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That was funny, and from Gnappy, no less. Sort a variation of the left-handed cresent wrench gag.

[Gnappster]

That is great!!!  nothing like playing jokes on the oblivious.  They deserve it, really.  So did he ever get his head?  Bartenders sure don't take care of the customer like they used to.

I doný think that guy will ever get head.
Yeah the bartender wouldn't give me a cup of fellatio either.

That was funny, and from Gnappy, no less.   Sort a variation of the left-handed cresent wrench gag.

gag?



New female employees weren't treated quite as bad. But the usual thing was to give them a stack of plates and tell them to go put them down in the basement. We of course had no basement and if they asked anyone they would some ambiguous answer as to where to find it. Quite funny.

[Bobaloo]

New female employees weren't treated quite as bad. But the usual thing was to give them a stack of plates and tell them to go put them down in the basement. We of course had no basement and if they asked anyone they would some ambiguous answer as to where to find it. Quite funny.

That's a good one. I like the basement joke. I'm going to usethat here. I'll let you know how that goes.

I doný think that guy will ever get head.
Yeah the bartender wouldn't give me a cup of fellatio either.

That rat bastard.

gag? 

Are you asking closeup if he's gagging?? Should I leave you two alone for a while??

[bondiguy]

There is a cure for that, you know.  try removing the crayon from your brain.

Of course, you then will not be able to appreciate the finer things like certain games involving pots on your head.

WOW this may be a first but you have successfulyl combined 2 references in the one post Two entirely different episodes

[Bobaloo]

WOW this may be a first but you have successfulyl combined 2 references in the one post   Two entirely different episodes

I worked hard on that one cuz I couldn't remember the name of the ep with the simpsons gene to grab the pic. Took a while. of course, who could forget the crayon episode, though, that was easy.

Thanks for noticing!!

[bondiguy]

I worked hard on that one cuz I couldn't remember the name of the ep with the simpsons gene to grab the pic.  Took a while.  of course, who could forget the crayon episode, though, that was easy.

Thanks for noticing!!

I do what I can...

A tip for finding out the episode is to google simpsons ep guide (something descriptive about the particular episode)

e.g simpsons ep guide simpsons gene

[Bobaloo]

I do what I can...

A tip for finding out the episode is to google simpsons ep guide (something descriptive about the particular episode)

e.g simpsons ep guide simpsons gene

Thanks. I know about some of them. I try to see what I can remember on my own first... just to really test my ability. I search as a last resort. I was scanning the episode names in teh framegrab site with no luck. finally gave up and searched for simpson gene and came up with it.

[bondiguy]

Thanks.  I know about some of them.  I try to see what I can remember on my own first... just to really test my ability.  I search as a last resort. I was scanning the episode names in teh framegrab site with no luck.  finally gave up and searched for simpson gene and came up with it.

Oh yeah I only google for Framegrabs... the quotes are pure bondi

[Gnappster]

www.snpp.com
use their search feature for all things simpsons, well except framegrabs, but it can help you find what episode they are from.

[bondiguy]

www.snpp.com
use their search feature for all things simpsons, well except framegrabs, but it can help you find what episode they are from.

www.homerize.com for everything else!!!!!

[Gnappster]

well I gotta roll.
This will probably be my last post until after the debacle that is the marathon relay on Sunday. I am totally ready and can't wait, but everyone else seems to be completely lacking any confidence in doin well at all.
All that I ask is that we don't come in last place!
And that is all®

[Bobaloo]

well I gotta roll.
This will probably be my last post until after the debacle that is the marathon relay on Sunday. I am totally ready and can't wait, but everyone else seems to be completely lacking any confidence in doin well at all.
All that I ask is that we don't come in last place!
And that is all®

Have a good race, Gnappy. i won't say good luck (shit I just said it) cuz I hate when people say that. If luck took care of it, anyone could do it.

hope it all works out with your team..

here's to not last place

[bondiguy]

well I gotta roll.
This will probably be my last post until after the debacle that is the marathon relay on Sunday. I am totally ready and can't wait, but everyone else seems to be completely lacking any confidence in doin well at all.
All that I ask is that we don't come in last place!
And that is all®

Good Luck!


Oh come on Bob I had to say it

Enjoy the race brother... and the beer afterwards

[Bobaloo]

Good Luck!
Oh come on Bob I had to say it

Enjoy the race brother... and the beer afterwards

Actually, I was expecting and waiting for it.

[bondiguy]

Actually, I was expecting and waiting for it. 

I thought you might have been... I just had to do it

[hott1976]

hi gnappy baby...how the hell you been doin?
It's odd that i was scrolling down trying to catch up..saw some quotes etc and then forgot who's thread i was in since all of your threads look very similar...no shots of chicks, just HOMER and his crew!

[Bobaloo]

hi gnappy baby...how the hell you been doin? 
It's odd that i was scrolling down trying to catch up..saw some quotes etc and then forgot who's thread i was in since all of your threads look very similar...no shots of chicks, just HOMER and his crew!

Well, if anyone around here knows us well and can tell it exactly like it is, it is defininately Hott.

[hott1976]

i'll spice up this thread...and add something well... more girly to say the least.

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[Bobaloo]

i'll spice up this thread...and add something well... more girly to say the least.

Now that is some Hott spice!!!

[fellatiofiend18]

the L stands for love, right?

uhh ummm yes, why yes of course!

I was reading (and laughing) at bob's story about Ed and his backdoor problems and it reminded me of a funny thing I did at a former job of mine.
Years ago I used to work in the kitchen of a restaurant/bar. It was a crazy busy place to work and paid like shit, but it was the funniest place to work as well with some pretty hot waitresses, sorta like a real life RMM (lots of Simpsons references as well haha).
Anyway, we had this new kid working there, and we'd usually give new employees a hard time for a bit. Well this guy was especially simple, although he tried playing the gangsta role even though he was whiter than Brooke Shields. So he was doing deliveries one day and his stupidity just got to me. So I call him over and ask him if he will go to the bar and ask the bartender for a "cup of fellatio". I had tried this before but no one ever fell for it. But this kid took it, hook line and sinker and off he went. We served some Italian food so he figured it was something to do with that.
The bartender and I are pretty good friends so I knew it would be cool. Anyway this guy goes up and the bartender in a loud voice, in front of everyone,
Guy:"Could I get a cup of fellatio please?"
Bartender "yeah haha, now get out of here".
Guy: "C'mon man, I'm not supposed to come back without the fellatio.
By this time, the regulars sitting at the bar are laughing.
This goes back and forth, the bartender thinking that this guy is just being a goof and asking for head, and the dumb guy totally oblivious to it all.
Finally the bartender gets really pissed off and tells the guy, "Get the fuck out of here, I'm busy"
The dumb guy comes back to the kitchen and tells me, "They won't give me any fellatio"
I went back and explained it to the bartender who then thought it was pretty funny.

FAN FUCKING TASTIC!!!! lol


and i read later that you said the bartender wouldnt give you a cup of fellatio either.... lol thats ok, thats what IM here for

[bondiguy]

hi gnappy baby...how the hell you been doin? 
It's odd that i was scrolling down trying to catch up..saw some quotes etc and then forgot who's thread i was in since all of your threads look very similar...no shots of chicks, just HOMER and his crew!

Thats where you come into the equation!

i'll spice up this thread...and add something well... more girly to say the least.

I think Hott is bringing sexy back

[Bobaloo]

Thats where you come into the equation!
I think Hott is bringing sexy back

That song just came on the radio immediately before I clicked in this thread. You are so in tune with the world, man.

[Bobaloo]

So how'd the marathon go, Gnappy?!

[natalie]

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Well, looks who's back! And trolling around the trailer park that's Gnappy's 411. You should be spending your time in a higher class place, like my 411. Missed ya sweety, where've you been hiding?

