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[Bobaloo]

haha, I particularly liked, "Ass, mouth, ass, mouth, ass, mouth. Gorilla, chalk board erasers, otter, gorilla, chalk board erasers, otter. " 
well he hasn't updated it in a month but I'm sure he will soon. I think he's on the road right now.
If you click on the archives button you can read all his olf blog entries.
some I really like are:
My trip to HUSLTLER, and my take on porn.
Everyone should go to Vegas.
Are you gay?
DMT and the meaning of life. gotta download the mp3

he said him and his mates. isn't it obvious      

even at over 8k posts, he still can't close the gay burn door.

[Gnappster]

What's funnier still is that while porn is such a huge money-making industry, look at how many people know how to get it for free.  This world is run primarily by sex, which all makes sense to me. 

More interesting than the amount of money that porn brings in is its power to dictate other industries as well.  allow me to expound: 

BETA video is far superior in image quality than VHS.  And the tapes are much smaller.  however, which one won dominated the market across the land??? VHS of course.  You know why???  Porn.  That's right, boys and girls. Porn.  supposedly the BETA people did not want the image associated with supplying porn on their medium, so they refused.  VHS picked up the ball and drove the market into a VHS-dominated frenzy.

Move forward to when people got sick and tired of VHS's grainy quality and the DVD was released.  DVD had a very big struggle at the beginning, tougher than the laser disc (if you remember that failure).  However, DVD's introduction of the porn industry helped the DVD boom into the new standard.  Imagine, porn with high quality video... and who the fuck else do you think actually makes use out of that stupid "angle" button on your remote???  That's right, the porn makers.  Three or more different angles of some stupid pizza delivery guy with a donger the size of a baseball bat fucking the shit out of some big-tittied bitch with nothing better to do than place a bogus pizza order when her husband is at work fucking his secretary (that's the interlaced scene).  90 minutes of action, 3 angles for viewing, 5 minutes a pop... that's 54 sessions of fresh material per DVD.  Technology kicks ass!!!

Can't wait to see what BluRay porn looks like. 

The above post is a compilation of shit i've read on the Internet over the years... meaning: it must be true!

That is a great theory and I completely believe it! Those stupid stupid Beta people.
I remember when I got my first DVD player in early 2000 I think, one of the first things I rented was porn and while watching I was like, "oh so THAT'S what the multi angle button is for." no other dvd i had watched to that point had ever used it.

Another thing I was thinking when reading the 12billion dollar stat was that the US is probably the most anti-porn country of the western world, yet I think they produce more of it than anybody (no complaints from me cuz I enjoy a lot of it!). On top of that they make 12 BILLION dollars a year off it. Now I am Canadian and all but I spend about zero dollars on porn a year and I watch lots of it via TV and internet. Yes I am a cheap bastard and fairly crafty at not paying for stuff but that means that even though a lot of people ARE paying for it, probably a lot more are getting it for free. So it means a small percentage of people are spending hundreds of thousands of dollars a year on porn(I'm sure Pay and 3d do but those are isolated cases ) or that there are a shitload of closet porn addicts accross the country. It's just funny how the establishment tries to tell us porn is bad and tries to get rid of it when it seems to me that damn near everyone is looking at it. I always wondered how so many porn websites can stay in business. Now I know!

even at over 8k posts, he still can't close the gay burn door.

if the boot fits...

[Bobaloo]

That is a great theory and I completely believe it! Those stupid stupid Beta people. 
I remember when I got my first DVD player in early 2000 I think, one of the first things I rented was porn and while watching I was like, "oh so THAT'S what the multi angle button is for." no other dvd i had watched to that point had ever used it.

