the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.

well just imagine !!!! :roflmao:

Someone learn a new word today?

:lol:
Utopia reminds me of the drink Frutopia.. what a gross drink.

gross , that pretty much sums it up .. :2thumbsup:

Mixed with vodka it is great!....so is almost anything.

But by itself it's worse than Crab Juice.

I thought Mountain Dew was worse than that?

haha, that too.

Hey mate, a quick question. What is the weather like in your neck of the woods around September? I mean will i have to that myself at half hour intervals or is actually warm enough for human inhabitants?

It's a BIG country.
West coast, it's pretty warm still. It never gets that cold there all year round. Think California but cooler. Septmeber, probably still in the 20s. Alberta, Sask, and Manitoba, basically from the Rocky Mountains east, it is still really nice. Temps are in the high teens to mid 20s average but it could still easily get into the 30s. BUT, out here it could snow and be miserable just the same. Not very likely but that chance always is there. Eastern provinces, Ontario and Quebec, it's still mostly warm but again, weather can still turn ugly quickly, but probably not as permanent as the prairies,(Sask, Manitoba, Alberta). Maritime provinces on the far east coast is starting to get rainy but I think it's still pretty mild out there in Sept.

So I guess what I'm saying is, in all likelyhood you're looking at approx. 20C wherever you go, the nights are starting to cool off. probably around 7-12C. And if the weather turns crappy it probably won't last more than a day or 2. And chances are slim to none that it will get really bad(ie a blizzard) but never say never in Canada. Calgary was 30C last week and got 15cm of snow yesterday :wacko:

LOL that was the most detailed reply ever.
And I love mountain dew :(
It keeps me up for days.. just one soda... I'm nuts.

Oh.. that reminds me.... September here.. it's sunny and 70 one day and 32 and snowing the next (quite seriously).. I love it, it takes people a while to get used to.

whats your average snowfall for the year Gnapp. ?

well 6 more to go and ya reach the 10,000. mark and you get the long awaited boobie prize ... best of luck to ya ... :2thumbsup:

Where I live, not that much. 40 inches per year average. But out east as well as British Columbia get hit hard witht the snow, we just get the real cold.

wow, 10,001

congratulations on the accomplishment :cheers:

Ok, It tooka minute or two to digest that but basically it's not too bad, just unpredictable?

I am thinking of taking a trip next year to LA as I have relatives there, from there I'd like to see some other parts of the states and whilst I am in the nexk of the woods I'd like to visit Canada and return to Mexico. I met some great people from Sask and Vancouver when I was in Europe and they guy from Sask said he'd take me hunting :thumbup:

Well if you're going to Canada, I'd say go to Vancouver or Alberta and head to Banff or Jasper or anywhere in the mountains. Sask is actually pretty diverse but you'd have to spend some time here to really appreciate it. Most of the big cities are smack dab in the middle of bald ass prairie, but if you head far north or into the southe, there is some really impressive scenery. Depends what you're into.
And it doesn't surprise me that a dude from Sask. would offer to take you hunting. Just make sure he brings 2 guns :P
But if you head to Sask, feel free to crash in my booze stocked basement :alc:

It's all just an idea at the moment, definitely want to head to LA whilst I can access free accom. and I must get back to Cancun. So I figure, jesus I'm close enough, why not head up to Canada? Always wanted to see Canada too.

I'll be ensuring at least 2 guns are taken. He says that some places are so untouched you could go fishing on an inland lake there and it could quite possibly be one of the very times anyone has ever fished there? True or bullshit?

Oh and if I crash in your basement, don't expect there to be any booze in the morning :P

about the lake thing. absolutely. there are roughly 100,000 lakes and rivers in Sask. and a lot of them are in the northern half of the province, which is very sparsely populated. If you go up north canoeing or camping, you could go days or longer without seeing another living soul.

Wow, so he wasn't a lying piece of shit! And it's totally legal to hunt deer there too?

there are so many deer here(thanks to the near eradication of natural predators), they're happy to let hunters bag a few. otherwise many just end up getting splattered on the highways.

Ahhh mother nature always has a way of evening things out :P

Whats the natural predator?

Wolves.

I get made fun of for calling them "woofs"

thats understandable .. :P

is this a recent problem?


this reminds me of:
Here we have an Alaskan Timberwolf. He weighs 240 pounds and his jaws can bite through a parking meter. He does get spooked by loud noises.
Krusty: LOUD!? THAT'S OUR SECRET WORD FOR THE DAY!!!

Meanwhile, Krusty is attacked by a bird.
Lady: She must think you're after her eggs.
Krusty: I only ate one!

and
Willie: Ahhh Wolfie, Dunt feel bahd fer lusin', I bin wreslin' wolves since yew wahr ot yer mahthahr's teat.

HAHA , :P

This post has been edited by ddd35: May 30 2007, 08:49 AM

Good reference work in Gnappy!

How in the blazes of blue hell does Carson Daly STILL have his own talk show???

That is all.

WHo?!?!?