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girlie_girl
post Feb 10 2006, 09:03 AM
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you should have started out with something more simple...now you have nothing to work up to. :(

ps. I want pics
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evade20
post Feb 10 2006, 01:34 PM
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QUOTE(girlie_girl @ Feb 10 2006, 09:03 AM)
you should have started out with something more simple...now you have nothing to work up to. :(

ps. I want pics
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Pics hell, I want a video! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :kisses: :whipya:
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diane26
post Feb 10 2006, 08:36 PM
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sexysotslad
post Feb 10 2006, 08:42 PM
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hey honey thats not fair , your hubby is being a nob, every woman should have a dildo and your one looked great honey , poor girl x x
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diane26
post Feb 10 2006, 08:53 PM
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sexysotslad
post Feb 10 2006, 09:01 PM
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thats defo not fair . i will say they are great i used on eon ex and she was screaming mentally it was so good. your man is a wnak sorry but he is for not letting u get it x
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ontippytoes
post Feb 10 2006, 09:07 PM
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 10 2006, 08:36 PM)
I am sad to report that the husband was home when Fed Ex arrived and my package was confiscated. He is "allowing  :whatever:" me to return it and get something else instead but no Dildo so it looks like I will still never be able to learn to please myself yet. He is very insecure about any toy being used that is compariable to the size of a cock. :crazydude:  :(
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What the fuck!! Why are you with him? My hubby has bought all kinds of toys for me. How sad. On the brighter side, you don't need a toy to please yourself...use your fingers! Or, do you have a detachable shower head with different settings? Water can be a kitty's best friend. hee-hee. :cheers:
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sexysotslad
post Feb 10 2006, 09:10 PM
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nice idea tippytoes good one with the shower head. fingers even better and licking them after you have come u cant get any better. buy one and dont let him know honey get it delivered to girlfriends house and he wont know x
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diane26
post Feb 10 2006, 09:17 PM
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ontippytoes
post Feb 10 2006, 09:19 PM
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 10 2006, 09:17 PM)
He is all for any other kind of toy but that. Wont be with him forever :wink:  Just have to have all my ducks in a row.
Anyway I have always been someone that needed to be rammed with a dick in the end can never just have foreplay or even orgasim I am not satisfied until I have that ending which is why I was thinking i need to get a dildo to learn how to masturbate because I will want that at the end. I dunno I think I am just a freak :rolleyes:
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Nope, you're not a freak. You know what you like and what works for you. More power to you.
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sexysotslad
post Feb 10 2006, 09:19 PM
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u r not a freak honey u r a normal person and most women will agree that although a dildo helps, they will say that there is nothing better than feel of real hard cock x x

shame i lice so far away would love to help u out x x u r a very sexy lady who deserves love and attention and great fucking sex
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diane26
post Feb 10 2006, 09:24 PM
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sexysotslad
post Feb 10 2006, 09:26 PM
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heres hoping honey looking forward to chatting x x
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bondiguy
post Feb 11 2006, 12:43 AM
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 10 2006, 08:36 PM)
I am sad to report that the husband was home when Fed Ex arrived and my package was confiscated. He is "allowing  :whatever:" me to return it and get something else instead but no Dildo so it looks like I will still never be able to learn to please myself yet. He is very insecure about any toy being used that is compariable to the size of a cock. :crazydude:  :(
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Diane.... without wanting to offend anyone ur hubby sounds like a tool! My fiancee has a vibe and it is fucking big and i have no problem with it. In fact I think its great. Sometimes we will get it out during sex and she'll let me use it on her... or even when she uses it alone she'll text me or call and say "guess what I have been doing." It makes me so damn horny I rush home and dive into some great sex straight away!!!!
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diane26
post Feb 11 2006, 03:46 AM
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actarus
post Feb 11 2006, 06:01 AM
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Next time pay Fed Ex Guy to make him delivering the package to you in a secure "no hubby zone" time. :)
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girlie_girl
post Feb 11 2006, 09:00 AM
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what a cock master. Next time he is away I will overnight you a dildo. No lie. Let me know.


....talk about being insecure, geez.

You should have offered to get him a pocket pussy, and told him he'd be needing it because it'll be the only action he'll be getting. ;)
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Vlad
post Feb 11 2006, 12:03 PM
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Diane, we here should buy you this...

http://www.extremerestraints.com/stat/ve744.html ;)
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diane26
post Feb 11 2006, 02:30 PM
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diane26
post Feb 11 2006, 02:32 PM
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ontippytoes
post Feb 11 2006, 02:35 PM
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 11 2006, 02:30 PM)
He wasnt supposed to be home when it came he came home early that day. Girlie he actually considers it no different than cheating WTF??? Can you believe that. If he would use a pocket pussy I would get him one in a flash but he says he is married to me so he has no need to have to self pleasure.

(he had a really fucked up sense of sex growing up long story)

Anyway so he said if he found out I got a Dildo he would cheat on me cause same thing. I told him he was a freak and go for it cause I dont want to be with him anyway LOL.
ANyway I will try to figure something out cause it isnt right and I was never one that had ever masturbated or even thought about trying it but he is now making me more determined than ever, :cheers:
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Damn. He's messed up.
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actarus
post Feb 11 2006, 02:36 PM
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Or, better, stash some money aside to corrupt the fed ex guy.... :P
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ontippytoes
post Feb 11 2006, 02:37 PM
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QUOTE(actarus @ Feb 11 2006, 02:36 PM)
Or, better, stash some money aside to corrupt the fed ex guy.... :P
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Yeeeaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!
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ontippytoes
post Feb 11 2006, 02:37 PM
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QUOTE(actarus @ Feb 11 2006, 02:36 PM)
Or, better, stash some money aside to corrupt the fed ex guy.... :P
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My Fed Ex guy is gorgeous!
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actarus
post Feb 11 2006, 02:40 PM
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QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 11 2006, 02:37 PM)
My Fed Ex guy is gorgeous!
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...so boobs will be enough to corrupt him :)
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ontippytoes
post Feb 11 2006, 02:42 PM
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QUOTE(actarus @ Feb 11 2006, 02:40 PM)
...so boobs will be enough to corrupt him  :)
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I dunno...I'll hafta try that and let you know.
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Vlad
post Feb 11 2006, 02:44 PM
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 11 2006, 02:32 PM)
Holly shit vlad that things looks awesome and ohh the fun I could have with it being internet or whatever damn. LOL Maybe I should try and stash some money aside to get it.

PS Happy belated B day.
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Thanks for the birthday congrats. :)

I'll buy that toy for you if I can have first internet control. :letsfuck:
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diane26
post Feb 11 2006, 04:32 PM
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belicked6924
post Feb 11 2006, 04:57 PM
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 11 2006, 02:32 PM)
I could never let you buy it for me but when I can buy it I will add you to the list of controllers :shuwks:
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:bang: Damn, so no being your sugar daddy?
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penelope
post Feb 11 2006, 05:16 PM
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:) Hey girl, glad to hear you don't intend to stay with him, that kind of crap no-one needs! Have youpointed out that the better you know what your body likes the better the sex will be for him too!! What a total wanker (oh no, you said he don;t do that! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: )
In the meantime, use your imagination, you'd be amazed what you can use as a dildo, and he'll never know!!!!!!! Basically next time you do the shopping, check out the shelves with a more discerning eye!!!!! For example, choose your carrots carefully, any correctly shaped (and safe to use) bottle/container. Don't think it has to be made for the purpose!
Get exploring and ENJOY!!!! :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup:
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