I have sex all the time too. I have lots of sex. It's just that every once in a while I'd like to try it with a partner.

Bob.. its sad that sheila your blow up doll has more tread wear than my raceing tires :lol:

what can I say? She loves to fuck. :2thumbsup:


But the real question here is: Why are you fucking your racing tires??? :blink:

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Only thing with a HOlE in it big enough to fit my cock!!! :pimpers: :bonerfied: :ninja:

Touché :cheers:

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Holy Shit this thread was funny! Too bad I wasnt around when it happened

It was created by Ass fucker.... need I say more! lol

You said it all! :cheers:

I never have that problem with the cocks I ride. Before they even get inside me, I have their cock all the way down my throat. :o While it's down past my tonsels, I lick their balls with my tongue. It takes some practice to do that, but they blow long heavy loads of cum down my throat in no time. then I clean them off, and they lick and drink all the honey flowing from me. Soon enough, they start pumping away and it takes them much longer to blow the second load. Most are good for 30-40 minutes of constant fucking. Any longer than that, and I get real sore. In the meantime, I've had 3-4 more orgasms. If they're real good, they go from the pussy to my ass and dump load #3 there. That's good for a few more orgasms.

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I think I need to go see bibby and have her test this theory out on me!

I approve this message...

But yeah I really do agree with the whole thing and know personally I can last longer if I cum once prior, I'm really quick to recoup too so it all tends to work out.

Now I can continue to ponder this tremendous-sounding bj bibby speaks of

my wife has this technic of not making me cum for a long time...............................




























Not tonite dear I have a headache :bang: :bang:

haha, related story, a buddy of mine once sent me a forward called the guys rules and one of them was something like "girls, if a headache lasts three months see a doctor, some thing's wrong" me and him didn't get the joke at all and i made the mistake of tellin my older cousin about it and saying that it was hilarious except that one joke that i didnt understand. He laughed his ass off at me and said that it must be nice being young and having the girls still raring to go

Where have YOU been all my life???

:lol: BAM!

I've jerked of so many times in the shower when it looks like it is going to rain I get a hard-on
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:lol: :lol: oh God, that is hilarious!

I have heard that one before many times... still funny though

Same for me too. I don't want to say I'm an 'easy O' but once you figure me out it's not hard... My boyfriend can get one.. two.. three out of me in under a minute if he wants, just with his hands. Then again even once we're having sex if I'm on top I'm the one who has to try to hold myself back so I don't cum after ten seconds (although... he always reminds me that I can have as many as I like so I don't have to worry about it... heh.) Of course it isn't always fun to give someone what they want right away. I actually don't care whether my boyfriend comes fast or not. Then again fast is relative to us... quickies are still like 10-15 minutes, warrenting me at least two orgasms. <3

I think the best way to go is start with some foreplay (...i consider oral foreplay) and then each time the guy is on the verge of orgasm slow it down a bit - lick his cock clean (and if you're a well endowed girl, don't underestimate the greatness of titty-fucking). Give him a minute to cool down but make sure you don't stop completely! You don't want him to go soft... you just want to draw out the climax.

Then again if you have a girl who really enjoys being on top, like I do, it's just a matter of switching up the rhymth. Riding away like a crazy person will make anyone cum quickly. Learn how to move yer hips properly and switch it up!

Then again I know a lot of girls aren't up for much work. I don't really know what to say to them, so... they have to find their own way. :rolleyes:

I didnt understand any of that................can you nip over and give me a demonstration. :) :)

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Yeah. Honestly as a girl who likes to fuck at least once a day, I'd rather only have hour long sessions (from start to finish including foreplay) that involve a few orgasms (as I said before, I have at least two if not more). At a certain point you're both sated and that's fine by me. I'd rather not be so sore that you can't touch my clit the next day without making me wince. A little sore is fine. Too sore is bad because it cuts back on the sex.

But I mean I'm speaking from the female perspective. But I always try to make sure that my boyfriend comes at least twice in a day, at least once from sex and a few more times from head. Besides, I think every girl should suck a cock at least once a day. It'll make everyone happier. :P

Amen to that. That's what they should teach to women in schools! :suckadick:

*L* "Oral presentation"? :rolleyes:

Do you know of any other females in existence that think like you do? point me that'a'way m'am.

God, I wish... then I could have a guilt free threesome. You can have her after I'm done with her, okay? :wink:

I like your thinking . I get the limp Exhausted women that is to tired to say NO ... :roflmao: