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Anyone else get about a million emails from Ali Reza a day? I'm sure he is a legitimate businessman and all but despite my best spam filtering, his ads keep getting through.

Anyone else get about a million emails from Ali Reza a day? I'm sure he is a legitimate businessman and all but despite my best spam filtering, his ads keep getting through.

sounds familiar. iw as going to jpg my screen if I did hvae one from him. but I just emptied my trashbin before lunch, so there's no way to know.

I do, however, have an email from Virgie Maurer. She says I can get her medications at a special price. :rolleyes:

sounds familiar.  iw as going to jpg my screen if I did hvae one from him.  but I just emptied my trashbin before lunch, so there's no way to know.

I do, however, have an email from Virgie Maurer.  She says I can get her medications at a special price. :rolleyes:

well maybe I'm not getting enough...estrogen :wacko:

From Bondi's thread:

Problem solved.

:roflmao:

cross thread quoting? what's next, cross board quoting.

oh yeah, and I knew someone would be a smartass about the pussy thing.

Yeah well I clicked on this thread thinking it was hell's gate or Kiana's hottub :ph34r:

you need a feminine touch in here...

WOW... you just find new ways to raise the bar (and my bar for that matter)!

That mesh top is all kinds of sexy! :niceones:

you need a feminine touch in here...

dear lord, thats one hell of a pic :thumbup:

:roflmao:
Yeah well I clicked on this thread thinking it was hell's gate or Kiana's hottub :ph34r:

haha, that was a kickin place

you need a feminine touch in here...

I don't know what I did to deserve that but tell me what it is so I can keep doing it!
The see-thru top, the lack of bottoms...you always know what we want to see!

haha, that was a kickin place

Thanks for spotting my cross board ref! :P

well I'm off to play dodgeball, drink beer, and eat pizza.
the debut of the jagermeister inspired jerseys is tonight.

keep the lipstick off your dipstck!

That is all.

well I'm off to play dodgeball, drink beer, and eat pizza.
the debut of the jagermeister inspired jerseys is tonight.

keep the lipstick off your dipstck!

That is all.

Let me know how the power of the Hunt Master helps you?

Later dude :drinkup:

dodgeball? are you serious? i guess we are all athletes in our own way. Good luck!

dodgeball?  are you serious?  i guess we are all athletes in our own way.  Good luck!

I honestly thought they only played that in elementary school and on that movie with ben Stiller... who knew there were actual competitions?

WRONG they dont' play that in elementary school P.E.

Sorry...we do learn a great deal. Actually we are working on Force friction gravity and resistence right now. Not throwing objects at other children in order to get them out!` hate to burst anyone bubbles...that doesn't really happen to much. As for ben stiller...

I honestly thought they only played that in elementary school and on that movie with ben Stiller... who knew there were actual competitions?

Good Luck! Is it still last man standing wins, or last man on a team?

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WRONG they dont' play that in elementary school P.E. 

Sorry...we do learn a great deal.  Actually we are working on Force friction gravity and resistence right now.  Not throwing objects at other children in order to get them out!`  hate to burst anyone bubbles...that doesn't really happen to much.  As for ben stiller...

They learn that shit in Elementary school?

Damn I studied Sports Science in ghigh school as well as P.E and Sports, Lifestyle and recreation and I really didn't learn squat about bio mechanics until I was 15?

Besides, we spent most of the time playing sports :P

2nd grade doll!

our 3rd/4th graders are working on center of gravity and what it means within our gymnastics studies!

yeah i'd have to say we are above and beyond what people think. :) my students know most of the muscles in their bodies and what they allow our body to do! deltoids trapezius etc! :)

2nd grade doll! 

our 3rd/4th graders are working on center of gravity and what it means within our gymnastics studies! 

yeah i'd have to say we are above and beyond what people think.  :)  my students know most of the muscles in their bodies and what they allow our body to do!  deltoids trapezius etc!  :)

I gotta say I'd have listened more in school if you were up near the blackboard! haha

I am amazed, I didnt know traps, delts and shit till high school.

My fav muscle is still sternocloidomastoid (forgive spelling)

:) they are smart little things that's for sure. They have no choice i guess. :) i am not hot at work! sorry for the sad news on that. :(

Sternocleidomastoid- a muscle in the neck.

Sternocleidomastoid- a muscle in the neck.

I still remember that one, and yes, i knew it was in the neck.

I also remember the other little fact that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body? and the Glutes the biggest?

I still remember that one, and yes, i knew it was in the neck.

I also remember the other little fact that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body? and the Glutes the biggest?

I always thought that too, but actually the jaw muscle is the strongest.

