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| tera |
Dec 29 2006, 04:37 PM
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Come on, odds are if you are posting on this site girls you've got a good story or two. I sure even the guys have some as well. My hubby started me off with exposing myself a little here and there, bending over with a low cut top, no panties and giving a peek to all out nude and getting seen. Even sex in public places! Now i'm into it and it gives me such a rush to watch a guys eyes light-up when he sees something he wasn't expecting to. So come on and tell me some of your stories so I can use your ideas to keep it exciting. I start: The reason I came up with starting a thread came to me today. I was coming home driving into my neighborhood and saw the meterman reading meters at the entrance so I assumed he hadn't gotten to my street yet and if I got set-up in time I could give him a show. I noticed during the summer he had to come into our backyard to read our meter and that is when I got the idea to have a little fun. I'm in south florida and it's right a 80 degrees to day so perfect time to set-up my plan. I got home and rushed through the house and got my lawnchair, a bottled water, sprayer filled with water and my walkman. Set-up my chair a few feet from the meter[ good thing we have a privacy fence although one of our neighbors, he has seen me plenty of times] put on my walkman and sunglasses and got completely nude. The water sprayer I keep in the shade so the water is cool when I spray myself, it keeps the nips alert! After what seemed like forever but only 30 min or so I could see him through the cracks in the fence approaching the gate. I played as if I was oblivious to anything with my radio on and my eyes closed [ but not all the way, I wanted to see his reaction]. He peeked over the fence [probably looking for dogs] and got an eye full, I was facing him and he just got a full beaver. He didn't stop looking right away and I didn't let on I knew he was there at first. After a few seconds I sat up to get a drink and pulled my radio off, he must of heard my radio because he announced he was there to check my meter. I giggled a second and told him to come on back, once he opened the fence I was sitting there in all my glory smiling at him and told him he had probably already seen me anyways. He was a bit startled but admitted he always peeks over to look for dogs when he has to go into backyards. The ice was broken and he proceeded to shut the gate behind him and walk on up to me to read the meter. I asked him if this has ever happen to him before and he said most girls cover-up once he announces he there. I said what is the use if he has already checked me out, he turned towards me with a grin and said "oh I did". I told him I hoped he liked what he saw and it made his day as he turned to leave, he turned back around and came right up to my chair and said his name was Ron and this is a day he would not soon forget. He wished me happy new year and left but not before turning on more time to get another look! I had to get this thread started right away while the events were so fresh in my mind. Now hubby needs to get home, i've got some excitement to work off!
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| ddd35 |
Jan 12 2007, 03:38 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 12 2007, 03:30 PM) Actually, I think you're about the only one here who would even think to put it that way. :gay: ya know its just a good thing for you the other 2 stooges bail ya out your wit is really off these days , either that or evade stole your password .. :P and besides if ya go back thru some of the stuff you missed while you were grounded youd find a couple of the ladies said the gay thing first i just repeated what i read ....
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| Bobaloo |
Jan 12 2007, 03:48 PM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 12 2007, 03:38 PM) ya know its just a good thing for you the other 2 stooges bail ya out your wit is really off these days , either that or evade stole your password .. :P and besides if ya go back thru some of the stuff you missed while you were grounded youd find a couple of the ladies said the gay thing first i just repeated what i read .... Uruguay. hehehehe
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| Gnappster |
Jan 12 2007, 03:53 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 12 2007, 01:48 PM) I'm glad I'm not from that place.
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| bondiguy |
Jan 12 2007, 05:54 PM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 12 2007, 03:38 PM) ya know its just a good thing for you the other 2 stooges bail ya out your wit is really off these days , either that or evade stole your password .. :P and besides if ya go back thru some of the stuff you missed while you were grounded youd find a couple of the ladies said the gay thing first i just repeated what i read .... POT/Kettle! QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 12 2007, 03:53 PM) I'm glad I'm not from that place. Im from Rand McNally originally
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| Bobaloo |
Jan 12 2007, 06:10 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 12 2007, 05:54 PM) POT/Kettle! Im from Rand McNally originally I visted that place once.
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| bondiguy |
Jan 12 2007, 06:12 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 12 2007, 06:10 PM) I visted that place once. Were pppl wearing hats on their feet?
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| Gnappster |
Jan 12 2007, 06:22 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 12 2007, 04:12 PM) Were pppl wearing hats on their feet? and did hamburgers eat people?
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| bondiguy |
Jan 12 2007, 06:24 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 12 2007, 06:22 PM) and did hamburgers eat people? Thats the way they roll down in Rand McNally
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| MrMike1952 |
Jan 12 2007, 06:49 PM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 11 2007, 07:05 PM) you make Bondi and Gnappy and Bobaloo sound really dirty and perverted when you put it that way .. which makes sense :2thumbsup: :nahnah: Oh. <_< I was thinking of myself.