Another thing I was thinking when reading the 12billion dollar stat was that the US is probably the most anti-porn country of the western world, yet I think they produce more of it than anybody (no complaints from me cuz I enjoy a lot of it!). On top of that they make 12 BILLION dollars a year off it. Now I am Canadian and all but I spend about zero dollars on porn a year and I watch lots of it via TV and internet. Yes I am a cheap bastard and fairly crafty at not paying for stuff but that means that even though a lot of people ARE paying for it, probably a lot more are getting it for free. So it means a small percentage of people are spending hundreds of thousands of dollars a year on porn(I'm sure Pay and 3d do but those are isolated cases ) or that there are a shitload of closet porn addicts accross the country. It's just funny how the establishment tries to tell us porn is bad and tries to get rid of it when it seems to me that damn near everyone is looking at it. I always wondered how so many porn websites can stay in business. Now I know!
if the boot fits... 

That is the biggest crock of shit. America is the most conservatively radical country in the world. People want to do what ever the hell they want to do and control what everyone else can do. We're too lawsuit happy and image-concerned to actually say and express what we'd really like to.

[Gnappster]

That is the biggest crock of shit.  America is the most conservatively radical country in the world.  People want to do what ever the hell they want to do and control what everyone else can do.  We're too lawsuit happy and image-concerned to actually say and express what we'd really like to.

Well I think the majority of level headed American think like you, but the ones with the most money and the biggest mouths seem to know whats best for all.
I guess it's not limited to America either, it's fairly evident in Canada too. We're not as hung up on a nudity and pronography but there are still always those here who know what's best for all of us

[bondiguy]

So  just curious if you were to shoot a porn what type of porn would you  shoot ? 
big tits ,  interacial , combination ,  multipal partners , orgy    what are ya thinking  ? 

It would be an amateur/first timer type DVD


Gnappy, another thing struck me. With that dude "dating" that porn star.... whats his fucking problem? It isn't like they were deep into a 3yr relationship. It was a first date? I mean yeah, it'll be shocking for 5 minutes but he must know he's in for some no holds barred action later on?

[Gnappster]

It would be an amateur/first timer type DVD
Gnappy, another thing struck me. With that dude "dating" that porn star.... whats his fucking problem? It isn't like they were deep into a 3yr relationship. It was a first date? I mean yeah, it'll be shocking for 5 minutes but he must know he's in for some no holds barred action later on?

so starring naraz?

well he probably had a few beers, bought a bulk pack of condoms, and dove in balls deep.
great story for the rest of his life.

[bondiguy]

so starring naraz?

well he probably had a few beers, bought a bulk pack of condoms, and dove in balls deep.
great story for the rest of his life.

Bwhahaha

One would hope so!

[ddd35]

That is a great theory and I completely believe it! Those stupid stupid Beta people. 
I remember when I got my first DVD player in early 2000 I think, one of the first things I rented was porn and while watching I was like, "oh so THAT'S what the multi angle button is for." no other dvd i had watched to that point had ever used it.

Another thing I was thinking when reading the 12billion dollar stat was that the US is probably the most anti-porn country of the western world, yet I think they produce more of it than anybody (no complaints from me cuz I enjoy a lot of it!). On top of that they make 12 BILLION dollars a year off it. Now I am Canadian and all but I spend about zero dollars on porn a year and I watch lots of it via TV and internet. Yes I am a cheap bastard and fairly crafty at not paying for stuff but that means that even though a lot of people ARE paying for it, probably a lot more are getting it for free. So it means a small percentage of people are spending hundreds of thousands of dollars a year on porn(I'm sure Pay and 3d do but those are isolated cases ) or that there are a shitload of closet porn addicts accross the country. It's just funny how the establishment tries to tell us porn is bad and tries to get rid of it when it seems to me that damn near everyone is looking at it. I always wondered how so many porn websites can stay in business. Now I know!
if the boot fits... 

I have to admit that yes I have paid for porn flicks back yrs ago and it would surprise the shit out of ya the people that wanted to borrow it , I worked contstruction one summer and had some older co workers borrow it evry weekend and a couple times there wives would stop at work and pick it up out of my truck , but now days its to available to have to pay for ..
but your right its the ones with the money that make it and sell and put it on the net ..

