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8,000 posts and I didn't even get a crappy t-shirt :wacko:

8,000 posts and I didn't even get a crappy t-shirt :wacko:

8,000 posts and I didn't even get a crappy t-shirt :wacko:

Hey, I noticed you're at 8k posts. DId you get a crappy T-shirt or anything???

8,000 posts and I didn't even get a crappy t-shirt :wacko:

Hey, I noticed you're at 8k posts. Did you get a crappy T-shirt or anything???

Hey, I noticed you're at 8k posts.  Did you get a crappy T-shirt or anything???

yeah, I think they got it from the lost and found.
here i am modelling it for everyone (they don't call me handsome pete for nothing!):

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yeah, I think they got it from the lost and found.
here i am modelling it for everyone (they don't call me handsome pete for nothing!):

You're Handsome Pete??? :o Oh my god. No one give gnappy a quarter!! He'll be dancing for hours. :wacko:

True or False?


The Canadian Department of Consumer Protection is mandating that manufacturers that supply stick matches label the box with the following warning:

"Do not place the lit end of a stick match in the nose, mouth, ears, rectum or any other orfice. Doing so may harm the user."

















Answer: True

8,000 posts and I didn't even get a crappy t-shirt :wacko:

What do I get for almost cracking 9k?

yeah, I think they got it from the lost and found.
here i am modelling it for everyone (they don't call me handsome pete for nothing!):

You look a lot like Krust the Klown :P

True or False?
The Canadian Department of Consumer Protection is mandating that manufacturers that supply stick matches label the box with the following warning:

"Do not place the lit end of a stick match in the nose, mouth, ears, rectum or any other orfice. Doing so may harm the user."
Answer: True

they call that the gnappster rule :silvio:

What do I get for almost cracking 9k?
You look a lot like Krust the Klown :P

I am too Krunchy the Klown!

I am too Krunchy the Klown!

You look funny, but not ha ha funny

So I went at lunch and got my wife a tanning package as part of her Xmas present. Anyway I am in there and the girl is writing up the gift certificate(which expires in one year), and she asks me, "What day is one year from today?"
I kid you not! I tell her it would be today's date but next year. She's like, "OK, that's right". Then she says, "It's 2006 still right?" I was taken aback. I didn't even know how to react to that one. Just chuckled a ,"Yeah". She says, "I'm bad at that stuff". No shit! Needless to say, I think she has gone as far as she is gonna go in the work world unless she can give some really good head. Bonus points if she'll do it on film.

hey what is the date anyway?

hey what is the date anyway?

Smarch 32nd? :unsure:

8,000 posts and I didn't even get a crappy t-shirt :wacko:

nope but Hott left ya a nasty nude guy pic above !!! :P

So I went at lunch and got my wife a tanning package as part of her Xmas present. Anyway I am in there and the girl is writing up the gift certificate(which expires in one year), and she asks me, "What day is one year from today?"
I kid you not! I tell her it would be today's date but next year. She's like, "OK, that's right". Then she says, "It's 2006 still right?" I was taken aback. I didn't even know how to react to that one. Just chuckled a ,"Yeah". She says, "I'm bad at that stuff". No shit!  Needless to say, I think she has gone as far as she is gonna go in the work world unless she can give some really good head. Bonus points if she'll do it on film.

Now that's funny. And after reading all that all I can say is:

Can we have some pics of your wife before and after the new tan??

didn't think it'd hurt to ask.

So I went at lunch and got my wife a tanning package as part of her Xmas present. Anyway I am in there and the girl is writing up the gift certificate(which expires in one year), and she asks me, "What day is one year from today?"
I kid you not! I tell her it would be today's date but next year. She's like, "OK, that's right". Then she says, "It's 2006 still right?" I was taken aback. I didn't even know how to react to that one. Just chuckled a ,"Yeah". She says, "I'm bad at that stuff". No shit!  Needless to say, I think she has gone as far as she is gonna go in the work world unless she can give some really good head. Bonus points if she'll do it on film.

canadian who would have thought !!!!! :crazydude:

So I went at lunch and got my wife a tanning package as part of her Xmas present. Anyway I am in there and the girl is writing up the gift certificate(which expires in one year), and she asks me, "What day is one year from today?"
I kid you not! I tell her it would be today's date but next year. She's like, "OK, that's right". Then she says, "It's 2006 still right?" I was taken aback. I didn't even know how to react to that one. Just chuckled a ,"Yeah". She says, "I'm bad at that stuff". No shit!  Needless to say, I think she has gone as far as she is gonna go in the work world unless she can give some really good head. Bonus points if she'll do it on film.

Anyone that simple has gotta be sexy!

Smarch 32nd?  :unsure:

:thumbup:

I almost don't even know where to start. When I run into someone that dumb, I literally have a hard time even having a normal conversation. I mean, WTF?

Here's a good one: Two guys that drive one of my moving vans are heading NORTH. And staying right along the ocean. So when they're pulling into the driveway after driving for about an hour, the passenger says, " Hey look, that car in the yard next door has Vermont plates, are we in Vermont? I guess it's alot funnier when you know the layout of the states, but for him to think he was in Vermont, instead of just an hour north in Maine, was really funny. It doesn't really translate well here because not every one knows the relationship of Maine and Vermont, but he was about 200 miles off. Plus Vermont doesn't have an ocean next to it.

I almost don't even know where to start. When I run into someone that dumb, I literally have a hard time even having a normal conversation. I mean, WTF?

Here's a good one: Two guys that drive one of my moving vans are heading NORTH. And staying right along the ocean. So when they're pulling into the driveway after driving for about an hour, the passenger says, " Hey look, that car in the yard next door has Vermont plates, are we in Vermont?  I guess it's alot funnier when you know the layout of the states, but for him to think he was in Vermont, instead of just an hour north in Maine, was really funny. It doesn't really translate well here because not every one knows  the relationship of Maine and Vermont, but he was about 200 miles off. Plus Vermont doesn't have an ocean next to it.

Sounds like the epitome of a "location" joke :P

I almost don't even know where to start. When I run into someone that dumb, I literally have a hard time even having a normal conversation. I mean, WTF?

Here's a good one: Two guys that drive one of my moving vans are heading NORTH. And staying right along the ocean. So when they're pulling into the driveway after driving for about an hour, the passenger says, " Hey look, that car in the yard next door has Vermont plates, are we in Vermont?  I guess it's alot funnier when you know the layout of the states, but for him to think he was in Vermont, instead of just an hour north in Maine, was really funny. It doesn't really translate well here because not every one knows  the relationship of Maine and Vermont, but he was about 200 miles off. Plus Vermont doesn't have an ocean next to it.

guess ya had to be there :P

Now that's funny.  And after reading all that all I can say is:

Can we have some pics of your wife before and after the new tan??

didn't think it'd hurt to ask.

I'll see if I can get a pic of her arm :P

canadian  who would have thought  !!!!!  :crazydude:

yeah, we're retards.

Anyone that simple has gotta be sexy!
:thumbup:

she wasn't bad.

I almost don't even know where to start. When I run into someone that dumb, I literally have a hard time even having a normal conversation. I mean, WTF?

Here's a good one: Two guys that drive one of my moving vans are heading NORTH. And staying right along the ocean. So when they're pulling into the driveway after driving for about an hour, the passenger says, " Hey look, that car in the yard next door has Vermont plates, are we in Vermont?  I guess it's alot funnier when you know the layout of the states, but for him to think he was in Vermont, instead of just an hour north in Maine, was really funny. It doesn't really translate well here because not every one knows  the relationship of Maine and Vermont, but he was about 200 miles off. Plus Vermont doesn't have an ocean next to it.

maybe he thought it was a REALLY big lake. :lol:

I'll see if I can get a pic of her arm :P
yeah, we're retards.
she wasn't bad.
maybe he thought it was a REALLY big lake.  :lol:

I would have to disagree Not retards at all just common folk in a common place ..
so whens your term up ?

I'll see if I can get a pic of her arm :P

she wasn't bad.

Is it as good as my fiancee's arm? haha

PICS?!?! :P

Is it as good as my fiancee's arm? haha

PICS?!?! :P

Not sure, but they're on ratemylimbs.com

Not sure, but they're on ratemylimbs.com

That's where the high-quality wackos hang out.

Not sure, but they're on ratemylimbs.com

Do they have a message forum?

Well it's almost 1am Friday morning and I've been packing and moving boxes out to my garage so that when Saturday rolls around and I have more help, we'll get the whole move thing done as quickly as possible. We take possession tomorrow though and I have Friday and Monday off so I won't be around. Instead I'll be getting trashed in my NEW basement.
Keep it real homies.

Well it's almost 1am Friday morning and I've been packing and moving boxes out to my garage so that when Saturday rolls around and I have more help, we'll get the whole move thing done as quickly as possible. We take possession tomorrow though and I have Friday and Monday off so I won't be around. Instead I'll be getting trashed in my NEW basement.
Keep it real homies.

You're moving???

Good luck with that brother.... don't drink too many beers BEFORE u start work :P

Don't worry...... I'll whore enough for the both us us :thumbup:

Well it's almost 1am Friday morning and I've been packing and moving boxes out to my garage so that when Saturday rolls around and I have more help, we'll get the whole move thing done as quickly as possible. We take possession tomorrow though and I have Friday and Monday off so I won't be around. Instead I'll be getting trashed in my NEW basement.
Keep it real homies.

Oh, great. Now that xmas card I sent will get lost in the mail.

So how far are you moving? Will your hometown still rhyme with a female body part?