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| Bobaloo |
Jan 12 2007, 06:59 PM
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QUOTE(MrMike1952 @ Jan 12 2007, 06:49 PM) Oh. <_< I was thinking of myself. I think of myself when I masturbate. I mean, um, nevermind :wacko:
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| bondiguy |
Jan 12 2007, 07:04 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 12 2007, 06:59 PM) I think of myself when I masturbate. I mean, um, nevermind :wacko: I have to stand over there now :blink:
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| MrMike1952 |
Jan 12 2007, 07:31 PM
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QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 11 2007, 07:12 PM) go check out my top melons thread then come back and imagine. LOL [SIZE=7][FONT=Geneva][COLOR=red]WOW[COLOR=red][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial] :bonerfied: I started at the beginning and learned all sorts of interesting information. Like that you are a teacher. You don't like the word boobies to describe your delightful breasts. And you play soccer. But the pics on the early pages seemed to be missing. So, I decided to start w/ the last pages. That immediately produced this reaction. :bonerfied: Oh, I said that already. I had gone through a lot of your pics on the ratings board. You got all top ratings from me. So now, I'm back I've been imagining what happens next?
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| MrMike1952 |
Jan 12 2007, 07:34 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 12 2007, 06:59 PM) I think of myself when I masturbate. I mean, um, nevermind :wacko: That way, you can fantasize about someone who loves you.
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| ddd35 |
Jan 13 2007, 08:28 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 12 2007, 05:54 PM) POT/Kettle! Im from Rand McNally originally I never claimed to have any WIT just allot of sarcasim .
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| Bobaloo |
Jan 13 2007, 11:46 AM
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QUOTE(MrMike1952 @ Jan 12 2007, 07:34 PM) That way, you can fantasize about someone who loves you. bingo :thumbup:
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| ddd35 |
Jan 14 2007, 09:33 AM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 13 2007, 11:46 AM) :thumbup:
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| bondiguy |
Jan 15 2007, 12:39 AM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 13 2007, 08:28 AM) I never claimed to have any WIT just allot of sarcasim . is sarcasim like sarcasm? Im not too sure :P
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| ddd35 |
Jan 15 2007, 09:54 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 15 2007, 12:39 AM) is sarcasim like sarcasm? Im not too sure :P :thumbup:
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| hott1976 |
Jan 15 2007, 10:48 AM
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a lot...that's how you spell it
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| Gnappster |
Jan 15 2007, 12:13 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 12 2007, 04:59 PM) I think of myself when I masturbate. I mean, um, nevermind :wacko: That's disturbing but it reminds me of a funny Conan O'Brian bit where Max Weinberg released a new video of Max having sex with Max. They showed a preview of Max making love to himself, cutting back and forth between him playing the "thruster"and "thrustee" Disturbing? Yes. Hilarious? Of course. QUOTE(MrMike1952 @ Jan 12 2007, 05:34 PM) That way, you can fantasize about someone who loves you. :lol: QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 13 2007, 06:28 AM) I never claimed to have any WIT just allot of sarcasim . QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 14 2007, 10:39 PM) is sarcasim like sarcasm? Im not too sure :P It's pretty much the same but without the humour.
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| ddd35 |
Jan 16 2007, 10:21 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 15 2007, 12:13 PM) That's disturbing but it reminds me of a funny Conan O'Brian bit where Max Weinberg released a new video of Max having sex with Max. They showed a preview of Max making love to himself, cutting back and forth between him playing the "thruster"and "thrustee" Disturbing? Yes. Hilarious? Of course. :lol: It's pretty much the same but without the humour. Again your learning :thumbup:
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| bondiguy |
Jan 17 2007, 12:37 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 15 2007, 12:13 PM) It's pretty much the same but without the humour. well that makes a world of sense :thumbup:
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| ddd35 |
Jan 17 2007, 10:24 AM
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QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 15 2007, 10:48 AM) a lot...that's how you spell it aRE you sure better google it ! :crazydude:
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| MrMike1952 |
Jan 18 2007, 05:29 PM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 17 2007, 10:24 AM) aRE you sure better google it ! :crazydude: There are 3,500,000,000 google hits for "it." :P
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| ddd35 |
Jan 18 2007, 05:30 PM
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QUOTE(MrMike1952 @ Jan 18 2007, 05:29 PM) There are 3,500,000,000 google hits for "it." :P UMMM thats good to know ... NOT :P
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| Gnappster |
Jan 18 2007, 05:46 PM
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QUOTE(MrMike1952 @ Jan 18 2007, 03:29 PM) There are 3,500,000,000 google hits for "it." :P Pt a "t"in front of it and it jumps to 7,500,000,000 .
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| ddd35 |
Jan 18 2007, 05:48 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 18 2007, 05:46 PM) Pt a "t"in front of it and it jumps to 7,500,000,000 . Now that is exciting ... :party-smiley-048:
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| Bobaloo |
Jan 18 2007, 05:57 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 18 2007, 05:46 PM) Pt a "t"in front of it and it jumps to 7,500,000,000 . put a U in the middle of "pt" and it makes more sense. :thumbup: but you post was funny nonetheless.
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| Bobaloo |
Jan 18 2007, 05:59 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 12 2007, 05:54 PM) POT/Kettle!Im from Rand McNally originally I just found this and had to slap it up somewhere where it would be appropriate. Attached image(s)
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| Gnappster |
Jan 18 2007, 06:00 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 18 2007, 03:57 PM) put a U in the middle of "pt" and it makes more sense. :thumbup: but you post was funny nonetheless. put only got 750,000,000 hits :unsure:
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