Bondi a ametuer porn is awesome if done from the right angles , the gal in the poloroid sent us a video by mistake that her and her hubby had made , it was kinda cheessy, but have to admit it was from the right angles ... the movie she wanted to send was from her daughters bday party ..Oops

[Gnappster]

I have to admit that yes I have paid for porn flicks back yrs ago  and it would surprise the shit out of ya the people that wanted to borrow it , I worked contstruction one summer and had  some older co workers  borrow it evry weekend  and a couple times there wives would stop at work and pick it up out of my truck  , but now days its to available to have to pay for  ..
but your right  its the ones with the money that make it  and sell  and put it on the net  ..

Well I'm sure most people have paid for porn in one form or another at some point(dvds, tapes, magazines etc), lord knows I have. The only reason I don't now is cuz I get it for free on satellite and I have some pretty good avenues to get it free online as well. I'm not any tech guru, but I am pretty good at figuring such stuff out. If I had to settle for what the average joe could find searching google, I would probably pay for it as well, as I need quality ans quantity But I must admit, I have been tempted to join certain porn sites just due to certain girls who you get a glimpse of who you just need to see more of. And by more of I mean, naked with various things shoved in various places. But sooner or later I can track them down for the perfect price of zero dollars.

But it doesn't surprise me at all, that back in the day lots of people were interested in your porn stash. My question is, why didn't they just buy their own?

I'd like to hear John Freak chime in on this.

Bondi   a  ametuer  porn is awesome if done from the right angles  , the gal in the poloroid   sent us a video by mistake that her and her hubby had made   , it was kinda cheessy, but have to admit it was from the right angles  ...  the movie she wanted to send was from her daughters  bday party   ..Oops

screen caps!?

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What's funnier still is that while porn is such a huge money-making industry, look at how many people know how to get it for free.  This world is run primarily by sex, which all makes sense to me. 

More interesting than the amount of money that porn brings in is its power to dictate other industries as well.  allow me to expound: 

BETA video is far superior in image quality than VHS.  And the tapes are much smaller.  however, which one won dominated the market across the land??? VHS of course.  You know why???  Porn.  That's right, boys and girls. Porn.  supposedly the BETA people did not want the image associated with supplying porn on their medium, so they refused.  VHS picked up the ball and drove the market into a VHS-dominated frenzy.

Move forward to when people got sick and tired of VHS's grainy quality and the DVD was released.  DVD had a very big struggle at the beginning, tougher than the laser disc (if you remember that failure).  However, DVD's introduction of the porn industry helped the DVD boom into the new standard.  Imagine, porn with high quality video... and who the fuck else do you think actually makes use out of that stupid "angle" button on your remote???  That's right, the porn makers.  Three or more different angles of some stupid pizza delivery guy with a donger the size of a baseball bat fucking the shit out of some big-tittied bitch with nothing better to do than place a bogus pizza order when her husband is at work fucking his secretary (that's the interlaced scene).  90 minutes of action, 3 angles for viewing, 5 minutes a pop... that's 54 sessions of fresh material per DVD.  Technology kicks ass!!!

Can't wait to see what BluRay porn looks like. 

The above post is a compilation of shit i've read on the Internet over the years... meaning: it must be true!

Laser disc wasn't a failure. I bought one and have over a hundred movies on disc. It's way better then VHS, the only reason people didn't buy a ton of them is you couldn't record tv shows. But, if like me, you don't record tv, laser discs were the way to go. Back before DVD is was cool to be able to advance a movie one frame at a time ,24 per second, and check out the special effects.

[Gnappster]

Laser disc wasn't a failure. I bought one and have over a hundred movies on disc. It's way better then VHS, the only reason people didn't buy a ton of them is you couldn't record tv shows. But, if like me, you don't record tv, laser discs were the way to go. Back before DVD is was cool to be able to advance a movie one frame at a time ,24 per second, and check out the special effects.

I don't think LD was a failure from a technilogical standpoint, more from a business standpoint. It lasted quite awhile but was never any serious threat to videotape.

A friend of mine's parents used to own a LD rental store so we'd often rent a player and some movies and the pic and sound were of course far superior to anything else(although I think the audio was still analog). And naturally one of the first movies we rented was a porn

[ddd35]

Well I'm sure most people have paid for porn in one form or another at some point(dvds, tapes, magazines etc), lord knows I have. The only reason I don't now is cuz I get it for free on satellite and I have some pretty good avenues to get it free online as well. I'm not any tech guru, but I am pretty good at figuring such stuff out. If I had to settle for what the average joe could find searching google, I would probably pay for it as well, as I need quality ans quantity   But I must admit, I have been tempted to join certain porn sites just due to certain girls who you get a glimpse of who you just need to see more of. And by more of I mean, naked with various things shoved in various places. But sooner or later I can track them down for the perfect price of zero dollars.

But it doesn't surprise me at all, that back in the day lots of people were interested in your porn stash. My question is, why didn't they just buy their own?

I'd like to hear John Freak chime in on this. 
screen caps!? 

Huh well most of them wouldnt want to be seen walking into that section to buy or rent them , I got allot of mine at a local porn shop when I was buying them and I didnt care who saw me walk in or out , but I rented mine at a very isolated video store , I guess they just didnt ever want there friends to see them with porn ...

We used to have 3 older couples that on saturday night we would go rent 2 or 3 porns and wed sit around and eat pizza and drink beer and watch porn , it wasnt a swingers group or anything just 8 adults that liked to watch porn and eat pizza , for me it was funny to watch the older ladies squirm in there seats when they started getting turned on while they watched , then after a while they would say it was time to go home , the real funny part is one of the ladies is the local postal worker and another is the head of the local health dept . I mean in my small town there pretty prominant people , and I laugh cause they used to watch porn with us .. and as far as copies of the friends porn sorry i wont lie her hubby called us and asked us to send it back before I had time to copy it and I did send it back .....BUMMER ...

[bondiguy]

Well I'm sure most people have paid for porn in one form or another at some point(dvds, tapes, magazines etc), lord knows I have. The only reason I don't now is cuz I get it for free on satellite and I have some pretty good avenues to get it free online as well. I'm not any tech guru, but I am pretty good at figuring such stuff out. If I had to settle for what the average joe could find searching google, I would probably pay for it as well, as I need quality ans quantity   But I must admit, I have been tempted to join certain porn sites just due to certain girls who you get a glimpse of who you just need to see more of. And by more of I mean, naked with various things shoved in various places. But sooner or later I can track them down for the perfect price of zero dollars.

But it doesn't surprise me at all, that back in the day lots of people were interested in your porn stash. My question is, why didn't they just buy their own?

I'd like to hear John Freak chime in on this. 
screen caps!? 

Every red blooded male has paid for porn at one stage, I have and probably will in the future. I am NOT a tech head, so therefore unless Gnappy hooks me up with some knowledge I have to settle for shit I can downlaod of sites sich as bitcomet etc

Screen caps? I want the entire movie!.... alrhough it'll probably feature Jenna Jameson

[Gnappster]

Huh well most of them wouldnt want to be seen walking into that section  to buy or rent them ,  I got allot of mine at a local porn shop when I was buying them and I didnt care who saw me walk in or out  , but I rented mine at a very  isolated  video store  ,  I guess they just didnt ever want there friends to see them with porn  ...

We used to have  3 older couples that on saturday night we would go rent  2 or 3 porns and wed sit around and eat pizza and drink beer and watch porn , it wasnt a swingers group or anything  just  8 adults that liked to watch porn and eat pizza ,  for me it was funny to watch the older ladies squirm in there seats  when they started getting turned on  while they watched , then  after a while they would say it was time to go home ,  the real funny part is one of the ladies is the local postal worker and another  is the head of the local health dept .  I mean in my small town there pretty prominant people  , and I laugh cause  they used to watch porn with us  ..    and as far as  copies of the friends porn sorry i wont lie   her hubby called us and asked us to send it back before I had time to copy it  and I did send it back  .....BUMMER  ...

