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ddd35
post Sep 19 2007, 03:42 PM
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Whatever state you don't get caught in :D
That would be a good field test... go to each state capital , get a blowjob on the main steps and see if you get arrested :D
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there are some states that actually have some old laws on the books that make it illegal ,
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Christof
post Sep 19 2007, 03:45 PM
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was your band named general public or general pubic. I hope it was general pubic cuz that's damn funny :lol:
Is there anything you DON'T know(porn wise anyway :P )?

I don't know why porn stars think they look better the more they have plastic surgery done, especially on the face.  :unsure:
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er, it was The General Public. I blame it on my new keyboard.
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Bobaloo
post Sep 25 2007, 02:30 PM
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was your band named general public or general pubic. I hope it was general pubic cuz that's damn funny :lol:
Is there anything you DON'T know(porn wise anyway :P )?
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:roflmao: Hilarious. I don't know how I missed that.
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Christof
post Sep 26 2007, 03:35 AM
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:roflmao: Hilarious.  I don't know how I missed that.
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yeah not sure how I missed that either :(
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misschickie
post Dec 15 2007, 12:29 PM
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Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
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ddd35
post Dec 16 2007, 09:13 AM
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Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
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:drama:
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bondiguy
post Dec 16 2007, 10:51 PM
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Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
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Now that's a pickle!
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misschickie
post Dec 17 2007, 11:46 PM
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COMEDYMAN...I ASKED A MOTHER FUCKIN QUESTION!!!

now, answer me...please? I'll show you my tits.
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oh wait.....nevermind :P
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bondiguy
post Dec 18 2007, 12:28 AM
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COMEDYMAN...I ASKED A MOTHER FUCKIN QUESTION!!!

now, answer me...please?  I'll show you my tits. 
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oh wait.....nevermind  :P
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Simple... he's adopted!
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misschickie
post Dec 18 2007, 12:40 AM
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Simple... he's adopted!
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Nope, too easy. Try again.
Besides...wouldn't they adopt another sea sponge? That would be like you and Mrs. Bondi, going out and adopting a cute little marlin.
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bondiguy
post Dec 18 2007, 12:44 AM
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Nope, too easy.  Try again.
Besides...wouldn't they adopt another sea sponge?  That would be like you and Mrs. Bondi, going out and adopting a cute little marlin.
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Well I didn't want to say it but his mum is a slut and slept with a square sponge... the kid had a 50/50 shot and it turned out square. The dad upholds the lie because he is secretly impotent and the lie makes them both happier than the truth ever could
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COMEDYMAN
post Dec 18 2007, 07:04 AM
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Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
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Spongebob suffers from Aquatic Coral Deformentia.. It's like a sponge form of Down's Syndrome. He is functional, having developed a slight culinary flair, but still retarded :D



Oh and I will look at those pretty tits of yours anytime !!!!! :bonerfied:
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bondiguy
post Dec 18 2007, 11:21 PM
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Spongebob suffers from Aquatic Coral Deformentia.. It's like a sponge form of Down's Syndrome.  He is functional, having developed a slight culinary flair, but still retarded :D
Oh and I will look at those pretty tits of yours anytime !!!!!  :bonerfied:
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That would have been my second guess
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misschickie
post Dec 20 2007, 03:00 AM
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Well I didn't want to say it but his mum is a slut and slept with a square sponge... the kid had a 50/50 shot and it turned out square. The dad upholds the lie because he is secretly impotent and the lie makes them both happier than the truth ever could
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the Jerry Springer version!

QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Dec 18 2007, 04:04 AM)
Spongebob suffers from Aquatic Coral Deformentia.. It's like a sponge form of Down's Syndrome.  He is functional, having developed a slight culinary flair, but still retarded :D
Oh and I will look at those pretty tits of yours anytime !!!!!  :bonerfied:
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the Learning Channel version!

love them both! and i love to show you my tits anythime cm
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bondiguy
post Dec 20 2007, 05:37 AM
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the Jerry Springer version!
the Learning Channel version!

love them both!  and i love to show you my tits anythime cm
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Jerry

Jerry

Jerry
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evade20
post Dec 24 2007, 09:55 AM
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... and i love to show you my tits anythime ...
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go for it Chickie.... :niceones: :flashboobs: :drama: :drama:
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paybarraman
post Dec 24 2007, 12:47 PM
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Is Jimmy Hoffa really encased in concrete at the foundation of the Meadowlands?
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evade20
post Dec 27 2007, 08:19 AM
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Is Jimmy Hoffa really encased in concrete at the foundation of the Meadowlands?
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Naah! I think he's deep than that..... :lol:
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baby21
post Dec 27 2007, 03:05 PM
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Is there life on other planets?
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COMEDYMAN
post Jan 6 2008, 07:42 AM
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Is Jimmy Hoffa really encased in concrete at the foundation of the Meadowlands?
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Jimmy Hoffa isnt dead. He had a sex change and known as Bea Arthur on of the golden girls :D
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COMEDYMAN
post Jan 6 2008, 07:47 AM
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Is there life on other planets?
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That one is a tough one. Is there life on other planets? Until we create a stellar propulsion so we can even get to the nearest star system or even to one of our sister planets that question will probably never be answered in our lifetime.

Simpler "is there life..?" questions should be more of the focus.

Is there life after marriage? Is there life after death? or is there life after being raped in prison? Those are the burning questions that can have answers ready :D
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misschickie
post Jan 6 2008, 08:38 PM
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Jimmy Hoffa isnt dead. He had a sex change and known as Bea Arthur on of the golden girls :D
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Jan 6 2008, 04:47 AM)
That one is a tough one. Is there life on other planets?   Until we create a stellar propulsion so we can even get to the nearest star system or even to one of our sister planets that question will probably never be answered in our lifetime.  

Simpler "is there life..?" questions should be more of the focus.

Is there life after marriage?  Is there life after death? or is there life after being raped in prison?   Those are the burning questions that can have answers ready :D
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my life will not be complete until i get to spend a weekend with CM, getting fucked and listening to his observations simultaneously.
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ddd35
post Jan 11 2008, 11:38 AM
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my life will not be complete until i get to spend a weekend with CM, getting fucked and listening to his observations simultaneously.
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sounds like invitation Cman ...
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LegMan
post Jan 13 2008, 02:27 AM
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Did I leave the iron on this morning?
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COMEDYMAN
post Mar 5 2008, 09:05 PM
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my life will not be complete until i get to spend a weekend with CM, getting fucked and listening to his observations simultaneously.
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Fly into the Tampa Airport anytime you wanna :D :bonerfied:
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COMEDYMAN
post Mar 5 2008, 09:07 PM
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Did I leave the iron on this morning?
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Yes and while you were at work The iron escaped and knocked over a liquor store killing 1 and wounding 7
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ddd35
post Mar 6 2008, 12:47 PM
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Yes and while you were at work The iron escaped and knocked over a liquor store killing 1 and wounding 7
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damn !!!! your good !!! :P
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COMEDYMAN
post Jun 5 2008, 06:33 PM
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Any other questions I can answer :D Im in a sage mood :D
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ddd35
post Jun 6 2008, 08:27 AM
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Any other questions I can answer :D  Im in a sage mood :D
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whats the best way to convince My wife to have a 3 some with her best friend and ME yes I said me ...
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Michelle M
post Jun 6 2008, 06:40 PM
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"C-man" Hi hun....curious as to your opinion on women, wearing sexy high heels to bed when "ENTERTAINING" a man ? Yes, No...and why ?

,,,,,and I promise to buy you new sheets, not to worry :niceones:
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