From Winipedia:
The unexplained statement that "the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body" appears frequently in lists of surprising facts, but it is difficult to find any definition of "strength" that would make this statement true. Note that the tongue consists of sixteen muscles, not one.

dodgeball?  are you serious?  i guess we are all athletes in our own way.  Good luck!

Ouch! Way to make a brother feel bad :(
Dodgeball is way cool fun. If you go out and play a hard and fast game, most people will be sucking wind after a few games with no subs. I do CrossFit and I consider my conditioning pretty good and I even start getting tired at times.
It's a different game when you have 10 year old kids playing compared to 20-30 year olds, some of which are very good athletes and have canons for arms.
First and foremost it's a rec league and we're out to have fun but c'mon it's not like we're playing darts.
And as far as athletes, I do CrossFit, weight train, try to train some MMA when I can(UFC fighting), distance run and interval train so there :P

I honestly thought they only played that in elementary school and on that movie with ben Stiller... who knew there were actual competitions?

The movie has spawned tons of leagues in Canada

I still remember that one, and yes, i knew it was in the neck.

I also remember the other little fact that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body? and the Glutes the biggest?

I always thought that too, but actually the jaw muscle is the strongest.

From Winipedia:
The unexplained statement that "the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body" appears frequently in lists of surprising facts, but it is difficult to find any definition of "strength" that would make this statement true. Note that the tongue consists of sixteen muscles, not one.

Yeah, I always wondered how the tongue could be considered the "strongest" muscle in the body. It all depends on how one qualifies it.
The tongue isn't anchored on both ends to any bones like the other muscles in the body so it kinda makes it hard to measure its "strength". Since it doesn't for a lever as compred to say the biceps it's hard to comapare the two. If my tongue is so strong. Why can't I lift little barbells with it. Well maybe I could, but they would have to be pretty small :lol:
It makes sense that the tongue contains multiple muscles, cuz the only function of a muscle is to contract and relax. So if the tongue was only one muscle it wouldn't be able roll/twist give great oral sex with :eatme:
Geeze, I think I put too much thought into all this :wacko:

Ouch! Way to make a brother feel bad  :(
Dodgeball is way cool fun. If you go out and play a hard and fast game, most people will be sucking wind after a few games with no subs. I do CrossFit and I consider my conditioning pretty good and I even start getting tired at times.
It's a different game when you have 10 year old kids playing compared to 20-30 year olds, some of which are very good athletes and have canons for arms.
First and foremost it's a rec league and we're out to have fun but c'mon it's not like we're playing darts.
And as far as athletes, I do CrossFit, weight train, try to train some MMA when I can(UFC fighting), distance run and interval train so there :P
The movie has spawned tons of leagues in Canada
Yeah, I always wondered how the tongue could be considered the "strongest" muscle in the body. It all depends on how one qualifies it.
The tongue isn't anchored on both ends to any bones like the other muscles in the body so it kinda makes it hard to measure its "strength". Since it doesn't for a lever as compred to say the biceps it's hard to comapare the two. If my tongue is so strong. Why can't I lift little barbells with it. Well maybe I could, but they would have to be pretty small :lol:
It makes sense that the tongue contains multiple muscles, cuz the only function of a muscle is to contract and relax. So if the tongue was only one muscle it wouldn't be able roll/twist give great oral sex with  :eatme:
Geeze, I think I put too much thought into all this :wacko:

Yeah, maybe this should have gone in the "What RMM has taught me" thread.

I always thought that too, but actually the jaw muscle is the strongest.

From Winipedia:
The unexplained statement that "the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body" appears frequently in lists of surprising facts, but it is difficult to find any definition of "strength" that would make this statement true. Note that the tongue consists of sixteen muscles, not one.

I love this sort of useless trivia... thanks for adding to my worthless collection of shit to know :thumbup:

Gnappy, I can imagine it'd be a pretty tough game. I play touch football (rugby league) and I always cop shit because it's only touch but the speed and agility not to mention aerobic fitness you need to play this game is far greater than conventional rugby

It makes sense that the tongue contains multiple muscles, cuz the only function of a muscle is to contract and relax. So if the tongue was only one muscle it wouldn't be able roll/twist give great oral sex with  :eatme:
Geeze, I think I put too much thought into all this :wacko:

Ohh, now I'm putting thought into it :eatme: :eatme:

Ohh, now I'm putting thought into it  :eatme:  :eatme:

That's gotta be a good thing!

Where the fuck are you hiding goofball.. I can whore this shit alone.. but dammit it sure takes some of the fun out of it

Where the fuck are you hiding goofball.. I can whore this shit alone.. but dammit it sure takes some of the fun out of it

Still playing dodgeball whilst wearing his tuque???

More like playing pocket pool wearing one Jorks many thongs!

More like playing pocket pool wearing one Jorks many thongs!

I dont even wanna know what that means :P