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[Gnappster]

the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.

[bondiguy]

Well, I'm off again next week, you know,  to walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Caine from "Kung Fu."(spot that!)

So was I right in saying that is Pulp Fiction???

The most anticipated and likely most funny movie of the year:
Beerfest

I read about this today, due out next month in Australia!

Early Beerfest fact: The film maker was inspired to make this movie when he was on holiday in Australia. In a place in Queensland, Australia he witnessed a thing we have called the Beer Olympics and decided to make a film about it... true story

[Gnappster]

So was I right in saying that is Pulp Fiction???
I read about this today, due out next month in Australia!

Early Beerfest fact: The film maker was inspired to make this movie when he was on holiday in Australia. In a place in Queensland, Australia he witnessed a thing we have called the Beer Olympics and decided to make a film about it... true story

oh shit, sorry. you are correct on the quote, sir.

[hott1976]

no i do not wear that on the beach only at home or nearby family pools!

[Gnappster]

no i do not wear that on the beach only at home or nearby family pools! 

just glad yer sharing the goodies here

[bondiguy]

oh shit, sorry. you are correct on the quote, sir.

Thank you... the funny thing was I watched Pulp Fiction that morning before I jumped online cause I was bored and I sae your post and I was like... "oohh... freaky!"

Did u check out the inspiration for the beerfest film?

no i do not wear that on the beach only at home or nearby family pools! 

I gotta move in next door.... and get a pool!

[Gnappster]

Thank you... the funny thing was I watched Pulp Fiction that morning before I jumped online cause I was bored and I sae your post and I was like... "oohh... freaky!"

Did u check out the inspiration for the beerfest film?
I gotta move in next door.... and get a pool!

I read the inspiration for beerfest you posted but checked out? C'mon, can't you provide a lazy man with a link.

[Gnappster]

Here is the long awaited Polar Bear pic from Vegas.
Originally I wanted to get a pic of me violating the bear but had no one there to take the pic plus I was pretty hungover.
I'll give my Vegas rundown soon seeing as I never have.
That is all®

[Cutie_Pie]

Here is the long awaited Polar Bear pic from Vegas.
Originally I wanted to get a pic of me violating the bear but had no one there to take the pic plus I was pretty hungover.
I'll give my Vegas rundown soon seeing as I never have.
That is all®

To bad you couldn't violate him like I did, but still great thanks for sharing the pic.

[Gnappster]

To bad you couldn't violate him like I did, but still great thanks for sharing the pic.

Hey, did you ever go to Ellis Island?
It is my Cheap Bastard pick for where to eat in Vegas.
It is a couple blocks east of Bally's just off the strip.
Cool little place and the best $4.95 steak on the planet.
For under $5.00 you get a big New York strip steak, baked potato, green beans and giant salad. Plus beer is cheap too. Wifey and I had steak dinner and 2 beers each for under 15 bucks. PLUS, I won $40.00 off of the penny slots there and I only plugged in 2 dollars.
Anyone who heads to Vegas, check that place out.
Unless money is no object to you, like CP, who probably dined at the Belagio

More Vegas to come.

[Cutie_Pie]

Hey, did you ever go to Ellis Island?
It is my Cheap Bastard pick for where to eat in Vegas.
It is a couple blocks east of Bally's just off the strip.
Cool little place and the best $4.95 steak on the planet.
For under $5.00 you get a big New York strip steak, baked potato, green beans and giant salad. Plus beer is cheap too. Wifey and I had steak dinner and 2 beers each for under 15 bucks. PLUS, I won $40.00 off of the penny slots there and I only plugged in 2 dollars.
Anyone who heads to Vegas, check that place out.
Unless money is no object to you, like CP, who probably dined at the Belagio

More Vegas to come.

Are you kidding soon I will be taking pics out of the box I will be living in. HAHAHA


No I didn't I always heard the food was cheap in vegas but I didn't see it I didn't really know where to go though but I averaged 20 bucks a meal for just my self and I didn't drink with any of my meals. So it was pretty spendy, the Rainforest Cafe has some really good food.

[Gnappster]

Are you kidding soon I will be taking pics out of the box I will be living in. HAHAHA
No I didn't I always heard the food was cheap in vegas but I didn't see it I didn't really know where to go though but I averaged 20 bucks a meal for just my self and I didn't drink with any of my meals. So it was pretty spendy, the Rainforest Cafe has some really good food.

There are some great sites online that cater to cheap bastards like me.
www.cheapvegas.com is a good one among others.
Vegas used to be cheap all over but not so much anymore, but if you know where to look you'll get the deal.
We also did a time share presentation. Sure it was 2.5 hours of some pretty intense sales pitches but we got $100.00 in chips(which I turned into $140) at the Excalibur, plus tickets to the Mandalay Bay Shark Reef.
Cheap breakfast and no lineups at the Salsa Cantina in the Aladdin Mall ($2.95). But you can find cheap breaky anywhere if you dine between Midnight and 6am lol.
Convenience store a couple blocks east of Casino Royale has cheap beer by the case for the compulsive drinkers like myself who require lots of beer on ice in the hotel room.
The cool thing about Vegas is you can drink pretty much everywhere too, so before leaving my hotel room I would have a beer in each hand and a couple in my pockets. It was great!
Oh and you can get 2 for 1 margaritas in the New York New York casino/bar if you go and ask for coupon sheets, the dude behind the counter gave me a stack.

Basically if you buy anything on the strip you probably paid too much(as I'm sure you already know).

[Cutie_Pie]

There are some great sites online that cater to cheap bastards like me.
www.cheapvegas.com is a good one among others.
Vegas used to be cheap all over but not so much anymore, but if you know where to look you'll get the deal.
We also did a time share presentation. Sure it was 2.5 hours of some pretty intense sales pitches but we got $100.00 in chips(which I turned into $140) at the Excalibur, plus tickets to the Mandalay Bay Shark Reef.
Cheap breakfast and no lineups at the Salsa Cantina in the Aladdin Mall ($2.95). But you can find cheap breaky anywhere if you dine between Midnight and 6am lol.
Convenience store a couple blocks east of Casino Royale has cheap beer by the case for the compulsive drinkers like myself who require lots of beer on ice in the hotel room.
The cool thing about Vegas is you can drink pretty much everywhere too, so before leaving my hotel room I would have a beer in each hand and a couple in my pockets. It was great!
Oh and you can get 2 for 1 margaritas in the New York New York casino/bar if you go and ask for coupon sheets, the dude behind the counter gave me a stack.

Basically if you buy anything on the strip you probably paid too much(as I'm sure you already know).

HAHA Yeah I found out the hard way but my time was limitied and what I did since there was a group of us so oh well I will be smarter next time. I cant drink all day, when I drink I have to slam a few right there and I am good to go so when I got smashed it was at the bar. We didn't go to any night clubs like we wanted to I will go back and do things differant for sure allthough I did go to the spirit rhino so it wasn't a complete loss next time I will stay at a nicer hotel as well I stayed where everyone else was staying since I was alone and I had no idea we were staying in the ghetto.

[Gnappster]

HAHA Yeah I found out the hard way but my time was limitied and what I did since there was a group of us so oh well I will be smarter next time. I cant drink all day, when I drink I have to slam a few right there and I am good to go so when I got smashed it was at the bar. We didn't go to any night clubs like we wanted to I will go back and do things differant for sure allthough I did go to the spirit rhino so it wasn't a complete loss next time I will stay at a nicer hotel as well I stayed where everyone else was staying since I was alone and I had no idea we were staying in the ghetto.

Yeah I'll do some things different next time too, but it was all in all fun.
I had a beer in my hand pretty much all my waking hours, but that's just me
The Stratosphere isn't THAT bad for location just happens to be way down on the strip. Nicer hotel than ours I bet, however ours was right in the middle of everything which was cool. Well our hotel was pretty nice but not compared to everything around us.
Harrah's outdoor club/bar was right below our balconey and they would crank tunes til all hours of the morning, which was cool to listen to but it might be hard to sleep to. Luckily, alcohol is an excellent sleep aid.

[bondiguy]

I read the inspiration for beerfest you posted but checked out? C'mon, can't you provide a lazy man with a link.

You expect a lazy man to do that??

http://www.optusnet.com.au/news/story/aap/.../us-beer-us.inp

best I could do in 15 seconds, which is the length of my attention span

[Gnappster]

You expect a lazy man to do that??

http://www.optusnet.com.au/news/story/aap/.../us-beer-us.inp

best I could do in 15 seconds, which is the length of my attention span

What's this link about again?

[bondiguy]

What's this link about again? 

beats me?

[Gnappster]

You expect a lazy man to do that??

http://www.optusnet.com.au/news/story/aap/.../us-beer-us.inp

best I could do in 15 seconds, which is the length of my attention span

I went ahead and read that. Cool shit!

I bet the late great Bill the Fox Foster would have done well at that.

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[bondiguy]

I went ahead and read that. Cool shit! 

I bet the late great Bill the Fox Foster would have done well at that.

Thus explaining your new av

[Gnappster]

Thus explaining your new av

I thought, "What says Gnappster more than chugging beer"
btw, I don't need any smartassed answers of your own to that question!

[bondiguy]

I thought, "What says Gnappster more than chugging beer"
btw, I don't need any smartassed answers of your own to that question!

Against all my will I will refrain from gutter humour!

Hence, what says Bondi more than getting blotto on Jager?

[hott1976]

hi cutie love the new pic..but i'd like to see something a little risque' like you with your pants down (and the bear).

[Gnappster]

hi cutie love the new pic..but i'd like to see something a little risque' like you with your pants down (and the bear).

thanks, and as for the av suggestion, that's 1 for, and I'm sure at least 15,999 against

[bondiguy]

thanks, and as for the av suggestion, that's 1 for,  and I'm sure at least 15,999 against 

evade makes it 2 for, 15,998 against!

[Gnappster]

comic strips that are actually funny

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[hott1976]

i'd like to see you spankin your monkey while checkin out bondi's thread! that would be a great avatar!

[Gnappster]

i'd like to see you spankin your monkey while checkin out bondi's thread!  that would be a great avatar!

Maybe when I'm checkin out the pics YOU posted in bondi's 411.
There's nothing going on between bondi and me. It's purely innocent man-love.

[jrock8]

i'd like to see you spankin your monkey while checkin out bondi's thread!  that would be a great avatar!

i think evade has stolen hott's password

[Gnappster]

i think evade has stolen hott's password 

even though it incorporated a burn on me, that was pretty funny!

[hott1976]

hi goober

[bondiguy]

i'd like to see you spankin your monkey while checkin out bondi's thread!  that would be a great avatar!

you're twisted!

i think evade has stolen hott's password 

that had me laughing.... funny shit