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Hello to everyone in the RMM Community.

I've been an avid visitor to this site for a little while, and always am lurking around the boards admiring all the beautiful women that are here, and also have been shy to start posting on here, but I figured might as well start somewhere.

I'm 22 years old from just outside of Toronto. I'm currently a university student at Brock University studying to become an accountant. I enjoy the Toronto Maple Leafs as most Torontoians do, and even though I can't skate for shit, I tend to end up as the coach on the bench being an avid observer.

I also enjoy golfing, although, I didn't get to do any this summer as I was in the hospital for 3 weeks having surgery for a tumor I had on my wrist, luckily it was benign, so no cancer to worry about, but they had to do a full bone and skin graft on me, so I have 6 inches of my leg replacing a part of my arm...so I have some fun scars that is for sure...always trying to come up with a better story than "I had a tumor on my wrist"...something exciting like "I was wrestling gators in Florida, or swimming in the ocean when I got attacked by a shark".

I currently have a girlfriend whom I have been dating for almost 2 years, she is hot in my view, but extremely shy about her body, so I highly doubt I'll be able to post her hot body on here for all to see, but I definitely love admiring the other beautiful women on this site.

I look forward to hearing from everyone and meeting other people too, just for some friendly chatter, or whatever, just to have fun as a method of procrastination from the fun of "studying" lol

Cheers :cheers:
Macdonald

I have one friend who I think I could work with pretty well, but some others, absolutely no way.

When I used to work at a restaurant/lounge, I used to hang out with the people there all the time, made friends I still have to this day. But it was a way more casual atmosphere, and some pretty cool people worked there. It was more like a place I worked, than a job though. It's hard to explain but it was just different.
But I think to now, and like bob said, I try to keep work and home as far apart as possible. I don't like to hang out with or see or talk about work or anyone from it when I am not there. It might also be because the people I work with and my boss, I would never in a million years converse with if it weren't for work. Not saying they aren't good people, just waaaaaay on the other side of the spectrum. It's like the 2 Goerge Costanza's. There is work gnappster and home gnappster. They should never cross paths. 
And the 2 guys my boss is thinking about hiring in the new year, well I may slit my own wrists over the entire ordeal. One guy is my age but he looks like he's 40. He is about 5'8" and 290 lbs, and sweats when he talks. He smells like rotiing french fries.
The other guy is this loud overbearing guy, the kind of gut you can hear over top of everything else at a party but who isn't interesting or funny. And he laughs really loud at the end of everything he says. And he never ever shut up. Should be good time :wacko:
Sorry, just had to get that off of my chest.

I think this properly belongs in the "Rant" thread. Or maybe the "Best Handjob" thread.

I think this properly belongs in the "Rant" thread. Or maybe the "Best Handjob" thread.

I thought this was the best handjob thread :blink:

I thought this was the best handjob thread :blink:

Well, Macdonald claims to be the best at it.

Well, Macdonald claims to be the best at it.

Interesting. 3d was professing the same thing.

One of the things you have to be careful of when you own your own company is being on too friendly terms with the guys who work for you. I certainly get along with everyone but it's not okay to play favorites. It can be difficult scheduling work when every job is different and some are easy and some are real ball-breakers. I have to sort of evenly distribute the amount of work, not just the hours. It's a hell of a lot easier to drive for two or three hours than lug stuff up to the third floor for the same amount of time. It was so much easier when I was in the Marine Corps. Anyone complained about how hard I was working them, I'd give them extra shit to do, just to remind them how much their opinion matter. I had to live with those guys too, but being an N.C.O, it was expected that I would have break some balls to get anything accomplished. Basically, the Captain's rule was if I couldn't get my guys to do whatever, I'd have to do it myself, since it was ultimately my responsibility to get it done. If I had to tell someone twice, the second time I'd make it an order. Disobeying a direct order can get you into big trouble, but again, I had to live with these guys and writing someone up for disobeying an order isn't a good way to make friends. It sure was easier to just tell someone to do something than to have to persuade and conjole and convince your workers to do it your way.

Well, Macdonald claims to be the best at it.

:blink: :blink: ouch, that was harsh... :fuckoff: Didn't think my thread would sink to that level lol...

