the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.

It definitely read like one of those moments, didn't it?

Hehehe we are sooo old

you're not old till you use the term whipper-snapper.


Oh, shit. It's too late for me, save yourself.

I don't like the looks of them teenagers

Let's go back inside. :blink:

Ok Grandpa. :P

;)

I don't remember any of that. I DO remember when Moe got bitten by the snakes hidden in the cash register, but that's it.
Anyway my bday was pretty good. Went out for dinner with family and friends...drank a bunch of beer. Went back to our place, had a few people over, had a bunch more drinks, watched some Trailer Park Boys, passed out and that was about it. But I remember most of it, so it wasn't top 3 :lol:

A few of us were sitting at my bar doing a few shots, and in the drunken wisdom my one buddy says, "What the hell is up with the Jagermeister logo?" I knew the story but I didn't bother to retell it, just made it known that I knew. So he says, "A deer with a cross above. That's kind of weird.....Actually it's pretty fucking cool! We should make THAT our new team logo". We had been trying to figure out new jersey design for our dodgeball team but couldn't come up with anything good. So I took the Jager logo and put our team name in Jager font where the Jagermeister had been written. It looked pretty sweet! I guess what I'm trying to say, is that if you have something to figure out, drinking is probably a good way to get answers.
And that is all.


yuh huh


well spotted!

I think the ep I was referring to is actually a pretty new one that they just reran because of the football playoffs. it's the one where moe writes poetry and Lisa helps him. there's a scene where he's outside in the rain and he's like what a crummy birthday. then lisa agrees to help him or something and he's like this is the best birthday every. Then a vicious dog or something clamps onto his arm and he's like, still in the top 3. then a bird's nest falls on his head and eggs crack on his face and a bird comes and starts pecking away at his face... and he's like, still in the top 10. Not hilarious by any means, but it'd be funny if you knew what I was talking about.



What is your team name??

I have hardly seen a new episode this year. :o

Schweddy Balls :roflmao: that's a good one.

I'm going to have to steal that one sometime.

Now if I can only round up a friend or two to be on a team with me.

Derelects will be your teammates if you pay em a few bucks, not that I know or anything. :ph34r:

Here's our new logo I stole(so it matches pretty much everything else I do).

very nice! Does that say alcohol fueled at the bottom?

Dodgeball? Isn't that a little violent for Canada. You could take an eye out with that ball.

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Oh we're all for violence as long as it's in sports.

If it wasn't for Canada exporting their brand of hockey, thousands of American kids would still be chewing their food with their own teeth.

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That dude's boyfriend love him.

haha true enough.


:roflmao:

Or better yet, just stealing them!!!

Which handsome man told you the Jager story??? :thumbup:

Wiki Pedia? :nahnah:

:fuckoff:

Although he is a handsome fella :lol:

I believe wiki pedia is a latin term for handsome man.

and the obvious reply;

Boy those latins have a word for everything

I have nothing clever to add.


Nothing new here. :wacko:

Wow look at this flaming wreckage... crowd around everybody, crowd around... don't be shy

From Bondi's thread:

Problem solved.

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cross thread quoting? what's next, cross board quoting.

oh yeah, and I knew someone would be a smartass about the pussy thing.

I am a pioneer!!! :thumbup:
And even the snapback works. Who knew?

I was trying to be a smart ass and funny all at the same time. There were so many "pussy" pictures to choose from, that one won.

Hey. thanks for noticing :thumbup:

If people didn't keep coming here to patronize our business, I'd make up some funny excerpts from 3d's resume, but, alas, there is work to pretend to do.

:o an hour and a half???!!!













sucker :nahnah: