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diane26
post Feb 13 2006, 03:08 AM
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We need to get back to this sugar daddy question that we discussed earlier. :2thumbsup:
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:wub: :wub:

Maybe in this case I can make an exception to my no gift rule :P
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diane26
post Feb 13 2006, 03:09 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 12 2006, 10:37 PM)
Tool = Asshole, dickhead, cocksucker, wanker etc

its multi purpose
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I am going to start using it LOL
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bondiguy
post Feb 13 2006, 06:12 AM
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I am going to start using it LOL
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please do so... spread it through the US.

Please see me for more Aussie words that can be used in your daily vocab. Yanks don't use the word "Wanker" near enough.... instead you guys say "Jerk Off"
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evade20
post Feb 13 2006, 09:03 AM
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please do so... spread it through the US.

Please see me for more Aussie words that can be used in your daily vocab. Yanks don't use the word "Wanker" near enough.... instead you guys say "Jerk Off"
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"Tool" already is used in the US. It's not just an Aussie word. Your right about wanker,though,...I'll have to add that to my vocabulary. :2thumbsup:
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diane26
post Feb 13 2006, 01:45 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 13 2006, 03:12 AM)
please do so... spread it through the US.

Please see me for more Aussie words that can be used in your daily vocab. Yanks don't use the word "Wanker" near enough.... instead you guys say "Jerk Off"
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Yeah I like Wanker too I will start using that one as well. I needed a new word for the month my last one was stellar.
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diane26
post Feb 13 2006, 01:46 PM
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"Tool" already is used in the US.  It's not just an Aussie word.  Your right about wanker,though,...I'll have to add that to my vocabulary. :2thumbsup:
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I have lived all over the US and never heard Tool be used before this forum. :huh:
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Vlad
post Feb 14 2006, 08:27 PM
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lol I've heard the term "tool" ever since I was little.

When women jokingly call me a tool, I just reply "that's right. I am a tool. Use me and abuse me." :P

and Diane, I would be damn proud to be one of the controllers. ^_^
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diane26
post Feb 14 2006, 10:10 PM
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lol I've heard the term "tool" ever since I was little.

When women jokingly call me a tool, I just reply "that's right. I am a tool. Use me and abuse me." :P

and Diane, I would be damn proud to be one of the controllers. ^_^
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I would be proud to be schooled on it all :shuwks:
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Vlad
post Feb 14 2006, 10:14 PM
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You don't need a dildo to have fun with yourself. ;) ;)
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diane26
post Feb 14 2006, 10:17 PM
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You don't need a dildo to have fun with yourself. ;) ;)
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Sure it couldnt hurt the process :P
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bondiguy
post Feb 15 2006, 04:20 AM
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Please see shoot the breeze for Aussie word of the week!
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diane26
post Feb 16 2006, 01:20 PM
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Well the toungue thing came in yesterday if I find out if it works will let you all know. Will post what I got since I had to return the other thing, what the husband "approved" of.
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Gnappster
post Feb 16 2006, 01:24 PM
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Well the toungue thing came in yesterday if I find out if it works will let you all know. Will post what I got since I had to return the other thing, what the husband "approved" of.
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you had to return the "other thing" cuz your husband approved of it? :huh:
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diane26
post Feb 16 2006, 01:28 PM
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you had to return the "other thing" cuz your husband approved of it?  :huh:
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Sorry I have had 3 hours of sleep total in the past 2 days LOL.


Husband didnt approve of the first one sent it back got credit he did "allow" me to get this one, should be here any day



http://www.mypleasure.com/store/Adult-Toys...-Collection.asp
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thartmanjock
post Feb 16 2006, 01:36 PM
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Sorry I have had 3 hours of sleep total in the past 2 days LOL.
Husband didnt approve of the first one sent it back got credit he did "allow" me to get this one, should be here any day
http://www.mypleasure.com/store/Adult-Toys...-Collection.asp
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well that one doesn't lood too bad.....did the first one intimidate him or what?
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diane26
post Feb 16 2006, 01:38 PM
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well that one doesn't lood too bad.....did the first one intimidate him or what?
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I guess he said I cant have anything that would be the size of a penis. And I cant use it alone <_<
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thartmanjock
post Feb 16 2006, 01:46 PM
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I guess he said I cant have anything that would be the size of a penis. And I cant use it alone <_<
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WTF.......he's probably afraid of replacement.....hell i would encourage you to get a toy the size of a penis

