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[Gnappster]

the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.

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Jesus, that squirter looks like Ron Jeremy on steroids. Now all they need to go with it is "The All-American Cum Catcher" Open wide, then swallow.

[natalie]

Wow hott was the only girl brave enough to come in here. You are some sick fucks! God damn it everytime I turn around I know someone else who has gone to Vegas. When's it my turn?

[Gnappster]

Wow hott was the only girl brave enough to come in here. You are some sick fucks!   God damn it everytime I turn around I know someone else who has gone to Vegas. When's it my turn?

And I'm surprised that even one girl stopped in here haha.

Vegas: the adult Disneyland.

[Cutie_Pie]

And I'm surprised that even one girl stopped in here haha.

Vegas: the adult Disneyland.

Speaking of which when are the storied coming.

[Gnappster]

Speaking of which when are the storied coming.

I'm the biggest procrastinator ever so I'd say, pics & stories within 1 week to 4 years.

[Cutie_Pie]

I'm the biggest procrastinator ever so I'd say, pics & stories within 1 week to 4 years.

Well in about a week or so I wont be online much for a while ***calm down closeup I will be back*** so with your timing you should have them most done by the time I get back.

[bondiguy]

I was watching TV the other day and I saw a commercial for the Oozinator and thought what the hell were they thinking? Kids might think its fun but most everyone else who has watched a lot of porn will liken it to only one thing. Watch the commercial and you'll see it writes it's own jokes, ie. The Oozinator, made by Hasbro, the ambiguously gay toy company.

Dude you'll have to find it online and link it so i can see it... I'll obviously never see it on TV

[Gnappster]

Dude you'll have to find it online and link it so i can see it... I'll obviously never see it on TV

dude just click on the underlined Oozinator in my post.

[bondiguy]

  dude just click on the underlined Oozinator in my post.

I didnt originally notice it was underlined!

I have to say that commercial had me in tears of laughter. The black kid who first got srayed was enjoying it too much for my comfort! That is truly hilarious

[Bobaloo]

That oozinator video is hilarious. It's funny cuz the kids' reactions make it look like they're getting sparying with cum. Even the one kid kinda spits it out of his mouth a little, just like girls who insist they won't swallow will do when you blow it on their face. And the kid pumping the oozinator at the beginning is just way to into it. I bet he'll have a long-lasting career as a bartender the the gay bar known as the cockpit.

[Gnappster]

I didnt originally notice it was underlined!

I have to say that commercial had me in tears of laughter. The black kid who first got srayed was enjoying it too much for my comfort! That is truly hilarious

That oozinator video is hilarious.  It's funny cuz the kids' reactions make it look like they're getting sparying with cum.  Even the one kid kinda spits it out of his mouth a little, just like girls who insist they won't swallow will do when you blow it on their face. And the kid pumping the oozinator at the beginning is just way to into it.  I bet he'll have a long-lasting career as a bartender the the gay bar known as the cockpit.

your reactions are almost funnier than the commercial itself.

the oozinator website describes it as shooting bio-ooze, I can't believe this thing hasn't been pulled off the shelves yet haha.

[Christof]

That oozinator video is hilarious.  It's funny cuz the kids' reactions make it look like they're getting sparying with cum.  Even the one kid kinda spits it out of his mouth a little, just like girls who insist they won't swallow will do when you blow it on their face. And the kid pumping the oozinator at the beginning is just way to into it.  I bet he'll have a long-lasting career as a bartender the the gay bar known as the cockpit.

The cockpit is not a gay bar!

[Bobaloo]

The cockpit is not a gay bar! 

yeah, right! And I'm Edward G. Robinson.

[Gnappster]

The cockpit is not a gay bar! 

yeah, right!  And I'm Edward G. Robinson.

spotted

[bondiguy]

your reactions are almost funnier than the commercial itself. 

the oozinator website describes it as shooting bio-ooze, I can't believe this thing hasn't been pulled off the shelves yet haha.

I watched it again and I had tears in my eyes.... you have to watch it again and look for the first kid to be shot... he is a little balck kid.... he loves it!

[Gnappster]

I watched it again and I had tears in my eyes.... you have to watch it again and look for the first kid to be shot... he is a little balck kid.... he loves it!

He rubs it all over in true porn star fashion.
The youtube one doesn't even do justice to seeing it on TV. The resemblance to a real money shot is uncanny and disturbing.

[natalie]

Yeah your thread is getting scary/sad so let's change that.
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[natalie]

Ah what the hell here's another one!
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[Gnappster]

Yeah your thread is getting scary/sad so let's change that.
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damn that looks good enough to eat!
I dig the bikini too!

[Gnappster]

Ah what the hell here's another one!
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That's a first. TWO titty pics posted in my thread in a row!
Thanks babe!
and looking goooood!

[natalie]

damn that looks good enough to eat!
I dig the bikini too!

hahahahaha. I didn't even notice the nice big tags sticking out at the side. is that what made you hungry?

[Bobaloo]

hahahahaha. I didn't even notice the nice big tags sticking out at the side. is that what made you hungry?  

There were tags in that pic???

You know, I think your right breast is talking to me in that second pic. At first I thought it was saying, "Bobaloo, take me outta of this bikini and show me some lovin'" But now on a closer look I think it's saying, "quit staring at me, you pervert!"

In any case, awesome pics!!!

[Christof]

Ah what the hell here's another one!

WOW! great to see some more pics of ya, love it, and makes a chagne to see some decent pics in gnappys 411 for a change

[bondiguy]

Is it me or do natalie's nipple's always seem to be staring at you?

[Gnappster]

Is it me or do natalie's nipple's always seem to be staring at you?

at me, yes; at you, no

[natalie]

at me, yes; at you, no

yeah they tend to seek out the closest target.

[Bobaloo]

yeah they tend to seek out the closest target.

Did she just say closet target??? You might as well come on out, Gnappy, we all know you're gay

[natalie]

Did she just say closet target??? You might as well come on out, Gnappy, we all know you're gay

When I first read your reply I thought you were going to say that YOU better come out of my closet. But nope, I checked and you weren't there.....this time.

[Bobaloo]

When I first read your reply I thought you were going to say that YOU better come out of my closet. But nope, I checked and you weren't there.....this time.

Well, I was in your closet, but it was getting a little cramped in there. So I installed a camera with night vision and can just check you out from here. Great show last night!!

[Gnappster]

Well, I was in your closet, but it was getting a little cramped in there.  So I installed a camera with night vision and can just check you out from here.  Great show last night!!

now he's free to spend time back in his usual closet