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Isaac_Putin
post May 19 2006, 06:36 PM
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Can have a ZZ Top beard (above/below):

And precede to abrade the poor woman's inner thigs with his mustache, goatee, Fu Manchu, soul patch, Van Dyke, Payes, etc.?

I remember reading a survey that said one of the single best things a guy could do for a woman before sex was shave his face....
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Bobaloo
post May 19 2006, 06:47 PM
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Can have a ZZ Top beard (above/below):

And precede to abrade the poor woman's inner thigs with his mustache, goatee, Fu Manchu, soul patch, Van Dyke, Payes, etc.?

I remember reading a survey that said one of the single best things a guy could do for a woman before sex was shave his face....
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Huh. And i thought I was being nice when I let go of the remote before sex. Now they're telling me I should shave too??? Next thing you know they're going to want their own orgasms too.
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Gnappster
post May 19 2006, 06:55 PM
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Huh.  And i thought I was being nice when I let go of the remote before sex.  Now they're telling me I should shave too???  Next thing you know they're going to want their own orgasms too.
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That's just crazy talk. In all my sexual experience it is evident that women don't HAVE orgasms.

And that is allŪ
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Bobaloo
post May 19 2006, 07:06 PM
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That's just crazy talk. In all my sexual experience it is evident that women don't HAVE orgasms.

And that is allŪ
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:roflmao:
Definitely a cadidate for top 50 posts of all time!
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Pinkcheeks214
post May 19 2006, 10:52 PM
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Good post Isaac_Putin!

Gnappster - my vibrator always gives me orgasms1
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summoner
post May 20 2006, 12:33 AM
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:P

I think that men should shave their face if they want to go down...Because for me the beard hurts :S But I want my man to shaved from down too :) Maybe not totally but I donīt want to see the bush (and maybe hubbie shaves me today :D)
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post May 20 2006, 09:20 PM
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QUOTE(Isaac_Putin @ May 19 2006, 05:36 PM)
Can have a ZZ Top beard (above/below):

And precede to abrade the poor woman's inner thigs with his mustache, goatee, Fu Manchu, soul patch, Van Dyke, Payes, etc.?

I remember reading a survey that said one of the single best things a guy could do for a woman before sex was shave his face....
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Shaving before sex? Dammit that means a shower too, guess I'm only going to be having sex twice a year from now on. :buti:
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Gnappster
post May 23 2006, 01:44 PM
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QUOTE(Pinkcheeks214 @ May 19 2006, 08:52 PM)
Good post Isaac_Putin!

Gnappster - my vibrator always gives me orgasms1
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pics and/or videos?
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ndboxer
post May 23 2006, 02:10 PM
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Shaving before sex? Dammit that means a shower too, guess I'm only going to be having sex twice a year from now on. :buti:
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From now on???? Isn't that an improvment from what you do now!!
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thenewguy
post May 25 2006, 05:13 PM
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i stay trimmed very close and shave around the base of my dick- wife likes it smooth, just like hers!
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Gnappster
post May 25 2006, 05:26 PM
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i stay trimmed very close and shave around the base of my dick- wife likes it smooth, just like hers!
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I don't like to be judgmental, but your wife shaves the base of HER dick too??! :blink:
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Bobaloo
post May 25 2006, 06:27 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 25 2006, 05:26 PM)
I don't like to be judgmental, but your wife shaves the base of HER dick too??!  :blink:
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I was wondering the same thing myself. I don't remember his wife having a dick :huh: The only dick she had on her body was mine.
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Gnappster
post May 25 2006, 07:01 PM
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I was wondering the same thing myself.  I don't remember his wife having a dick :huh:  The only dick she had on her body was mine.
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BAM!
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evade20
post May 25 2006, 07:35 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 25 2006, 05:26 PM)
I don't like to be judgmental, but your wife shaves the base of HER dick too??!  :blink:
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BAMMMM


And that is all™

:lol: :lol:

OOPs, I didn't even see Bobo's or Gnapptser's last posts when it put this down.

Another (IMG:http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/uploads/post-11658-1147509163.jpg) for Evade. :lol: :lol:
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Bobaloo
post May 26 2006, 09:45 AM
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BAMMMM
And that is all™

:lol:  :lol:

OOPs, I didn't even see Bobo's or Gnapptser's last posts when it put this down.

Another (IMG:http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/uploads/post-11658-1147509163.jpg) for Evade.   :lol:  :lol:
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Nah, no duh award needed. Just blame it on the Internet or say freak must have been tweaking with the boards or something. Just pass the blame. That's what I usually do. I usually just blame everything on being busy at work. I don't even have a job. :lol:
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evade20
post May 26 2006, 10:03 AM
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Nah, no duh award needed.  Just blame it on the Internet or say freak must have been tweaking with the boards or something.  Just pass the blame.  That's what I usually do.  I usually just blame everything on being busy at work.  I don't even have a job. :lol:
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How about my slow f*****' dial up connection at home, or just not paying attention. :lol:
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Bobaloo
post May 26 2006, 10:17 AM
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How about my slow f*****' dial up connection at home, or just not paying attention. :lol:
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You people and your damn dial up connections. It takes me so freakin' long to read your posts!!!
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Gnappster
post May 26 2006, 10:21 AM
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You people and your damn dial up connections.  It takes me so freakin' long to read your posts!!!
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I still use a 1200 baud modem.
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Bobaloo
post May 26 2006, 10:23 AM
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I still u...
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I'll respond if 15 minutes when your message is finished displaying
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Gnappster
post May 26 2006, 12:35 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 26 2006, 08:23 AM)
I'll respond if 15 minutes when your message is finished displaying
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:lol:
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Bobaloo
post May 26 2006, 12:46 PM
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I'll respond if 15 minutes when your message is finished displaying
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ooops! I forgot to respond.

Well, here goes now!!!

Wow, that's s....l....o.......w
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Hendo
post Sep 17 2006, 10:04 AM
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Okay, if you think about it a woman has a landing strip which is better with less stuff on it right, sure. Now think about a male lion without a mane, kind of scrawny looking, right? I hope y'all are picking up what I'm putting down :blahblah: .
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Gnappster
post Sep 17 2006, 02:43 PM
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Okay, if you think about it a woman has a landing strip which is better with less stuff on it right, sure. Now think about a male lion without a mane, kind of scrawny looking, right? I hope y'all are picking up what I'm putting down  :blahblah: .
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you're attracted to male lions? :wacko:
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bondiguy
post Sep 18 2006, 01:12 AM
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you're attracted to male lions? :wacko:
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Simba watch out :blink:
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post Sep 18 2006, 01:53 AM
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Okay, if you think about it a woman has a landing strip which is better with less stuff on it right, sure. Now think about a male lion without a mane, kind of scrawny looking, right? I hope y'all are picking up what I'm putting down  :blahblah: .
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ummm wayyyy different... a cock with a ton of hair around it makes it look
SMALLER!!! all that hair just gets in the way
i personally dont like male pubic hair. it should be either trimmed really short or just shaved off. its ugly and it doesnt taste good and lord knows how well you men clean yourselves, that alone scares me.

pubes are UGLY. cant see the Tree despite the Forest! hah. have some courtesy or some mutual respect for a women, get off your lazy ass and shave your damn self


AND THAT IS ALL :thumbup:
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bondiguy
post Sep 18 2006, 02:05 AM
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yes ma'am!
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ddd35
post Sep 18 2006, 06:32 AM
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DONE !
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Gnappster
post Sep 18 2006, 12:19 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 17 2006, 11:12 PM)
Simba watch out :blink:
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You must avenge my death, Kimba....uhh I mean Simba.

QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 17 2006, 11:53 PM)
ummm wayyyy different... a cock with a ton of hair around it makes it look
SMALLER!!! all that hair just gets in the way
i personally dont like male pubic hair. it should be either trimmed really short or just shaved off. its ugly and it doesnt taste good and lord knows how well you men clean yourselves, that alone scares me.

pubes are UGLY. cant see the Tree despite the Forest! hah. have some courtesy or some mutual respect for a women, get off your lazy ass and shave your damn self
AND THAT IS ALL :thumbup:
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I sense you have some strong opinions in this area.
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Isaac_Putin
post Sep 18 2006, 12:30 PM
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ummm wayyyy different... a cock with a ton of hair around it makes it look
SMALLER!!! all that hair just gets in the way
i personally dont like male pubic hair. it should be either trimmed really short or just shaved off. its ugly and it doesnt taste good and lord knows how well you men clean yourselves, that alone scares me.

pubes are UGLY. cant see the Tree despite the Forest! hah. have some courtesy or some mutual respect for a women, get off your lazy ass and shave your damn self
AND THAT IS ALL :thumbup:
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1. The "landing strip, or less", as a phenomenon, has only been around about 20 years or so.

2. The full bush, however, has been around about 3 million years, depending on whether you believe in evolution or not. Even if you're a creationist, the full bush is about 6,000 years old.

3. During the time of the full bush, the human population grew to about 6 billion.

4. In nations with the "landing strip or less" (U.S. and Western Europe), there are actually relatively low birth rates.

The only logical conclusion - the landing strip is actually a turnoff to most of the world, and leads to less sex and a lower birth rate.

If you endorse Malthusian economic theory, though, that's probably a good thing. :rolleyes:
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Gnappster
post Sep 18 2006, 12:36 PM
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QUOTE(Isaac_Putin @ Sep 18 2006, 10:30 AM)
1. The "landing strip, or less", as a phenomenon, has only been around about 20 years or so. 

2. The full bush, however, has been around about 3 million years, depending on whether you believe in evolution or not.  Even if you're a creationist, the full bush is about 6,000 years old.

3. During the time of the full bush, the human population grew to about 6 billion.

4. In nations with the "landing strip or less" (U.S. and Western Europe), there are actually relatively low birth rates.

The only logical conclusion - the landing strip is actually a turnoff to most of the world, and leads to less sex and a lower birth rate.

If you endorse Malthusian economic theory, though, that's probably a good thing.  :rolleyes:
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I thought it was attributed to "pull and shoot" phenomenon. :lol:
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