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Gnappster
post Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.
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Gnappster
post Jan 19 2007, 04:13 PM
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QUOTE(Seymour @ Jan 19 2007, 02:09 PM)
Happy Birthday

No presents, just best wishes.
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Thanks, dude.
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Assfucker
post Jan 19 2007, 04:28 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 19 2007, 02:46 PM)
probably pics of gay people's mutiliated genitals.
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:ph34r:
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bondiguy
post Jan 19 2007, 04:32 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 19 2007, 08:52 AM)
Im throwing a party in his honour :cheers:
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Missed :ph34r:

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 19 2007, 11:19 AM)
Happy birthday, you old fart!!!

I almost forgot it was your birthday, but then I remembered it's the same day as the dog's.

Here's a present for you.  I'm sending you a box. :)  the box is empty, though.  You see, the gift isn't really the package, it's the one delivering it. :thumbup:
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Spotted and I have seen that pic b4, but still.... WOW

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 19 2007, 01:58 PM)
In this rare case, it was the lesser of 2 evils.
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Just like Mayor Quimby
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Gnappster
post Jan 19 2007, 04:47 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 19 2007, 02:32 PM)
Missed :ph34r:
Spotted and I have seen that pic b4, but still.... WOW
Just like Mayor Quimby
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I'm getting slow in my old age :unsure:
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Blond Bombshell
post Jan 19 2007, 04:48 PM
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Happy Birthday there dear . Hope you enjoy it :cheers:


& man do you guys bring out the worst in AF

How does that happen??
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Assfucker
post Jan 19 2007, 04:50 PM
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QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Jan 19 2007, 04:48 PM)
Happy Birthday there dear . Hope you enjoy it :cheers:
& man do you guys bring out the worst in AF

How does that happen??
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I got a target on my ass :letsfuck:
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natalie
post Jan 19 2007, 04:51 PM
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QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jan 19 2007, 04:50 PM)
:huh:
I got a target on my ass :letsfuck:
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I think it's more like they have targets on their ass. :lol:
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Gnappster
post Jan 19 2007, 04:56 PM
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QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Jan 19 2007, 02:48 PM)
Happy Birthday there dear . Hope you enjoy it :cheers:
& man do you guys bring out the worst in AF

How does that happen??
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thanks!
and I thought this was AF's best behaviour :lol:

QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 19 2007, 02:51 PM)
I think it's more like they have targets on their ass. :lol:
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it's just a big daisy chain around here :P
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bondiguy
post Jan 19 2007, 04:56 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 19 2007, 04:47 PM)
I'm getting slow in my old age  :unsure:
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Maybe the Gnappster gene kicks in at 30?
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natalie
post Jan 19 2007, 04:58 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 19 2007, 04:56 PM)
Maybe the Gnappster gene kicks in at 30?
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lol. I love how Barts grades went from A's to a skull and bones. :lol:
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bondiguy
post Jan 19 2007, 05:00 PM
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QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 19 2007, 04:58 PM)
lol. I love how Barts grades went from A's to a skull and bones. :lol:
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:lol: well done Natalie... that is pretty funny!
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Gnappster
post Jan 19 2007, 05:02 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 19 2007, 02:56 PM)
Maybe the Gnappster gene kicks in at 30?
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QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 19 2007, 02:58 PM)
lol. I love how Barts grades went from A's to a skull and bones. :lol:
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haha nat's on fire!
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bondiguy
post Jan 19 2007, 05:06 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 19 2007, 05:02 PM)
haha nat's on fire!
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Yes, she is one fine lady, but what man can tame her?
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hott1976
post Jan 19 2007, 06:49 PM
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Is it your birthday? I'm tryin not to read but that's the vibe i'm gettin in here....
you know also, some things are just above my head. ~3d
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hott1976
post Jan 19 2007, 07:09 PM
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ok ok i see! YOU ARE 30 you old fuck you! HOpe you are feeling depressed...like i was a few month ago. lol
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bondiguy
post Jan 19 2007, 07:34 PM
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QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 19 2007, 07:09 PM)
ok ok i see!  YOU ARE 30 you old fuck you!  HOpe you are feeling depressed...like i was a few month ago.   lol
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I can think of ways that you can cheer him up :niceones:
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hott1976
post Jan 19 2007, 07:36 PM
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OK Happy Birthday big daddy!