[Gnappster]

Wow, where to begin...

hi gnappy baby...how the hell you been doin? 
It's odd that i was scrolling down trying to catch up..saw some quotes etc and then forgot who's thread i was in since all of your threads look very similar...no shots of chicks, just HOMER and his crew!

I'm hurt! If you look back on the last page you'll see my marathon running conundrum not to mention the restaurant prank.
But yeah lots of Simpsons too

i'll spice up this thread...and add something well... more girly to say the least.

That more then makes up for it...and then some!

So how'd the marathon go, Gnappy?!

We didn't finish last! Woohoo haha.
Everyone actually did pretty decent. Not great, but decent. We were far from last place and everybody worked hard so I can't complain even if the preparation wasn't up to par.
I don't want to toot my own horn but I ran a personal best for my leg of the race, 2 mins faster than I 've ever run. May not seem like a lot but I've never improved that much in a single run over that distance before.
I passed over a hundred people and never got passed, but gotta take that with a grain of salt as we were far enough back in the pack by the time I started that the really fast runners were already way ahead of me, but it still pushed me to run faster. If everyone in my group would have run at my pace we would have finished in the top 10, but I did train really hard for this race so I didn't expect anything les from myself.

YUM, she has been scarce around here but comes back to post a hot pic in my thread. I am honoured!

[Bobaloo]

Wow, where to begin...
I'm hurt! If you look back on the last page you'll see my marathon running conundrum not to mention the restaurant prank.
But yeah lots of Simpsons too
That more then makes up for it...and then some!
We didn't finish last! Woohoo haha.
Everyone actually did pretty decent. Not great, but decent. We were far from last place and everybody worked hard so I can't complain even if the preparation wasn't up to par.
I don't want to toot my own horn but I ran a personal best for my leg of the race, 2 mins faster than I 've ever run. May not seem like a lot but I've never improved that much in a single run over that distance before.
I passed over a hundred people and never got passed, but gotta take that with a grain of salt as we were far enough back in the pack by the time I started that the really fast runners were already way ahead of me, but it still pushed me to run faster. If everyone in my group would have run at my pace we would have finished in the top 10, but I did train really hard for this race so I didn't expect anything les from myself.
YUM, she has been scarce around here but comes back to post a hot pic in my thread. I am honoured! 

son of a bitch. I just typed a whole bunch of shit here and then my computer freaked out and now it's all gone.

So now you get this shitty post

Good job on the marathon. Two minutes is huge.

Way to entice Natalie to come back when others couldn't. She sure as hell didn't post in my thread.

Okay. that's all you get. Not my typically novella-length post, but maybe now there's a chance that someone will actually read it.

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I was visiting your thread to see how your marathon went and saw my question already answered. Bob is right, two minutes faster is huge. For one thing, it means your training was effective and you haven't reached your peak yet. And as long as you enjoyed yourself, I'd consider it a complete success. Now it's back to my part-time job of de-bunking Queen Victoria. I just read where she called you an asshole, she must have got that from Bondi's thread.

[Gnappster]

I was visiting your thread to see how your marathon went and saw my question already answered. Bob is right, two minutes faster is huge. For one thing, it means your training was effective and you haven't reached your peak yet. And as long as you enjoyed yourself, I'd consider it a complete success.

That's what I'm led to believe too. Also I thought I was behind my pace so I ran my bag off haha.

Now it's back to my part-time job of de-bunking Queen Victoria. I just read where she called you an asshole, she must have got that from Bondi's thread.

Don't forget a fraud too!
pot/kettle

[Bobaloo]

I was visiting your thread to see how your marathon went and saw my question already answered. Bob is right, two minutes faster is huge. For one thing, it means your training was effective and you haven't reached your peak yet. And as long as you enjoyed yourself, I'd consider it a complete success. Now it's back to my part-time job of de-bunking Queen Victoria. I just read where she called you an asshole, she must have got that from Bondi's thread.

All this talk about two minutes and not being being at your peak and enjoying yourself... you think someone would try to take advantage of a post like that and slap up a couple funny lines here and there. pretty strange.