sticking with the sporting theme;

Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.

Bart: Geez Homer, you sure do suck tonight.
Homer: Yeah, suck like a fox!

Announcer: Jimbo Jones, called for tripping. The penalty shot will be
taken by Bart Simpson.
Homer: Oh my God, Marge. A penalty shot with only four seconds
left. It's your child versus mine! The winner will be
showered with praise; the loser will be taunted and booed
until my throat is sore!

Homer cries..."they're both losers"

Gnappy that is honestly one of my fav simpsons quotes... it is piss funny

Only cause I don't want to start a new thread just for golf, but Tiger lost today . I can't stand Tiger, but I do resepect his talent, makes it that much more enjoyable when he does lose.

Belicked 2 points:

1. thanks for not creating another thread....I respect that
2. I also hate Tiger.... I think he is an elitist

yeah, and he thinks he's better than everyone too!

If I didn't know u were kidding I would call u an idiot! haha

uhh, yes...kidding

And you 2 demonstrate some very proper whoring techniques and why I may never be in the same class

my friend.... there are very few who that hold a candle to us

We should have a Simpson's thread. There are enough good ones to run it up over a hundred pages. Here's one that could be sports related, and one of my all time favorites.

Homer: Remember, the first step in failing, is trying. The lesson is: Never try.


2nd All time: Burns: "Oh, I get your angle. Every Joe Meatball and Sally Housecoat in this God-forsaken state will see me hunkering down for chow with Eddie Punchclock. The media will have a field day."

I for one am ambivalent about the idea of a Simpsons thread....why?

I doubt it will be as fun to post innane and pointless quotes in there as it is currently posting them wherever we want

Yeah what Bondi said.

Oh yeah... that guy

Yeah, I can see that. It's trying to work one in that's relevant that's half the fun. Cancel that last order.

Did someone say Simpsons. This is what drinking did to Homer....

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No that's what birth did to Homer.

thats right.... otherwise you'd just visit a simpsons quote site

which i have done and it's just not as enjoyable without naked women there as well.

"and I knew that was special because I usually dream about naked...
[off Marge's glare] Marge."

You sure that's not a Gnappy quote?

nah.... its the Simpsons for sure.... although Marge can look kinda hot with her hair down

Even with her hair up she looks pretty good

Yeah.... I'd hit it

Arr, these pictures will serve me well on those lonely nights at sea.

Christof

lol sea captain

Here's an old chestnut that's suddenly relevant again. Steelers & Dolphins tonight. (Steelers by 7, at least) The Patriots are again favored to win their division. Lynette, I've always wanted to be a wide receiver for the Patriots. I'm thinking I'll "Just Do It" the next game I go to at Foxboro. When Brady throws one into the end zone, I'll run onto the field and catch it. Watch the highlights of me catching it, then getting escorted off the field. I'll be sure and mention your name as my inspriation.