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