cant use them alone huh....so when do you want me to come over
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diane26
post Feb 16 2006, 01:48 PM
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WTF.......he's probably afraid of replacement.....hell i would encourage you to get a toy the size of a penis

cant use them alone huh....so when do you want me to come over
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Let me check my schedule :P
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thartmanjock
post Feb 16 2006, 02:01 PM
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Let me check my schedule :P
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:drinkup: ok im waiting
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evade20
post Feb 20 2006, 08:53 AM
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:drinkup: ok im waiting
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I'll volunteer to be camera man! :drama:
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sweetjuice38
post Mar 4 2006, 04:13 PM
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Thought I would share a collection of my favorite toys :2thumbsup:
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bondiguy
post Mar 6 2006, 01:23 AM
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Thought I would share a collection of my favorite toys :2thumbsup:
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Damn nice collection!

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natalie
post Mar 6 2006, 04:53 PM
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I am sad to report that the husband was home when Fed Ex arrived and my package was confiscated. He is "allowing  :whatever:" me to return it and get something else instead but no Dildo so it looks like I will still never be able to learn to please myself yet. He is very insecure about any toy being used that is compariable to the size of a cock. :crazydude:  :(
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You've got to be kidding me! I'd say fuck you! That is totally selfish of him not to allow you the oppotunity to learn how to masturbate. I'm actually so pissed off right now I'd love to come kick his ass! :whipya: :whipya: :whipya:
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natalie
post Mar 6 2006, 04:57 PM
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what a cock master. Next time he is away I will overnight you a dildo. No lie. Let me know.
....talk about being insecure, geez.

You should have offered to get him a pocket pussy, and told him he'd be needing it because it'll be the only action he'll be getting. ;)
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johnny wadd
post Mar 6 2006, 04:59 PM
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You've got to be kidding me! I'd say fuck you! That is totally selfish of him not to allow you the oppotunity to learn how to masturbate. I'm actually so pissed off right now I'd love to come kick his ass! :whipya:  :whipya:  :whipya:
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I would 2nd that "you've got to be kidding me "He feels threatened by a rubber dick? maybe he really wants it for himself? :crazydude:
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natalie
post Mar 6 2006, 05:05 PM
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I would 2nd that "you've got to be kidding me "He feels threatened by a rubber dick? maybe he really wants it for himself? :crazydude:
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:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Yeah, he's probably afraid he'd be too tempted to fuck his ass. He's worried you'd find out that he's actually gay or a tranie. :lol: :lol:
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evade20
post Mar 7 2006, 09:23 AM
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:roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao: Yeah, he's probably afraid he'd be too tempted to fuck his ass.  :lol:  :lol:
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Diane needs to get a strap-on....Then he would really be worried about his ass! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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thenewguy
post Mar 7 2006, 12:09 PM
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You've got to be kidding me! I'd say fuck you! That is totally selfish of him not to allow you the oppotunity to learn how to masturbate. I'm actually so pissed off right now I'd love to come kick his ass! :whipya:  :whipya:  :whipya:
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I agree that this sounds very selfish of him. I don't know the man but form how Diane describes him, he sounds a bit insecure. If he was to just lighten up a bit and allow her to blossom, he'd be better off in the end because his wife would be more sexually mature and open to keeping the love life exciting.

Diane, does he listen to how you feel? Maybe you need to sit him down and explain that you want to try new things...

If he doesn't listen... do them anyway, take pictures, and share them with us here at RMM. That'll teach him a lesson. :roflmao:
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diane26
post Mar 7 2006, 06:27 PM
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I agree that this sounds very selfish of him. I don't know the man but form how Diane describes him, he sounds a bit insecure. If he was to just lighten up a bit and allow her to blossom, he'd be better off in the end because his wife would be more sexually mature and open to keeping the love life exciting.

Diane, does he listen to how you feel? Maybe you need to sit him down and explain that you want to try new things...

If he doesn't listen... do them anyway, take pictures, and share them with us here at RMM. That'll teach him a lesson.   :roflmao:
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He is actually very good and very open when it comes to anything sex related BUT the dildo/masturbation thing. But as far as everything else he is awesome and all about me even said yes to getting the stripper pole. Just this one thing he wont budge one. <_<
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natalie
post Mar 7 2006, 06:29 PM
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He is actually very good and very open when it comes to anything sex related BUT the dildo/masturbation thing. But as far as everything else he is awesome and all about me even said yes to getting the stripper pole. Just this one thing he wont budge one.  <_<
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Well I hope this means that your relationship is getting better hun! :cheers:
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