I dunno if I'd want to sit around and watch porn with a bunch of other couples. I think I would get bored with it if I was just sittting there watching it and nothing else. Maybe if the women were really hot it might be cool to see them get really turned on, but sitting there with some "older couples", I dunno how fun it would be. But if I were in that situation I would make sure to rent really over the top stuff when it was my turn to pick.
Clown or amputee porn for sure

[Gnappster]

Every red blooded male has paid for porn at one stage, I have and probably will in the future. I am NOT a tech head, so therefore unless Gnappy hooks me up with some knowledge I have to settle for shit I can downlaod of sites sich as bitcomet etc

Screen caps? I want the entire movie!.... alrhough it'll probably feature Jenna Jameson

I have an ftv.com pass that still might work

[bondiguy]

I dunno if I'd want to sit around and watch porn with a bunch of other couples. I think I would get bored with it if I was just sittting there watching it and nothing else. Maybe if the women were really hot it might be cool to see them get really turned on, but sitting there with some "older couples", I dunno how fun it would be. But if I were in that situation I would make sure to rent really over the top stuff when it was my turn to pick.
Clown or amputee porn for sure 

Thats over the top???

There is something disturbingly wrong about watching porn with other people unless you are about to have sex with that other person or people

[Gnappster]

Thats over the top???

There is something disturbingly wrong about watching porn with other people unless you are about to have sex with that other person or people

It's like smoing pot and not inhaling, what's the point?

[bondiguy]

It's like smoing pot and not inhaling, what's the point?

thats right....which reminds me

I'll be back in 5 mins once this bitch passes to the left

[Gnappster]

thats right....which reminds me

I'll be back in 5 mins once this bitch passes to the left

holy snikes! that would take about 3 days to smoke

[bondiguy]

holy snikes! that would take about 3 days to smoke

You forget who you are talking to

[Gnappster]

You forget who you are talking to  

so half an hour an 6 shots of jager later?

[bondiguy]

so half an hour an 6 shots of jager later? 

Im ready for another day at work

[ddd35]

I dunno if I'd want to sit around and watch porn with a bunch of other couples. I think I would get bored with it if I was just sittting there watching it and nothing else. Maybe if the women were really hot it might be cool to see them get really turned on, but sitting there with some "older couples", I dunno how fun it would be. But if I were in that situation I would make sure to rent really over the top stuff when it was my turn to pick.
Clown or amputee porn for sure 

well all the ladies were fairly good looking , the one in proticular had really nie big boobs and her favorite thing was to go to the bathroom and remove her bra then come back and her nipples would be standing at a attention .. I guess different strokes for different folks Like I said I felt COOL cause we were hanging with the older crowd , I mean we were like 20-22 and they were 28 -35 and already in business were we were just in college and such .

Clown Porn , how about Midget Porn (no offense Bondi )...

[bondiguy]

Clown Porn ,   how about  Midget Porn  (no offense Bondi )...

Dude I don't discriminate... I like all porn

[Gnappster]

well all the ladies were fairly good looking , the one in proticular had really nie big boobs and her favorite thing was to go  to the bathroom and remove her bra then come back  and her nipples would be standing at a attention ..   I guess different strokes for different folks  Like I said I  felt COOL cause we were hanging with the older crowd  , I mean we were like  20-22 and they were  28 -35 and already in business  were we were just in college  and such  .

Clown Porn ,   how about  Midget Porn  (no offense Bondi )...

naturally

[ddd35]

naturally 

yeah they were natural , no inhancement needed !!!! LOL

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[ddd35]

The new Canadian flag:

oh YEAH !!!!

[bondiguy]

The new Canadian flag:

I'd salute that!

[Gnappster]

The new Canadian flag:

I'm standing at attention!