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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.

yea probably not but its alot like it sounds lolol

Where the fuck are you hiding goofball.. I can whore this shit alone.. but dammit it sure takes some of the fun out of it

sorta like sex :P

Still playing dodgeball whilst wearing his tuque???

haha, I only wore the tuque while driving to play dodgeball

More like playing pocket pool wearing one Jorks many thongs!

how do you know about jork's many thongs? but you're bang on the money about the pocket pool :ph34r:



I think I mentioned it, but I went to a training seminar in Calgary last Thurs and Fri. But in all your defences, even I don't read my posts.
It was OK, but the drive sucked and was kinda borning. But I drank pretty much all the way up and back so that helped.
Then Saturday and Sunday I was busy and Monday was a holiday here so I was MIA again. The I come back Tuesday and have to try and catch up on about 6000 posts. I'm reading every thread but if I try and post in every one (like usual) I'll be here til St. Swithen's Day :wacko:

sorta like sex :P
haha, I only wore the tuque while driving to play dodgeball
how do you know about jork's many thongs? but you're bang on the money about the pocket pool  :ph34r:
I think I mentioned it, but I went to a training seminar in Calgary last Thurs and Fri. But in all your defences, even I don't read my posts.
It was OK, but the drive sucked and was kinda borning. But I drank pretty much all the way up and back so that helped.
Then Saturday and Sunday I was busy and Monday was a holiday here so I was MIA again. The I come back Tuesday and have to try and catch up on about 6000 posts. I'm reading every thread but if I try and post in every one (like usual) I'll be here til St. Swithen's Day :wacko:

so how was the road trip? I hope your boss didn't get you drunk and coerce you into giving him road head... again.

so how was the road trip?  I hope your boss didn't get you drunk and coerce you into giving him road head... again.

It was OK. My boss is really high strung so he talks non stop morning to night so it can get a little much. So I went down to the fitness room one night to go for a run on the treadmill, but also just for some peace and quiet. But he decided to come too. He just pissed around with the weights but talked the entire time anyway. I was running hard and it wa hot in there so I was just concentrating on what I was doing, and he asking me questions non stop. I felt like telling him to STFU for a second but I refrained.
And about the road head...I had a cold sore this time. :ph34r:

It was OK. My boss is really high strung so he talks non stop morning to night so it can get a little much. So I went down to the fitness room one night to go for a run on the treadmill, but also just for some peace and quiet. But he decided to come too. He just pissed around with the weights but talked the entire time anyway. I was running hard and it wa hot in there so I was just concentrating on what I was doing, and he asking me questions non stop. I felt like telling him to STFU for a second but I refrained.
And about the road head...I had a cold sore this time.  :ph34r:

I can see where that would be extremely irritating. i hate when people are so invasive like that (uh-oh, burn potential). And he probably couldnt' even give a shit about what you have to see. He just sees you as another audience to talk to about himself and his concerns. drives me F-ing nuts. My mother-in-law is the exact same way.

And whodda thought a cold sore could come in handy? :unsure:

I can see where that would be extremely irritating.  i hate when people are so invasive like that (uh-oh, burn potential).  And he probably couldnt' even give a shit about what you have to see.  He just sees you as another audience to talk to about himself and his concerns.  drives me F-ing nuts.   My mother-in-law is the exact same way.

And whodda thought a cold sore could come in handy? :unsure:

That's a perfect summary of my thoughts. I pretty much don't start any conversations or discuss much of any part of my life, cuz he usually just ends turning it around into his own conversation about his own experience or he tells you the way it should be done whether he has any real knowledge of the subject or not. He's a nice guy and all, just the way he is.

That's a perfect summary of my thoughts. I pretty much don't start any conversations or discuss much of any part of my life, cuz he usually just ends turning it around into his own conversation about his own experience or he tells you the way it should be done whether he has any real knowledge of the subject or not. He's a nice guy and all, just the way he is.

You know, my mother-in-law was adopted. I bet that's her long-lost brother. they are very alike in that way

You know, my mother-in-law was adopted.  I bet that's her long-lost brother.  they are very alike in that way

Is this her? ;)

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Is this her? ;)

haha. She made possible the best Fred moment in history. "Now sit down and shut up!!!" Sons-in-law everywhere could relate.

haha.  She made possible the best Fred moment in history.  "Now sit down and shut up!!!"  Sons-in-law everywhere could relate.

"I love my mother in law, I love my mother in law"

"I love my mother in law, I love my mother in law"

Im sure you have !!!!

I'm reading every thread but if I try and post in every one (like usual) I'll be here til St. Swithen's Day :wacko:

Sorry about that, take out Puppet and myself there is really only 35 posts!

Is it St Swithen's Day already???

Is it St Swithen's Day already???

'tis! :thumbup:
wow, that was obscure!

haha. You and jeeves are the only ones I've ever seen do that. :lol:

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haha.  You and jeeves are the only ones I've ever seen do that. :lol:

are we to assume he printed a thread off , so he didnt have to run back to the computer from the bathroom ????? :whatever:

haha.  You and jeeves are the only ones I've ever seen do that. :lol:

I'm an innovator I tells ya!
You'll see what that was all about here

'tis!  :thumbup:
wow, that was obscure!

:lol: What is obscure to most is common knowledge to me....

Was when Bart broke his leg and he was reading his play to Lisa until she agreed to go into Flanders house and investigate the screaming he had heard!

'Tis replied aunt Helga

:lol: What is obscure to most is common knowledge to me....

Was when Bart broke his leg and he was reading his play to Lisa until she agreed to go into Flanders house and investigate the screaming he had heard!

'Tis replied aunt Helga

I was listening to the radio last year and he announced it was St. Swithen's Day. I think I was about the only person to have ever heard of that, all thanks to zinc! I mean the Simpsons.

I was listening to the radio last year and he announced it was St. Swithen's Day. I think I was about the only person to have ever heard of that, all thanks to zinc! I mean the Simpsons.

There actually IS a St Swithens day??? :lol:

WTF is it?

There actually IS a St Swithens day??? :lol:

WTF is it?

Yup, July 15th.

For more information visit your local library or get bored right here

Yup, July 15th.

For more information visit your local library or get bored right here

I can't believe I actually CLICKED that link :P

I have heard of lame Saints but the St of rainfall? :P

I have heard of lame Saints but the St of rainfall? :P

I never got that far.

I never got that far.

Ohh... I guess curioisity got the better of me.

You never know when that is going to come up in Pub Trivia :thumbup:

I never got that far.

towards the end of the article, which I barely skimmed, they do give props to the Simpsons reference.

towards the end of the article, which I barely skimmed, they do give props to the Simpsons reference.

Holy shit that's too funny!!!

"On the television show The Simpsons, Bart mentions Saint Swithun's day in a play he wrote in the episode "Bart of Darkness". "

Holy shit that's too funny!!!

"On the television show The Simpsons, Bart mentions Saint Swithun's day in a play he wrote in the episode "Bart of Darkness". "

There are probably Simpsons references on 95% of Wiki pages :lol:

There are probably Simpsons references on 95% of Wiki pages :lol:

I wish they had simpsons references on boob sites. it could really enhance one's browsing experience.

There are probably Simpsons references on 95% of Wiki pages :lol:

You are probably right there!

I wish they had simpsons references on boob sites.  it could really enhance one's browsing experience.

Wow, if only!

What a world we'd live in!

You are probably right there!
Wow, if only!

What a world we'd live in!

yeah that'd be sweet.