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bondiguy
post Jan 19 2007, 07:38 PM
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QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 19 2007, 07:36 PM)
OK  Happy Birthday big daddy!
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Hooray!
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hott1976
post Jan 19 2007, 07:57 PM
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i'm totally not a fan on my hanging titties! But if it helps the old age feeling, the i'm turning 30 feeling.... so be it!
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natalie
post Jan 19 2007, 08:02 PM
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QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 19 2007, 07:57 PM)
i'm totally not a fan on my hanging titties!  But if it helps the old age feeling, the i'm turning 30 feeling.... so be it!
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The more pics I see of you hott, the more I appreciate just how nice a body you have. :niceones:
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ddd35
post Jan 19 2007, 08:04 PM
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QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 19 2007, 08:02 PM)
The more pics I see of you hott, the more I appreciate just how nice a body you have. :niceones:
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I would simply have to agree ..
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ddd35
post Jan 19 2007, 08:06 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 19 2007, 08:52 AM)
Im throwing a party in his honour :cheers:
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I just assume this means your the pivot man ? since your hosting ? :nahnah:
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Bobaloo
post Jan 20 2007, 11:00 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 19 2007, 07:34 PM)
I can think of ways that you can cheer him up :niceones:
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Way to coerce the ladies... and then actually have it work :thumbup:
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Bobaloo
post Jan 20 2007, 11:00 AM
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QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 19 2007, 07:36 PM)
OK  Happy Birthday big daddy!
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crawl to me hott!!!
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bondiguy
post Jan 20 2007, 10:27 PM
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QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 19 2007, 08:02 PM)
The more pics I see of you hott, the more I appreciate just how nice a body you have. :niceones:
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She has one hell of a body that is for damn sure

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 20 2007, 11:00 AM)
Way to coerce the ladies... and then actually have it work :thumbup:
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I try my best for the brothers
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ddd35
post Jan 21 2007, 12:19 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 20 2007, 10:27 PM)
I try my best for the brothers
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LArry, Curly and MOE :cheers:
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Gnappster
post Jan 22 2007, 01:31 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 19 2007, 03:06 PM)
Yes, she is one fine lady, but what man can tame her?
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spotted(old school ralph) :thumbup:

QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 19 2007, 05:09 PM)
ok ok i see!  YOU ARE 30 you old fuck you!  HOpe you are feeling depressed...like i was a few month ago.   lol
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I feel great!

QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 19 2007, 05:36 PM)
OK  Happy Birthday big daddy!
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And now I feel even better! :niceones:
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bondiguy
post Jan 22 2007, 11:08 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 22 2007, 01:31 PM)
spotted(old school ralph) :thumbup:

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Wow... even down to the fact it was before Ralph became stupid! well done...

and the "I threw a party in his honour" was the future epispode where Lisa is set to marry a Hugh Grant type character and Bart goes to a strip club!
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Bobaloo
post Jan 22 2007, 11:56 PM
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so how was your bday weekend Gnappy???


I was going to post a pic of moe getting bitten by a dog (or maybe it was a snake) on his birthday, and then another one where he nearly gets his eyes pecked by a bird. I was then going to ask you if your 30th bday made your top 3 or your top 10. But I can't find the frames, and I can't even find the capsule. I don't know if I dreamed the episode or what, but I can picture moe and Lisa standing outside. Oh, well. Maybe it's just a really new ep or something.

anyway, so did this birthday fall in the top 3 or the top 10??
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bondiguy
post Jan 22 2007, 11:59 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 22 2007, 11:56 PM)
so how was your bday weekend Gnappy???
I was going to post a pic of moe getting bitten by a dog (or maybe it was a snake) on his birthday, and then another one where he nearly gets his eyes pecked by a bird.  I was then going to ask you if your 30th bday made your top 3 or your top 10.  But I can't find the frames, and I can't even find the capsule.  I don't know if I dreamed the episode or what, but I can picture moe and Lisa standing outside.  Oh, well.  Maybe it's just a really new ep or something.

anyway, so did this birthday fall in the top 3 or the top 10??
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pass the blunt dude :pimpers:
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