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Gnappster
post Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.
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natalie
post Nov 6 2006, 06:04 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 6 2006, 06:03 PM)
I am now :lunch:

a rare nat pussy pic and in my 411, I just hit the jackpot!
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What? No spotted :thumbup: ?
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natalie
post Nov 6 2006, 06:15 PM
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Gnappy your sure taking a long time to reply. lol Should I give you a hint?
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Gnappster
post Nov 6 2006, 06:25 PM
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QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 6 2006, 04:15 PM)
Gnappy your sure taking a long time to reply. lol Should I give you a hint?
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sorry stupid phone rang!

in that context I totally wasn't in the frame of mind to spot anything haha.

I was thinking it was the talking pig when homer gains all that weight but something tells me i'm wrong
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natalie
post Nov 6 2006, 06:35 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 6 2006, 06:25 PM)
sorry stupid phone rang!

in that context I totally wasn't in the frame of mind to spot anything haha.

I was thinking it was the talking pig when homer gains all that weight but something tells me i'm wrong
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Very wrong!! :spankin:
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Gnappster
post Nov 6 2006, 06:42 PM
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QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 6 2006, 04:35 PM)
Very wrong!! :spankin:
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what can I say, I'm a bad widdle boy.
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natalie
post Nov 6 2006, 06:44 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 6 2006, 06:42 PM)
what can I say, I'm a bad widdle boy.
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I'll just sit back and see how long it takes you nerds to figure it out.lol :nahnah:
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Gnappster
post Nov 6 2006, 06:50 PM
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QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 6 2006, 04:44 PM)
I'll just sit back and see how long it takes you nerds to figure it out.lol :nahnah:
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Well bondi will know, he's some kind of simpsons addict :crazydude:
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bondiguy
post Nov 6 2006, 11:27 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 6 2006, 12:32 PM)
damn he's good!  :rolleyes:
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Yes sir :thumbup:

QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 6 2006, 05:52 PM)
Nice to be indoors isn't it? :ph34r:
Be honest, your thinking about eating me right now aren't you?
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I think it was a reworked quote when Homer is trying to sneak out to catch General Sherman when he and Marge are on a weekend marriage retreat?

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 6 2006, 06:50 PM)
Well bondi will know, he's some kind of simpsons addict  :crazydude:
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The simp-sons you say? :huh:
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Gnappster
post Nov 7 2006, 12:34 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 6 2006, 09:27 PM)
Yes sir :thumbup:
I think it was a reworked quote when Homer is trying to sneak out to catch General Sherman when he and Marge are on a weekend marriage retreat?
The simp-sons you say? :huh:
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you may indeed be right...but that one is from season one or two and it's hardly ever on, cut a brotha soem slack, nat!
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bondiguy
post Nov 7 2006, 01:48 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 7 2006, 12:34 AM)
you may indeed be right...but that one is from season one or two and it's hardly ever on, cut a brotha soem slack, nat!
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Hang your head in shame!
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natalie
post Nov 7 2006, 03:38 PM
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You should both hang your head in shame. Both quotes were from Sunday's episode, brand spankin new. I thought such devoted fans would never miss a new episode. :huh: :2gunsfiring: :P
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Gnappster
post Nov 7 2006, 03:53 PM
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QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 7 2006, 01:38 PM)
You should both hang your head in shame. Both quotes were from Sunday's episode, brand spankin new. I thought such devoted fans would never miss a new episode. :huh:  :2gunsfiring:  :P
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well bondi wouldn't have seen it yet
and as for me, I haven't watched tv in days, with the whole selling the house thing, i barely have time to sleep. send me a copy of the tape :2thumbsup:
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natalie
post Nov 7 2006, 04:02 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 7 2006, 03:53 PM)
well bondi wouldn't have seen it yet
and as for me, I haven't watched tv in days, with the whole selling the house thing, i barely have time to sleep. send me a copy of the tape  :2thumbsup:
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Tape? How prehistoric is that? :P I refuse to own one of those things again, now tivo........
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Gnappster
post Nov 7 2006, 04:17 PM
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QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 7 2006, 02:02 PM)
Tape? How prehistoric is that? :P  I refuse to own one of those things again, now tivo........
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So I take it you don't have Beta :unsure:
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bondiguy
post Nov 7 2006, 05:20 PM
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QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 7 2006, 03:38 PM)
You should both hang your head in shame. Both quotes were from Sunday's episode, brand spankin new. I thought such devoted fans would never miss a new episode. :huh:  :2gunsfiring:  :P
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Well as Gnappy stated I have an excuse.... I wont get that episode till 2019 :P
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summoner
post Nov 10 2006, 03:57 PM
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Hereīs you prize :)

I calculated mine and I would be 36C :blink: but if I try tu put Finnish C-cup on, my boobs would just pop out :P
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Gnappster
post Nov 10 2006, 04:04 PM
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QUOTE(summoner @ Nov 10 2006, 01:57 PM)
Hereīs you prize :)

I calculated mine and I would be 36C :blink: but if I try tu put Finnish C-cup on, my boobs would just pop out :P
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Those are difinitely the biggest fullest C-Cups I've ever seen then! Wow!
And goddamn, I can't get enough of that firey red hair.
Thanks :)
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summoner
post Nov 10 2006, 04:07 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 10 2006, 10:04 PM)
Those are difinitely the biggest fullest C-Cups I've ever seen then! Wow!
And goddamn, I can't get enough of that firey red hair.
Thanks  :)
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:D I think I might find some old c-cups of mine...if I wanted to look anywhere ;) And I know they wouldnīt fit :D

You can thank my hairdresser for my hair :)
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Gnappster
post Nov 10 2006, 04:09 PM
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QUOTE(summoner @ Nov 10 2006, 02:07 PM)
:D I think I might find some old c-cups of mine...if I wanted to look anywhere ;) And I know they wouldnīt fit :D

You can thank my hairdresser for my hair :)
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I wouldn't mind seeing your tits popping out of a bra :P

I could thank your hairdresser, but I'd rather thank you.
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summoner
post Nov 10 2006, 04:12 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 10 2006, 10:09 PM)
I wouldn't mind seeing your tits popping out of a bra :P

I could thank your hairdresser, but I'd rather thank you.
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Of course you wonīt ;) Well, I payed that dye....with cash :D She wasnīt a hottie so paying other ways didnīt cross my mind ;)
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Gnappster
post Nov 10 2006, 04:16 PM
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QUOTE(summoner @ Nov 10 2006, 02:12 PM)
Of course you wonīt ;) Well, I payed that dye....with cash :D She wasnīt a hottie so paying other ways didnīt cross my mind ;)
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yeah I'd take "other ways" over cash any day!
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bondiguy
post Nov 10 2006, 04:20 PM
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WOW.... massive C Cups indeed :blink:
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summoner
post Nov 10 2006, 04:22 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 10 2006, 10:16 PM)
yeah I'd take "other ways" over cash any day!
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I just hoped that the lady in the brashop would have hoped that too :D
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Gnappster
post Nov 10 2006, 04:29 PM
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QUOTE(summoner @ Nov 10 2006, 02:22 PM)
I just hoped that the lady in the brashop would have hoped that too :D
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well if porn movies are any indication, "other ways" are always an acceptable method of payment. :lol:
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bondiguy
post Nov 10 2006, 04:32 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 10 2006, 04:29 PM)
well if porn movies are any indication, "other ways" are always an acceptable method of payment.  :lol:
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Well imo Porn is almost always the answer!
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allmebaby
post Nov 12 2006, 06:48 PM
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Hey Gnappy. Dropping by to say you suck!!

Just kiddin' Love ya!
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bondiguy
post Nov 13 2006, 01:23 AM
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QUOTE(allmebaby @ Nov 12 2006, 06:48 PM)
Hey Gnappy. Dropping by to say you suck!!

Just kiddin' Love ya!
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WOW Gnappy.... 2 girls in your thread on the same page :blink:
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Bobaloo
post Nov 13 2006, 12:03 PM
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WOW Gnappy.... 2 girls in your thread on the same page :blink:
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I guess that means that two of the hundreds of checks he sent out actually cleared.
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hott1976
post Nov 13 2006, 09:11 PM
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i am also dropping by to say hi! :) kisses.
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evade20
post Nov 13 2006, 10:37 PM
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QUOTE(summoner @ Nov 10 2006, 03:57 PM)
Hereīs you prize :)

I calculated mine and I would be 36C :blink: but if I try tu put Finnish C-cup on, my boobs would just pop out :P
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Summoner,

You would pop out of a C-Cup in the US, too...Please come and try. :P
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