One of the things you have to be careful of when you own your own company is being on too friendly terms with the guys who work for you. I certainly get along with everyone but it's not okay to play favorites. It can be difficult scheduling work when every job is different and some are easy and some are real ball-breakers. I have to sort of evenly distribute the amount of work, not just the hours. It's a hell of a lot easier to drive for two or three hours than lug stuff up to the third floor for the same amount of time. It was so much easier when I was in the Marine Corps. Anyone complained about how hard I was working them, I'd give them extra shit to do, just to remind them how much their opinion matter. I had to live with those guys too, but being an N.C.O, it was expected that I would have break some balls to get anything accomplished. Basically, the Captain's rule was if I couldn't get my guys to do whatever, I'd have to do it myself, since it was ultimately my responsibility to get it done. If I had to tell someone twice, the second time I'd make it an order. Disobeying a direct order can get you into big trouble, but again, I had to live with these guys and writing someone up for disobeying an order isn't a good way to make friends. It sure was easier to just tell someone to do something than to have to persuade and conjole and convince your workers to do it your way.

Ah to be the drill sergeant lol... :haha:

Well, Macdonald claims to be the best at it.

Interesting.  3d was professing the same thing.

Maybe the should have a contest? Evade was volunteered to be the Testee.... :P

:blink:  :blink: ouch, that was harsh... :fuckoff: Didn't think my thread would sink to that level lol...

You obviously don't know us very well :P

Maybe the should have a contest? Evade was volunteered to be the Testee.... :P
You obviously don't know us very well :P

Now there's a pun worth mentioning.

Now there's a pun worth mentioning.

that's gold baby! :lol:

Couldn't Help Posting this, but this episode was just on, one of the classics

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Careful! They're ruffled! :lol:

Now there's a pun worth mentioning.

All pun was intended :P

:blink:  :blink: ouch, that was harsh... :fuckoff: Didn't think my thread would sink to that level lol...
Ah to be the drill sergeant lol... :haha:

I'm sure closeup will let you be the drill sergeant. :haha:







(You know I love ya Close baby)

I'm sure closeup will let you be the drill sergeant. :haha:
(You know I love ya Close baby)

I'd love to be in charge of you. We'd have to change the rules about sexual harassment since the things I'd do to you would get me banned for life.

Been awhile since i've posted, but was busy with things over the holidays and I've been in and out of the hospital as I have yet another benign (no cancer) tumor on my wrist, right beside my scar from the last one, so I'll be heading in for surgery sometime next week, at least this will only be a day surgery and I won't be in there for 3 weeks like I was in the summer time.
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bed goes up... bed goes down...

Been awhile since i've posted, but was busy with things over the holidays and I've been in and out of the hospital as I have yet another benign (no cancer) tumor on my wrist, right beside my scar from the last one, so I'll be heading in for surgery sometime next week, at least this will only be a day surgery and I won't be in there for 3 weeks like I was in the summer time.
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bed goes up... bed goes down...

Well I'm glad to hear it's nothing serious. Good luck with that. :2thumbsup:

Been awhile since i've posted, but was busy with things over the holidays and I've been in and out of the hospital as I have yet another benign (no cancer) tumor on my wrist, right beside my scar from the last one, so I'll be heading in for surgery sometime next week, at least this will only be a day surgery and I won't be in there for 3 weeks like I was in the summer time.
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bed goes up... bed goes down...

hope that all goes well for ya there. and most importantly, I hope you have some hot nurses there to help take care of you. and super duper mostest importantly, I hope it's not the wrist on your :whatever: hand :thumbup:

Been awhile since i've posted, but was busy with things over the holidays and I've been in and out of the hospital as I have yet another benign (no cancer) tumor on my wrist, right beside my scar from the last one, so I'll be heading in for surgery sometime next week, at least this will only be a day surgery and I won't be in there for 3 weeks like I was in the summer time.
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bed goes up... bed goes down...

spare me your medical mumbo jumbo! :P

Here's to a speedy recovery. :cheers:

spare me your medical mumbo jumbo! :P

Here's to a speedy recovery.  :cheers:

:lol: :lol: Thank you all. Last time I was in there for the first week I had nothing but male nurses, but on the last day I had one, i was like not to be mean or anything but i've had nothing but male nurses since i'vebeen in here, where are all the hot female nurses, and he was like don't you worry, I'll hook you up, and sure enough the next 2 weeks I was in there I had nothin but hot young female nurses, definitely made my stay a little more enjoyable lol :2thumbsup:
:cheers:

:lol:  :lol: Thank you all. Last time I was in there for the first week I had nothing but male nurses, but on the last day I had one, i was like not to be mean or anything but i've had nothing but male nurses since i'vebeen in here, where are all the hot female nurses, and he was like don't you worry, I'll hook you up, and sure enough the next 2 weeks I was in there I had nothin but hot young female nurses, definitely made my stay a little more enjoyable lol :2thumbsup:
:cheers:

ask and you shall receive. well done :thumbup:

next time ask, where are all the hot female nurses who like to make their patients feel better by giving them blow jobs and feet massages.

ask and you shall receive.  well done :thumbup:

next time ask,  where are all the hot female nurses who like to make their patients feel better by giving them blow jobs and feet massages.

