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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.

All this talk about two minutes and not being being at your peak and enjoying yourself... you think someone would try to take advantage of a post like that and slap up a couple funny lines here and there.  pretty strange.

It's a lot harder than it seems. :P

All this talk about two minutes and not being being at your peak and enjoying yourself... you think someone would try to take advantage of a post like that and slap up a couple funny lines here and there.  pretty strange.

Oh I'm sure someone will step up to the plate.

sorry babe! I didn't know you were "running a marathon". I guess i didn't read to much into it. Did you really run? What's the deal?

sorry babe!  I didn't know you were "running a marathon".  I guess i didn't read to much into it.  Did you really run?  What's the deal?

I ran as part of a 5 person relay. Each leg varied in length. Mine was 1/4 of the whole marathon.

ok.

ok.

to the rest of u, no, i wasnt butting in and havent lost my mind. i was just following orders) :)

Jeez, I'm working my ass off here. But does Bo show her sexy butt off in my 411. Nooo, I've got to go slumming in Gnappy's thread to check it out. Not that is isn't worth it. I'm just saying....

ok.

WOW, I can't believe that worked! But I'm sure glad it did...like that one time I posed as a wallet inspector.

Damn, bo, you've got an ass to match those perfect tits of yours. You should show it off more often. :)

Jeez, I'm working my ass off here. But does Bo show her sexy butt off in my 411. Nooo, I've got to go slumming in Gnappy's thread to check it out. Not that is isn't worth it. I'm just saying....

it looks like someone is looking for the pity post....we call that the "naraz" ;)

it looks like someone is looking for the pity post....we call that the "naraz" ;)

Pity post, can't wait to rip off her panties in my 411, all names for the same thing. Mr Wallet Inspector, didn't I see you down on your knees begging in her thread, or was you just building up your calluses for later?

Pity post, can't wait to rip off her panties in my 411, all names for the same thing. Mr Wallet Inspector, didn't I see you down on your knees begging  in her thread, or was you just building up your calluses for later?

It was simply an idea I threw out there, nothing more. :ph34r:

Pity post, can't wait to rip off her panties in my 411, all names for the same thing. Mr Wallet Inspector, didn't I see you down on your knees begging  in her thread, or was you just building up your calluses for later?

um boys, the bell rang....i think its time to come back to class!



im goin to hotts thread. if anyones rippin my panties off, it'll be done there!

That song just came on the radio immediately before I clicked in this thread.  You are so in tune with the world, man.

I have my finger on the pulse that is the musical world!

"How now brown beauracrat"

We didn't finish last! Woohoo haha.

So you got to keep your job?

I have my finger on the pulse that is the musical world!

"How now brown beauracrat"
So you got to keep your job?

Put this in your pipe and smoke it! :thumbup:

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Put this in your pipe and smoke it!  :thumbup:

I'll give you partial credit... you got the first one, but missed the keeping your job part

"maybe the cabin isn't real, maybe the cabin is the feeling we get from our team work"

"no, he said there'd be sandwhiches!"

Yeah dude, since you're the only Canadian i know I thought I'd tell you this

The other night when I was out drinking for work I started talking to this Canadian guy doing some bar work here whilst travelling... He said he lived in saskawatchen or some fucked up place... anyway he was a cool guy and i got him toasted on Jager :thumbup:

I'll give you partial credit... you got the first one, but missed the keeping your job part

"maybe the cabin isn't real, maybe the cabin is the feeling we get from our team work"

"no, he said there'd be sandwhiches!"

I know, I couldn't place the second one.

Yeah dude, since you're the only Canadian i know I thought I'd tell you this

The other night when I was out drinking for work I started talking to this Canadian guy doing some bar work here whilst travelling... He said he lived in saskawatchen or some fucked up place... anyway he was a cool guy and i got him toasted on Jager :thumbup:

That's cool. Lot's of people from around here go to Australia. Did he say what he did back here?
I believe it's SASKATCHEWAN, ya know the place I'm from that's listed in every one of my posts. But you get an A for effort in the spelling department. Mybe next time you could hire someone to type your correspondence. :nahnah:

I know, I couldn't place the second one.
That's cool. Lot's of people from around here go to Australia. Did he say what he did back here?
I believe it's SASKATCHEWAN, ya know the place I'm from that's listed in every one of my posts. But you get an A for effort in the spelling department. Mybe next time you could hire someone to type your correspondence.  :nahnah:

Now that was funny.

um boys,  the bell rang....i think its time to come back to class!
im goin to hotts thread.  if anyones rippin my panties off, it'll be done there!

Now bo, i'm upset that after that comment there wasn't one or two comments referring to me and your panties. What i need you to do now is come to my thread, stand with feet shoulder width apart, topless please, and let me take them down with my teeth. I'd like to nibble a bit with them on first though.... i of course will be inbetween your legs nibbling the panties. Would that make you wet?

I know, I couldn't place the second one.
That's cool. Lot's of people from around here go to Australia. Did he say what he did back here?
I believe it's SASKATCHEWAN, ya know the place I'm from that's listed in every one of my posts. But you get an A for effort in the spelling department. Mybe next time you could hire someone to type your correspondence.  :nahnah:

I think the number 1 reference is in the Stone Cutter episode!

I never noticed you were from Saskatchewan... i just always remember Regina/Vagina. I dont remember if he told me or not, i was kinda hazy... I will place an ad online for that position!

Now bo, i'm upset that after that comment there wasn't one or two comments referring to me and your panties.  What i need you to do now is come to my thread, stand with feet shoulder width apart, topless please, and let me take them down with my teeth.  I'd like to nibble a bit with them on first though.... i of course will be inbetween your legs nibbling the panties.  Would that make you wet?

Fuck... it made ME wet :P

Now bo, i'm upset that after that comment there wasn't one or two comments referring to me and your panties.  What i need you to do now is come to my thread, stand with feet shoulder width apart, topless please, and let me take them down with my teeth.  I'd like to nibble a bit with them on first though.... i of course will be inbetween your legs nibbling the panties.  Would that make you wet?

I, of course, will be there with my camera and an erection.

Now bo, i'm upset that after that comment there wasn't one or two comments referring to me and your panties.  What i need you to do now is come to my thread, stand with feet shoulder width apart, topless please, and let me take them down with my teeth.  I'd like to nibble a bit with them on first though.... i of course will be inbetween your legs nibbling the panties.  Would that make you wet?

Well since it's my 411, I'll assume I'm invited.

What's that you say?.....

Oh...well it was worth a try. :unsure:

dont worry boys... a little day dreaming never hurt anyone :P

This made me laugh. i thought it'd be appropriate to post it here.

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This made me laugh.  i thought it'd be appropriate to post it here.

A T-shirt with no armholes, boy the Canadians sure are a comical bunch.

A T-shirt with no armholes, boy the Canadians sure are a comical bunch.

maybe it's a tubetop?? :unsure:

A T-shirt with no armholes, boy the Canadians sure are a comical bunch.

comical until you find out it wasn't intentional :blink:

Well usually I have absolutely nothing good to contribute to my 411. Well that changes now! Mostly cuz it has nothing to do with me.
All I can say, is that due to logistical reasons, the subject of these photos was unable to post these on their own, so by the grace of God I get the privilege of posting them here, in a place where almost no one will see them or even think of checking, my 411. So if you're one of the few who ever frequent this deserted wasteland, you're in for a treat.
Enjoy!

mmmmmmmmmmm, bo! ggggggggg.

That's a great job there, Gnappy! :thumbup:

She said she wasn't going to post the good ones from that set, but somehow you've managed to convince her. Gnappy Bueller, you're my hero.

mmmmmmmmmmm, bo! ggggggggg.

That's a great job there, Gnappy! :thumbup:

She said she wasn't going to post the good ones from that set, but somehow you've managed to convince her.  Gnappy Bueller, you're my hero.

and none of the usual band of slack jawed yocals will even know they're here.

and none of the usual band of slack jawed yocals will even know they're here.

hahaha idiots!

Great Bo pics indeed.... and that man doesn't give it up enough? FOOL!