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Jun 6 2008, 06:58 PM
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Double D's

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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 6 2008, 08:27 AM) whats the best way to convince My wife to have a 3 some with her best friend and ME yes I said me ... Well Triple D it is all up to the way you bring the subject up. You just don't go "Hey you know what would be just great.... Me fucking your friend whiel you watched....." You could watch a porno with a lotta threesomes. In fact make it your only porn choice. If she watches with you, throw out .. Wouldn't it be funny seeing ( Wife's friend's name) doing that? You think she would? WOuld you ... of course field the question to reaction  Like a Texas Holdem Poker Player  Hope you get to go ALL IN!!!
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| COMEDYMAN |
Jun 6 2008, 07:17 PM
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QUOTE(Michelle M @ Jun 6 2008, 06:40 PM) "C-man" Hi hun....curious as to your opinion on women, wearing sexy high heels to bed when "ENTERTAINING" a man ? Yes, No...and why ? ,,,,,and I promise to buy you new sheets, not to worry  Being butt naked and having sex is the way the Lord intended. But He would have not put the inspration of high heels if they weren't just incredibly sexy. To eat a girl with her sexy legs ending in nice high heels resting on my shoulders makes me wanna bury my tongue deep and deeper. Having her standing bent over in front of me in high heels is just as hot. Her on top. grinding on my dick while her shoes run up and down my legs. Incredibly hot!! Heels are sexy as hell especially if the legs are hot.... But what gets me off.... are clown shoes.... big red floppy... horn sounds on every stroke. Michelle if you came sexily walking in, taking deliberate steps to make the stride to the bed to the tune of " Entrance of the Galdiators" Two horns would sound letting me know you were done walking. You pose with your perfect body arms to your side and trip and fall into bed as your shoes catch on the railing.... Now that would be hot!!!
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| COMEDYMAN |
Jun 19 2008, 09:28 PM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 18 2008, 08:26 AM) Camn why is it when I scholl down thru a thread and i come to your comments the scholl gets really slow ,? Either you are enthralled by my every word much like a sick stalking groupie..... .. or its just that you have to stop and jerk off to my sig gifs at every turn.
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| misschickie |
Aug 2 2008, 02:56 PM
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QUOTE(Drunk @ Jun 19 2008, 04:42 PM) Yes, Comedyman! I have a question... I'd like to know why the tree limb outside misschickie's window doesn't support the weight of a full grown adult male wearing a bird costume? l-o-fuckin-l...that was hilarious! QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Jun 19 2008, 06:30 PM) Well you would think it would hold after all of the 2 x 4 support braces I already put there  you said that was just for a treehouse
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the only thing i'll ever ask of you...you gotta promise not to stop when i say when.do not try to outbitch this bitch...you will not win
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| COMEDYMAN |
Aug 7 2008, 10:39 PM
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QUOTE(evade20 @ Aug 7 2008, 09:51 PM) Hey Comedy, Why does Ohiowife live in Michigan?  Because Michigan did something very right in a former life!!!
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