:roflmao: I'm sure there have been some patients that were more under the influence of morphine and other drugs that they have asked that lol...but I'm sure I'll get to that once I'm drugged up again lol :P

:roflmao: I'm sure there have been some patients that were more under the influence of morphine and other drugs that they have asked that lol...but I'm sure I'll get to that once I'm drugged up again lol :P

well when yer all doped up, make sure you specify FEMALE :P

well when yer all doped up, make sure you specify FEMALE :P

:lol: I'll definitely have to make sure of that cuz the hospital I'm at has a lot of student nurses, and some of the female ones that came to observe me, I definitely wouldn't have minded giving me a more thorough inspection lol ;)

But the funniest was during that first week I was in there still with the male nurse, and he had a male student nurse following him around and it must have been his first week or something cuz he did everything by the book always writing down what my main nurse was saying, and he was asking me my name, and my first name is Bradley, and he asked how I would like to be addressed, as Brad or Bradley, and I said I'm used to both, friends call me Brad, family calls me Bradley, then just jokingly I said, but if you want to call me Joe you can call me Joe, and for the rest of the day he thought I was serious and called me Joe all day, then when the night nurse came in she came to check that i was who i was and said Macdonald, Joe? i'm like the Macdonald part is right, so the next day I had to apologize to that student nurse saying it was all a joke lol

well when yer all doped up, make sure you specify FEMALE :P

Like it would matter then anyway.

:lol: I'll definitely have to make sure of that cuz the hospital I'm at has a lot of student nurses, and some of the female ones that came to observe me, I definitely wouldn't have minded giving me a more thorough inspection lol  ;)

But the funniest was during that first week I was in there still with the male nurse, and he had a male student nurse following him around and it must have been his first week or something cuz he did everything by the book always writing down what my main nurse was saying, and he was asking me my name, and my first name is Bradley, and he asked how I would like to be addressed, as Brad or Bradley, and I said I'm used to both, friends call me Brad, family calls me Bradley, then just jokingly I said, but if you want to call me Joe you can call me Joe, and for the rest of the day he thought I was serious and called me Joe all day, then when the night nurse came in she came to check that i was who i was and said Macdonald, Joe? i'm like the Macdonald part is right, so the next day I had to apologize to that student nurse saying it was all a joke lol

too funny. Nothing like preying on the ignorant for a good joke.

Like it would matter then anyway.

good point

fuck dude... no good. Hope it all goes well and you'll be sinking Duffs in no time :cheers:

fuck dude... no good. Hope it all goes well and you'll be sinking Duffs in no time :cheers:

Thank you all for your well wishes, my surgery is at 11am on Wednesday. It should ony be day surgery so I will be kept in overnight for observation and will be going home on thursday (barring any complications). And should only be out of commission till Monday, and hopefully will just have a bandage and lovely tylenol 3s to keep me goin for the most part.

Again thank you all for your wishes, and feel free to leave some lovin while i'm gone for a couple days.

Cheers everyone, have a beer, shot, drink anythin you want for me :cheers: :2thumbsup:

Hey Everyone,

I'm back safe and sound, operation was a success, I am feeling great, as if nothing happened, (and I promise it's not from the influence of drugs :P ) but glad to be home and no longer in the hospital.
Cheers :cheers:

Hey Everyone,

I'm back safe and sound, operation was a success, I am feeling great, as if nothing happened, (and I promise it's not from the influence of drugs  :P ) but glad to be home and no longer in the hospital.
Cheers :cheers:

So no oral sex from male nurses like you had hoped? :P

So no oral sex from male nurses like you had hoped?  :P

zing! :thumbup: I didn't have my hopes up to begin with...


although there were some fine looking student nurses i wouldn't have minded giving me a "thorough inspection" :letsfuck: ;) :suckadick: