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ndboxer
post May 3 2006, 12:06 PM
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Been away for a few days and just saw this for the first time. Holly this is funny stuff. And ladies why are you quoting which ones are true arn't they all??? :lol:
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Gnappster
post May 3 2006, 12:12 PM
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QUOTE(belicked6924 @ May 2 2006, 05:36 PM)
Do you prefer the Electorlux Deluxe then?  :huh:
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Isn't that what they call your sister these days? :haha:
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Bobaloo
post May 3 2006, 12:18 PM
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Isn't that what they call your sister these days?  :haha:
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:lol: :thumbup:
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diane26
post May 3 2006, 01:01 PM
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For sex of course. LOL


I will get back to you when I get home I woke up late. Just so you know.
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jokermuss
post May 3 2006, 02:30 PM
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Slightly off tangent....

But, sitcoms have recently taught me that a midly funny, chubby, not handsome man can marry very hot women. King of Queens, According to Jim
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Bobaloo
post May 3 2006, 02:44 PM
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QUOTE(jokermuss @ May 3 2006, 02:30 PM)
Slightly off tangent....

But, sitcoms have recently taught me that a midly funny, chubby, not handsome man can marry very hot women.  King of Queens, According to Jim
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Don't forget about Rosanne!!! :lol:
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jokermuss
post May 3 2006, 03:12 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 3 2006, 02:44 PM)
Don't forget about Rosanne!!!  :lol:
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It's funny you say that, but Roseanne was the show that started another sitcom phenomenon, that the wives are always smarter than the husbands.
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Bobaloo
post May 3 2006, 03:18 PM
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QUOTE(jokermuss @ May 3 2006, 03:12 PM)
It's funny you say that, but Roseanne was the show that started another sitcom phenomenon, that the wives are always smarter than the husbands.
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Are you kidding??? You're forgetting about shows like the flinstones and the honeymooners and other similar shows where the men just fly off the handle of rational thought a little too quickly and the women are the voices of reason. However, Rosanne was one of the first good shows to find and exploit the humor in the dysfunctional yet somehow completely functional family
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Gnappster
post May 3 2006, 03:40 PM
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QUOTE(jokermuss @ May 3 2006, 01:12 PM)
It's funny you say that, but Roseanne was the show that started another sitcom phenomenon, that the wives are always smarter than the husbands.
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 3 2006, 01:18 PM)
Are you kidding???  You're forgetting about shows like the flinstones and the honeymooners and other similar shows where the men just fly off the handle of rational thought a little too quickly and the women are the voices of reason.  However, Rosanne was one of the first good shows to find and exploit the humor in the dysfunctional yet somehow completely functional family
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The first thing I thought of was the Flintstones too. It's pretty prevalent that the husband is the dumb one on sitcoms. Although when both parties are out to lunch, you just may have a classic, ala Married With Children :thumbup:
Damn, I loved that show!

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Bobaloo
post May 3 2006, 03:47 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 3 2006, 03:40 PM)
The first thing I thought of was the Flintstones too. It's pretty prevalent that the husband is the dumb one on sitcoms. Although when both parties are out to lunch, you just may have a classic, ala Married With Children  :thumbup:
Damn, I loved that show!
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That is a great show too. I shoulda thunk of that one, but I was trying to think of older stuff. I have two favorites from that show... the one where he's trying to get 1,000,000 miles on the dodge and the one where I think it's labor day and he actually wants to have sex with peg multiple times during the day... it's also the one where the kids go exploring for ashes for the barbecue and end up using cremated remains by mistake. Two classic episodes!!! Actually, I can think of more, but I'll shut up for now.

Well, one more. I like the one where Peg wins the contest and the fitness guy comes over to get her in shape and he actually turns into a slob and dies of a heart attack or something. They end up having to eat health food cuz peg is so nervous. they even end up eating wheat germ (with a hard G sound :lol: ). The health guy also totally ignores Kelly, even when she's bending over on the stairs.

so make that three classic episodes that I can think of off the top of my head.
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jokermuss
post May 3 2006, 04:03 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 3 2006, 03:18 PM)
Are you kidding???  You're forgetting about shows like the flinstones and the honeymooners and other similar shows where the men just fly off the handle of rational thought a little too quickly and the women are the voices of reason.  However, Rosanne was one of the first good shows to find and exploit the humor in the dysfunctional yet somehow completely functional family
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You know you are right. But at least there was a place for the male in those households, whereas now I think the shows demonstrate the male walking into the home and leaving his balls at the door.

