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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.

Oh, great.  Now that xmas card I sent will get lost in the mail.

So how far are you moving?  Will your hometown still rhyme with a female body part?

He's moving to Mulva, Canada!

He's moving to Mulva, Canada!

Better than living in Delores :lol:

Better than living in Delores :lol:

Or Regina...... oh wait! :P

Well it's almost 1am Friday morning and I've been packing and moving boxes out to my garage so that when Saturday rolls around and I have more help, we'll get the whole move thing done as quickly as possible. We take possession tomorrow though and I have Friday and Monday off so I won't be around. Instead I'll be getting trashed in my NEW basement.
Keep it real homies.

I've often heard it's a good idea to hire a professional moving company. Let them break all your stuff instead of doing it yourself. . Saves you the time of screwing up the job alone.

I've often heard it's a good idea to hire a professional moving company. Let them break all your stuff instead of doing it yourself. . Saves you the time of screwing up the job alone.

Nah... those guys suck! :P

You're moving???

Good luck with that brother.... don't drink too many beers BEFORE u start work :P

I drank a few during and plenty after. :cheers:

Oh, great.  Now that xmas card I sent will get lost in the mail.

So how far are you moving?  Will your hometown still rhyme with a female body part?

I have my mail forwarded so I should get it.
If my wife opens it I will just tell her it is form my "special internet man friend". :lol:

He's moving to Mulva, Canada!

Better than living in Delores :lol:

Or Regina...... oh wait! :P

haha priceless.....yet true :wacko:

I've often heard it's a good idea to hire a professional moving company. Let them break all your stuff instead of doing it yourself. . Saves you the time of screwing up the job alone.

We got movers to take all the big stuff; appliances, beds furniture, 2 ton treadmill etc. Best $300 I ever spent. But it was still a pain in the butt moving all the other shit we have.

Nah... those guys suck! :P

And they're not too bright ;)



Anyway, I'll have to try and catch up around here, but it's a daunting task when you've missed a few days.

well its easy just click on them all and start reading ..you should be caught up in like 3-4 days :P

well its easy  just click on  them all and  start reading   ..you should be caught up in like 3-4 days  :P

nah. we whore only read the first 1-2 sentences of a post. It'll go much quicker than that. It's the replies that take a long time. the comic wit we post can't be mass produced at the snap of a finger, you know.

nah.  we whore only read the first 1-2 sentences of a post.  It'll go much quicker than that.  It's the replies that take a long time.  the comic wit we post can't be mass produced at the snap of a finger, you know.

Nah... those guys suck! :P

I drank a few during and plenty after.  :cheers:

Anyway, I'll have to try and catch up around here, but it's a daunting task when you've missed a few days.

Good man!

Nah you didn't miss much, it has been slow as fuck around here the past few days.... I'd like to see You, I and Bob ALL take a 5 day break at the same time....

Good man!

Nah you didn't miss much, it has been slow as fuck around here the past few days.... I'd like to see You, I and Bob ALL take a 5 day break at the same time....

It'd be deader than that time Pay posted the pic of him in the guinness hat :puke:

My presence will probably be pretty sketchy next week as I'll be trashed on eggnog most of the time :alc:

It'd be deader than that time Pay posted the pic of him in the guinness hat  :puke:

My presence will probably be pretty sketchy next week as I'll be trashed on eggnog most of the time :alc:

I'll be out from Saturday to Wednesday.... local time :thumbup:

It'd be deader than that time Pay posted the pic of him in the guinness hat  :puke:

Oh and I forgot to mention...... :puke:

I just got that image outta my head :bang:

No one is around to laugh at my various witty remarks...

No one is around to laugh at my various witty remarks...

So how would me being around fix that? :P
I've been really busy and I'm an all or nothing kind of guy when it comes to rmm. I'm either posting hardcore or I'm not.
With the end of the year beginning of the new year there are a lot of loose ends to tie up at work. And although we are pretty much unpacked at our new house there are a ton of things there I'm working on as far as renos n stuff that have been tying up my free time.
But i've been checking out pics n threads here n there. JGURL's new pics are hot hot hot!
That is all(for now).

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No one is around to laugh at my various witty remarks...

That seems to happen quite often. :unsure:

So how would me being around fix that?  :P
I've been really busy and I'm an all or nothing kind of guy when it comes to rmm. I'm either posting hardcore or I'm not.
With the end of the year beginning of the new year there are a lot of loose ends to tie up at work. And although we are pretty much unpacked at our new house there are a ton of things there I'm working on as far as renos n stuff that have been tying up my free time.
But i've been checking out pics n threads here n there. JGURL's new pics are hot hot hot!
That is all(for now).

:fuckoff:

Oh yeah I remember when I moved 3 years ago, I am still unpacking and still doing rennovations haha.... I'll just move again in a year or so, that'll get me out of that work.

Hope u make ur way back soon dude

That seems to happen quite often. :unsure:

:ph34r:

:2thumbsup: showin some love! :nahnah:

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:2thumbsup: showin some love!   :nahnah:

I am appreciating the love... that is a sexy pic. I love the slight cupping of the left breast :thumbup:

:2thumbsup: showin some love!   :nahnah:

if that's what I get when I'm not around, I'll never come back ;)

I am appreciating the love... that is a sexy pic. I love the slight cupping of the left breast :thumbup:

I would like to bve excessively cupping her right breast.

:2thumbsup: showin some love!   :nahnah:

mmmmmmm good lovin at that .. :2thumbsup:

if that's what I get when I'm not around, I'll never come back ;)
I would like to bve excessively cupping her right breast.

So how does it feel when you attract women by not being around? haha

and I'll work the vagina :thumbup: (hott's of course)

So how does it feel when you attract women by not being around? haha

and I'll work the vagina  :thumbup: (hott's of course)

well, I guess that leaves the rest of hott for me then :unsure: She's still got another delicious looking breast, a sweet tight little ass, and a purty mouth... and she swallows :2thumbsup:

well, I guess that leaves the rest of hott for me then :unsure:  She's still got another delicious looking breast, a sweet tight little ass, and a purty mouth... and she swallows :2thumbsup:

you do make some excellent points!!! :thumbup:

you do make some excellent points!!! :thumbup:

nothing any Hott fan wouldn't recognize.

nothing any Hott fan wouldn't recognize.

Im a season ticket holder :blink:

Im a season ticket holder :blink:

oooh, good line!

My only response is along the lines of:

Yet, Hott has the best seat in the house.

oooh, good line!

My only response is along the lines of:

Yet, Hott has the best seat in the house.

I would say I have the best seat in the house, and it is reserved for hott :P

I would say I have the best seat in the house, and it is reserved for hott :P

and for this I have no retort. I have been bested. I can blame it only on the fact that it is near midnight and I am very tired.

damn new (and really fast) Internet connection. I just can't seem to tear myself away from my computer.

and for this I have no retort.  I have been bested.  I can blame it only on the fact that it is near midnight and I am very tired. 

damn new (and really fast) Internet connection.  I just can't seem to tear myself away from my computer.

ur not the first one my friend....


muhahaha... welcome to the dark side!