NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN


D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of
how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved
out.

ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.

P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an
evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents
conception.

D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy ! of commuters by controlling road rage and the
urge to flip off other drivers.

M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal
lines as, "You make me want to be a better person .Can we get naked now?.

BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration,
and credit limit of spending spree.

J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share
their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

N A G A M E N T
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation
level as nagging him

damn, that Nagament sounds awfully strong! :blahblah:

Gnappy it looks like we are the only ones keeping this place alive today

well I see lots of lurkers but few posters. I think MAYBE they are just here to see tits? :unsure: But c'mon, ya gotta leave some entertaining comments along the way.

I agree I like to chat as well.

sooooo, you like stuff?

Do I like what stuff?? :huh:

you know, stuff.
just trying to make conversation. :goincrzy:

I LOVE stuff I am a lover of all kinds :P

oh do tell! :letsfuck:

I love the maker of the clitoris Vibrator. I would like to squirt all over him to share my appreciation of such a good device.

:o well that's certainly a good start!
what kind is it?

Let me see if I can find a link to it, it is my second one I love it.

did you wear out the last one?

Mine isnt this exact one but it is much like it, it is has a place to put your finger in it to have better access to use your hands or something.


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ok, so u put your finger in the hole? what part of the bunny does the dirty work lol.

Mine isnt the bunny but on him it would be the ears. When I use a clit vibrator I am squirting within 5 mins max. Amazing.

I get the same results with my hand :whatever:

You squirt out your vagina too?? :blink:

I don't but my wife does.

damn, I thought without certain individuals present I wouldn't be succeptable to that burn....I was wrong!

:P Not with me I usually catch them. Just not from myself. You have mail BTW

:2thumbsup:

lol...if i said i invented it diane....would i get that prize? :P

:rolleyes: :spankin:

sooooo....is that a yes?

How old are you again??

uhhhhh...does it matter? :P



(why do i feel like im getting cornered on this one...)

Well I dont care what anyone says I still thought it was funny <_<

Isn't it funny that vibrators weren't supposed to be for woman's pleasure but to cure her of craziness? :lol: :lol: Although I'm sure women back in the day were going crazy with sexual frustration.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Very funny!!