But, you are correct.
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Gnappster
post May 3 2006, 04:17 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 3 2006, 01:47 PM)
That is a great show too.  I shoulda thunk of that one, but I was trying to think of older stuff.   I have two favorites from that show... the one where he's trying to get 1,000,000 miles on the dodge and the one where I think it's labor day and he actually wants to have sex with peg multiple times during the day... it's also the one where the kids go exploring for ashes for the barbecue and end up using cremated remains by mistake.  Two classic episodes!!!  Actually, I can think of more, but I'll shut up for now. 

Well, one more.  I like the one where Peg wins the contest and the fitness guy comes over to get her in shape and he actually turns into a slob and dies of a heart attack or something.  They end up having to eat health food cuz peg is so nervous.  they even end up eating wheat germ (with a hard G sound :lol: ).  The health guy also totally ignores Kelly, even when she's bending over on the stairs.

so make that three classic episodes that I can think of off the top of my head.
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hahaha, and the night before the camera crew is supposed to come over to record the dodge rolling over to 1,000,000 doesn't it accidentally roll out of the driveway, wrecking it as well as turning the odometer over? That show makes me feel better about my grey little life.

i remember the other two episodes as well. One of my favs is when Bud and Kelly ship Peg and Al off to a time share con, as they won a contest to have a party with Anthrax(the band, not the spores). They get snowed in at the Bundy house and Anthrax doesn't feel like playing. Until they eat Peg's foil mystery pack in the fridge, "If this stuff was in the fridge, why is it hot?" Classics. I have season 1 on DVD at home, I gotta watch a few of those.
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Lynette
post May 3 2006, 04:59 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 3 2006, 03:40 PM)
The first thing I thought of was the Flintstones too. It's pretty prevalent that the husband is the dumb one on sitcoms. Although when both parties are out to lunch, you just may have a classic, ala Married With Children  :thumbup:
Damn, I loved that show!
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DITTO! I've always loved this show. I auditioned for and got a small parts on three episodes. I was always one of the bimbos in a short skirt and "cleavage" top. My favorite one was in the shoe store when I was a distraction for Al. They were very nice people to work with.
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Gnappster
post May 3 2006, 05:08 PM
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QUOTE(Lynette @ May 3 2006, 02:59 PM)
DITTO! I've always loved this show. I auditioned for and got a  small parts on three episodes. I was always one of the bimbos in a short skirt and "cleavage" top. My favorite one was in the shoe store when I was a distraction for Al . They were very nice people to work with.
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cool! Do you remember what seasons or episodes you were in? I'd like to go check it out.

"My favorite one was in the shoe store when I was a distraction for Al."
-that could be about 20 different episodes :lol:
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Bobaloo
post May 3 2006, 05:44 PM
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QUOTE(Lynette @ May 3 2006, 04:59 PM)
DITTO! I've always loved this show. I auditioned for and got a  small parts on three episodes. I was always one of the bimbos in a short skirt and "cleavage" top. My favorite one was in the shoe store when I was a distraction for Al. They were very nice people to work with.
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Let us know what episodes, it'd be cool to check out your cleavage on television as well as the Internet!!
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Gnappster
post May 3 2006, 05:55 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 3 2006, 03:44 PM)
Let us know what episodes, it'd be cool to check out your cleavage on television as well as the Internet!!
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I have season 1 at home but season 2, 3, n 4 are on the way. I'll do some screen caps if it's OK.
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Bobaloo
post May 3 2006, 06:07 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 3 2006, 05:55 PM)
I have season 1 at home but season 2, 3, n 4 are on the way. I'll do some screen caps if it's OK.
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I say go for it.

Looks like we have to trade DVDs. I have 1-4 of the simpsons, you soon will hvae 1-4 of the Bundys. I just got a new laptop with a DVD burner. I'll have to figure out how to break the copyright protection. You know, just for the sake of knowledge. I would never do something like that really. :ph34r:
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Gnappster
post May 3 2006, 06:10 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 3 2006, 04:07 PM)
I say go for it. 

Looks like we have to trade DVDs.  I have 1-4 of the simpsons, you soon will hvae 1-4 of the Bundys.  I just got a new laptop with a DVD burner.  I'll have to figure out how to break the copyright protection.  You know, just for the sake of knowledge.  I would never do something like that really.  :ph34r:
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I also haven't been doing that for over a year with hundreds upon hundreds of burnt dvd's. :ph34r:
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Bobaloo
post May 3 2006, 06:12 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 3 2006, 06:10 PM)
I also haven't been doing that for over a year with hundreds upon hundreds of burnt dvd's.  :ph34r:
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You know, I have a friend who wasn't doing that with MP3s and actually got busted for not doing it. Had to get a lawyer and everything. They tracked his IP when he wasn't doing anything. Problem is, if he was doing something, he probably would have just left his share folder idle for too long and they would have gotten him for everything that was in it. Good thing he didn't do anything though!
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Gnappster
post May 3 2006, 06:15 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 3 2006, 04:12 PM)
You know, I have a friend who wasn't doing that with MP3s and actually got busted for not doing it.  Had to get a lawyer and everything.  They tracked his IP when he wasn't doing anything.  Problem is, if he was doing something, he probably would have just left his share folder idle for too long and they would have gotten him for everything that was in it.  Good thing he didn't do anything though!
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Good thing I don't not download movies off the net, and instead don't use a more realiable, free and higher quality source.

That is not all.
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Bobaloo
post May 3 2006, 06:17 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 3 2006, 06:15 PM)
Good thing I don't not download movies off the net, and instead don't use a more realiable, free and higher quality source.

That is not all.
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hmmm. What is it that you don't use? Not like it matters. I don't have time not to mess around with that anymore anyway. This place takes all my freetime. Heck, it actually takes up a lot of my not freetime.
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diane26
post May 3 2006, 07:13 PM
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Yeah I would LOVE to see this.

Damn Lynette if you are like 25 now from your bio than you were what 12/13 when on the show????
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Isaac_Putin
post May 4 2006, 11:27 AM
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QUOTE(diane26 @ May 3 2006, 07:13 PM)
Yeah I would LOVE to see this.

Damn Lynette if you are like 25 now from your bio than you were what 12/13 when on the show????
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OMG, Lynette is actually Tracy Lords! :roflmao:
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Gnappster
post May 4 2006, 11:35 AM
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QUOTE(diane26 @ May 3 2006, 05:13 PM)
Yeah I would LOVE to see this.

Damn Lynette if you are like 25 now from your bio than you were what 12/13 when on the show????
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depends what season but that's would be about average. Last season was 97, probably mostly shot in 96.

So I was spanking it to underage girls and I didn't know it.....again. :blink:
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evade20
post May 4 2006, 12:44 PM
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QUOTE(diane26 @ May 3 2006, 07:13 PM)
Yeah I would LOVE to see this.

Damn Lynette if you are like 25 now from your bio than you were what 12/13 when on the show????
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"She's a young thing and can not leave her mother."

http://alumni.media.mit.edu/~kristin/songb...lk/BillyBoy.pdf

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

BAM!
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diane26
post May 4 2006, 01:03 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 4 2006, 08:35 AM)
depends what season but that's would be about average. Last season was 97, probably mostly shot in 96.

So I was spanking it to underage girls and I didn't know it.....again.  :blink:
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I would guess so cause 96 was 10 years ago that was the year my son was born and he is turning 10 sund. Man time flies.
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post May 4 2006, 01:07 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 4 2006, 11:35 AM)
depends what season but that's would be about average. Last season was 97, probably mostly shot in 96.

So I was spanking it to underage girls and I didn't know it.....again.  :blink:
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The thought of Al Bundy being distracted by a 14 year-old doesn't sit well with me.... :puke:
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post May 5 2006, 02:18 AM
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Things men learn from porn......................

GOD DAMN Natalie shoulda been a pornstar!!!!!!!!!!
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post May 5 2006, 10:30 AM
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QUOTE(numba1fan @ May 5 2006, 02:18 AM)
Things men learn from porn......................

GOD DAMN Natalie shoulda been a pornstar!!!!!!!!!!
:bonerfied:  :bonerfied:  :bonerfied:  :bonerfied:  :bonerfied:
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So her screen name should be "Natalie the should have been pornstar":P
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numba1fan
post May 8 2006, 09:05 PM
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QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 5 2006, 10:30 AM)
So her screen name should be "Natalie the should have been pornstar":P
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Maybe. She also lives up to "Nympho Nat", etc.. :)
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